UPDATE!

First, I took of the radiator. That's about where I started my psudo-wire tuck. I did the right, front corner first. Basically I poped out the wire holders from the chassis and ran it under the wheel well. I did the same thing on the left side, but it was a little more tricky being that I had to run the horn wires with it.
After that, I really couldn't think of anything else to do beside re-route that vacuum hose in the back, under the thing-a-ma-jig. (i'll explain later)





Here is the before and after thing again:



After



I'm really doing this by myself, so if anyone has any techniques or ideas, just shoot me a post. I also removed the battery, but I don't know if I feel like extending the wires to the trunk. I will be taking the alarm out of the bay, aswell as that spare amp wire.