You see young one -- sometimes we as men aren't consistent... sometimes ya dick is hard - but not all the way. I mean, you STILL wreck shop regardless and by NO MEANS does she complain - but in yoru heart you know you were not 100%... it's a 7 or 8 on a 10 point scale. But then -- sometimes your dinner, beer, the stars, moon, her booty and your DNA align and you walk in the bathroom to wash up and walk by the mirror and have to back up and take another look at your shit - even YOU are suprised and are thinking to yourself "DAMN!!!! Now THIS is my dick - that shit last night... idk WHOSE dick that was - but toNIGHT... THIS is DEFINTELY my dick." Then you wipe it off and get as close to it as you can saying "from now on, when you get up, you do it JUST like you did tonight and we won't have NOOOOOOOOOOO problems."
I said all of that to make some point that I have forgotten about b/c I'm horny now and will need to fuck something immediately. To be continued...