could you imagine pulling up to womans house to go to a dinner and a movie in this contraption?

* BEEP BEEEP *

"you ready?..lets go"

in that? FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK YOU


imagine going out drinking with your friends.

"hey guys ill meet you at the bar, I gotta go pick up my car"

(1 hour later)

*friends* "who invited this faggot...and what the fuuuuuuuccccck is that?"

ohhh hey johnny, nice car...did you attack it with a welding torch on acid while getting fucked in the ass watching gay porn? that star doesn't look gay enough, have you tried maybe airbrushing a rainbow on it?