The definition of Porsche

[Huggies]

Its gayfunk with a second account.. it has to be

John, how dense are you? I go and make fun of your interwebz typing to your face in "The RL" followed by, not ten minutes later mind you, a permanent record of my ridicule placed carefully on the World Wide Web and you have the gall to feign ignorance as to my true identity.

dont care, i hate it as a car, as awhole. it'd be like driving a 600 whp tonka truck for me. even if it outhandled every other car ont he road and out accelerated you still like a ****ing tool driving it. and it's ugly. and there's no saving it from it's ugliness.

Your vanity is overwhelming.

i like my car yes, and i'd gladly take it over that old RS doo doo looking poop sauce of a car. unless i was able to just take the porsche then resell it. if i HAD To keep it, id go with my Z. there's a million cars id take over my Z. but not in the price range.

I'm having trouble making sense of this brain vomit. Now, I'm not even a super huge fan of 911s, and I have a very strong inherent bias toward lighter weight MR autos, but I'm not fool enough to believe that there exists anything reasonably attainable that comes within an arms length of a ****ing Carrera RS in any criteria that matters. It's a ****ing Carrera RS. One more time, It's a Carrera RS.

[Hundo®]

John, how dense are you? I go and make fun of your interwebz typing to your face in "The RL" followed by, not ten minutes later mind you, a permanent record of my ridicule placed carefully on the World Wide Web and you have the gall to feign ignorance as to my true identity.



Your vanity is overwhelming.



I'm having trouble making sense of this brain vomit. Now, I'm not even a super huge fan of 911s, and I have a very strong inherent bias toward lighter weight MR autos, but I'm not fool enough to believe that there exists anything reasonably attainable that comes within an arms length of a ****ing Carrera RS in any criteria that matters. It's a ****ing Carrera RS. One more time, It's a Carrera RS.

if you've trouble reading my statement, then you might want to get:

[Huggies]

if you've trouble reading my statement, then you might want to get:

Reading is easy (and fundemental). I said I had trouble making sense of your incredibly fat and hairy statements. Perhaps, when you painted your rims by hand in an unventilated garage you lost a few million too many brain cells. Perhaps, those brain cells were responsable for knowing the difference between a 350Zucks and a Carrera RS.

Perhaps, while driving Fast and Furious(TM) down by the rail tracks against some Honda Civics with your non-functional fire extinguisher velcroed to your dash and your speed sapping bolt-on "Aerodynamic Enhancements" applied by your certified auto mechanic half-cousin Wallace you knocked all the god damned sense out ya head and onto the well worn pavement.

Perhaps, real men don't care how fast they are going or how ugly they look. Perhaps, real men are content with a subtle tool that allows those of skill to carve a fine and delicate slice of cheesecake out of the road of life.

Keep your blunt force trauma induction device of a rice burner, with the hand painted rims.

[DUBSf22c]

very nice essay. .. but who are you

Reading is easy (and fundemental). I said I had trouble making sense of your incredibly fat and hairy statements. Perhaps, when you painted your rims by hand in an unventilated garage you lost a few million too many brain cells. Perhaps, those brain cells were responsable for knowing the difference between a 350Zucks and a Carrera RS.

Perhaps, while driving Fast and Furious(TM) down by the rail tracks against some Honda Civics with your non-functional fire extinguisher velcroed to your dash and your speed sapping bolt-on "Aerodynamic Enhancements" applied by your certified auto mechanic half-cousin Wallace you knocked all the god damned sense out ya head and onto the well worn pavement.

Perhaps, real men don't care how fast they are going or how ugly they look. Perhaps, real men are content with a subtle tool that allows those of skill to carve a fine and delicate slice of cheesecake out of the road of life.

Keep your blunt force trauma induction device of a rice burner, with the hand painted rims.

[Hundo®]

Reading is easy (and fundemental). I said I had trouble making sense of your incredibly fat and hairy statements. Perhaps, when you painted your rims by hand in an unventilated garage you lost a few million too many brain cells. Perhaps, those brain cells were responsable for knowing the difference between a 350Zucks and a Carrera RS.

Perhaps, while driving Fast and Furious(TM) down by the rail tracks against some Honda Civics with your non-functional fire extinguisher velcroed to your dash and your speed sapping bolt-on "Aerodynamic Enhancements" applied by your certified auto mechanic half-cousin Wallace you knocked all the god damned sense out ya head and onto the well worn pavement.

Perhaps, real men don't care how fast they are going or how ugly they look. Perhaps, real men are content with a subtle tool that allows those of skill to carve a fine and delicate slice of cheesecake out of the road of life.

