I wish my nuts were that shiny..

Then I could walk up to ladies and be like

"Excuse me miss, do you suck balls?"

"Why, I NEVER!..."

"I'm sorry I'm sorry, what I meant to say was....do you suck...THESE balls..."

"Oh my, they're smooth like eggs! Yes, yes I will suck your balls."

Works EVERY time.

Oh, yeah. Nice paint work.

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