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  1. 10-13-2009, 03:24 PM #1
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    That shit is hideous! Who would buy such a ridiculous car?
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    On that background, the guy in the middle is Vladmir Lenin, and the guy on the right is Leon Trotsky. The guy on the left is Tsar Nicholas II. I'm not exactly sure what any of these guys have to do with this ugly monstrosity of a vehicle, nor am I sure why they put all these famous Russians on there and left out Peter the Great.

    The only thing I do know for sure is that car culture in Russia is fucking wierd as fuck.



    Yeah, thats a fucking tombstone of a guy in a Scarface pose next to his Daewoo.


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    A little write-up of the regular version:

    Definitely one of the most remarkble cars at the Top Marques Monaco show this year is the Dartz Kombat T98, or in short the Kombat. This Russian build SUV ‘tank’ can withstand bullets from AK-47’s and even rocket propelled grenades easily. With heavy steel plated doors and 7cm thick windows it’s not the fastest car shown in Monaco but it does stand out from the crowd.

    The Kombat is powered by a 8,1 liter Vortec V8, good for a top speed of 180 km/h. The price for this indestructible monster truck? 200.000 dollar! Needless to say you need a truck license to drive it, although we still have to find the first cop that dares to pull you over…d

    And this video explains everything.
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    I actually like it.........

    You had me at whale penis

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    holy balls thats odd

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    I wonder how many whale penis' exactly went into 1 truck? Just 1, whales have big dicks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    holy balls thats odd
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    and this is what that whalewars show is about. lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blown_ss View Post
    and this is what that whalewars show is about. lol.
    lol
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    It looks like a Transformer! I dont know about anyone else but I wouldnt feel to comfortable riding a whale penis lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    That shit is hideous! Who would buy such a ridiculous car?
    Lol you must be joking. I'd drive that all over the place. I can promise you that each and ever one of those limited editions, however many they decide to make, is gone already. The ultra rich are odd people. There are probably 50 of them running around Dubai right now.

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    All of the climate controls and 4x4 selector is out of a gmc envoy or chevy trailblazer.
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    think of what you could do with that thing : ) its basicly a street Tank..
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    Russian cars fail so hard since communism fell.
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    think of how many jacked up trucks you could crush with that. teach them for tailgating my civic
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    For the man with a small penis, we have the whale penis package, don't worry sir, she'll be sitting on a fat one harr harr harr...
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    It doesn't even look real. That shit is just plain crazy! Rich people can't find something better to spend their money on?
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    im not sure if i want to sit on a whales penis lol
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    Nice...what does it run on, diced bald eagles?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII View Post
    Nice...what does it run on, diced bald eagles?
    LOL at that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII View Post
    Nice...what does it run on, diced bald eagles?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues View Post
    That shit is hideous! Who would buy such a ridiculous car?
    Young Russian nouveau-riche gangsters. Which is a surprisingly large demographic, because of the rampant organized crime... particularly in the heroin trade.

    The young people over there have a fascination with American gangster culture, so much so that they have their tombstones festooned with so much gaudy Miami Vice and Scarface imagery the tackiest flea-market airbrush artist would cringe (see my post above).



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    Quote Originally Posted by Total_Blender View Post
    Only the finest Afghan Heroin.



    Young Russian nouveau-riche gangsters. Which is a surprisingly large demographic, because of the rampant organized crime... particularly in the heroin trade.

    The young people over there have a fascination with American gangster culture, so much so that they have their tombstones festooned with so much gaudy Miami Vice and Scarface imagery the tackiest flea-market airbrush artist would cringe (see my post above).

    Oh wow!!!! Speechless
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    Really though, that's such an obnoxiously vulgar car...there's something very appealing in that.

    Reminds me of the Conquest Knight XV. This one's allllll American baby.




    Hummer H2? Get the fawk outta here.
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    The H2 looks so cute!

    That thing is serious bad azz.
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    Looks like a fucking TANK!
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    I like it a lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nerdsrock22 View Post
    The H2 looks so cute!

    That thing is serious bad azz.
    I just found that picture when I made that post...never had an idea of how big it actually was when I first saw pictures of it. I was thinking F-350 size.

    Really is MASSIVE though...hah, I'd enjoy having one of those.
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    I would so rock the hell out of that
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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII View Post
    Really though, that's such an obnoxiously vulgar car...there's something very appealing in that.

    Reminds me of the Conquest Knight XV. This one's allllll American baby.




    Hummer H2? Get the fawk outta here.

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    Whale Penis....


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    I had no idea about the size of that sumbitch, I just thought it was built on the same platform as the H2. Damn...

    Can the weak-ass Russian steel I'm sure they used in constructing that behemoth even support that much weight?

    I see cues in the styling that go back to Russian armored trucks from WWI and WWII...





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    For some strange reason I like it. Not the red one with gold windows. The silver ''normal'' one.
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