Keep your blunt force trauma induction device of a rice burner, with the hand painted rims.

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you neg reps, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[DUBSf22c]

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you neg reps, and may God have mercy on your soul.

WTF BBQ SAUCE ZOMG

[Huggies]

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you neg reps, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Lo, with but one flick of his rapier Lord kayfuNk did bring Huggies to his knees, disarmed and bleeding from the multitude of cuts and holes inflicted by the Lord's careful aim. Lord kayfuNk was a skilled duelist, he saught to extend his prey's pain by torturing it with small nicks, cuts, and punctures. Any single one of these wounds was not enough to kill, but together 'twas agony unimaginable.

As the cackling Lord cantered toward his kneeling, blubbering opponent he raised his blade for the Final Strike(TM). Sending the edge of his blade hurtling toward Huggies's neck he was caught unaware by the seemingly defeated enemy's Counter Attack(TM). With one motion, the dark Lord was felled by a dagger to the testicles.

Finally, Huggies had restored honour to his clan, finally he had righted the wrongs that the dark Lord had forced upon his people. Finally, the rape of his mother was avenged. ...And with a smile the brave warrior fell over. A valiant death for a warrior who's bravery will be told of forever more. The end.

P.S. I have no idea what purpose this "rep" is suppose to serve other than to turtle wax the egos of fat ones, regardless, postive rep for you mister Kayfunk, because you inspired this story and I always tip my "muses" (read: hired sex workers).

[Hundo®]

Lo, with but one flick of his rapier Lord kayfuNk did bring Huggies to his knees, disarmed and bleeding from the multitude of cuts and holes inflicted by the Lord's careful aim. Lord kayfuNk was a skilled duelist, he saught to extend his prey's pain by torturing it with small nicks, cuts, and punctures. Any single one of these wounds was not enough to kill, but together 'twas agony unimaginable.

As the cackling Lord cantered toward his kneeling, blubbering opponent he raised his blade for the Final Strike(TM). Sending the edge of his blade hurtling toward Huggies's neck he was caught unaware by the seemingly defeated enemy's Counter Attack(TM). With one motion, the dark Lord was felled by a dagger to the testicles.

Finally, Huggies had restored honour to his clan, finally he had righted the wrongs that the dark Lord had forced upon his people. Finally, the rape of his mother was avenged. ...And with a smile the brave warrior fell over. A valiant death for a warrior who's bravery will be told of forever more. The end.

P.S. I have no idea what purpose this "rep" is suppose to serve other than to turtle wax the egos of fat ones, regardless, postive rep for you mister Kayfunk, because you inspired this story and I always tip my "muses" (read: hired sex workers).

lmao. ben you're stupid.

[DUBSf22c]

lmao. ben you're stupid.

KRIS ITS NOT BEN

[Thighs]

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you neg reps, and may God have mercy on your soul.

actually, he said body kits suck.

pretty true.

[Hundo®]

actually, he said body kits suck.

pretty true.

[Frög]

Reading is easy (and fundemental). I said I had trouble making sense of your incredibly fat and hairy statements. Perhaps, when you painted your rims by hand in an unventilated garage you lost a few million too many brain cells. Perhaps, those brain cells were responsable for knowing the difference between a 350Zucks and a Carrera RS.

Perhaps, while driving Fast and Furious(TM) down by the rail tracks against some Honda Civics with your non-functional fire extinguisher velcroed to your dash and your speed sapping bolt-on "Aerodynamic Enhancements" applied by your certified auto mechanic half-cousin Wallace you knocked all the god damned sense out ya head and onto the well worn pavement.

Perhaps, real men don't care how fast they are going or how ugly they look. Perhaps, real men are content with a subtle tool that allows those of skill to carve a fine and delicate slice of cheesecake out of the road of life.

Keep your blunt force trauma induction device of a rice burner, with the hand painted rims.

i love this guy!!!

[Frög]

John, how dense are you? I go and make fun of your interwebz typing to your face in "The RL" followed by, not ten minutes later mind you, a permanent record of my ridicule placed carefully on the World Wide Web and you have the gall to feign ignorance as to my true identity.



Your vanity is overwhelming.



I'm having trouble making sense of this brain vomit. Now, I'm not even a super huge fan of 911s, and I have a very strong inherent bias toward lighter weight MR autos, but I'm not fool enough to believe that there exists anything reasonably attainable that comes within an arms length of a ****ing Carrera RS in any criteria that matters. It's a ****ing Carrera RS. One more time, It's a Carrera RS.

damn huggies is a smart man! i wish i could +5 him..