b e n e f i t x (11:56:39 PM): hey you know if you clutch kick real fast and shoot yourself in the head , you can totally take a u-turn faster than anyone else
TheRealJJAlfano (12:55:33 AM): dude
TheRealJJAlfano (12:55:35 AM): you are trying way to hard
TheRealJJAlfano (12:55:39 AM): seriously
TheRealJJAlfano (12:55:42 AM): i pity you right now
TheRealJJAlfano (12:56:00 AM): your insulting me with 9th grader insults. I graduated high school, I deserve better than that.
b e n e f i t x (11:57:48 PM): cat.....dryer...
TheRealJJAlfano (12:56:33 AM): ok
TheRealJJAlfano (12:56:37 AM): wait
TheRealJJAlfano (12:56:40 AM): i think i got it
TheRealJJAlfano (12:56:53 AM): are you trying to say you think my mom killing my cat after it jumped in the dryer and she didnt know it is funny?
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:13 AM): Oh my gosh
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:16 AM): i never thought of it like that
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:17 AM): wow
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:20 AM): now that i look at it
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:22 AM): its pretty funny
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:23 AM): damn dude
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:26 AM): i think you just saved me
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:33 AM): instead of crying about it everytime someone mentions it
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:35 AM): i should laugh!
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:42 AM): then they wont know how broken i am inside!
TheRealJJAlfano (12:57:58 AM): are you going to school for psychology? cause damn
TheRealJJAlfano (12:58:01 AM): your ****ing good dr. phil
b e n e f i t x (11:59:29 PM): broken like powdered milk?
TheRealJJAlfano (12:58:05 AM): whats your last name
TheRealJJAlfano (12:58:30 AM): yes. im broken like powdered milk inside my body. my heart still burns from that god forsaken day when my kitten died.
TheRealJJAlfano (12:58:46 AM): but hey
TheRealJJAlfano (12:58:52 AM): you may suck at insulting me on the internet
TheRealJJAlfano (12:58:56 AM): and looking like a total badass
TheRealJJAlfano (12:59:06 AM): but at least you can go to sleep tonight knowing that jesus still loves you...
TheRealJJAlfano (12:59:07 AM): sorta..
b e n e f i t x signed off at 12:59:10 AM.