The definition of Porsche

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Its gayfunk with a second account.. it has to be

John, how dense are you? I go and make fun of your interwebz typing to your face in "The RL" followed by, not ten minutes later mind you, a permanent record of my ridicule placed carefully on the World Wide Web and you have the gall to feign ignorance as to my true identity.

dont care, i hate it as a car, as awhole. it'd be like driving a 600 whp tonka truck for me. even if it outhandled every other car ont he road and out accelerated you still like a ****ing tool driving it. and it's ugly. and there's no saving it from it's ugliness.

Your vanity is overwhelming.

i like my car yes, and i'd gladly take it over that old RS doo doo looking poop sauce of a car. unless i was able to just take the porsche then resell it. if i HAD To keep it, id go with my Z. there's a million cars id take over my Z. but not in the price range.

I'm having trouble making sense of this brain vomit. Now, I'm not even a super huge fan of 911s, and I have a very strong inherent bias toward lighter weight MR autos, but I'm not fool enough to believe that there exists anything reasonably attainable that comes within an arms length of a ****ing Carrera RS in any criteria that matters. It's a ****ing Carrera RS. One more time, It's a Carrera RS.