I'VE GOT IT! damn I can't believe I didn't think of this sooner:

Open a Nail Salon. why? because there's 1 in EVERY shopping center and they still make money. you get to be your own boss and if you hire responsible people you can still take vacations. after all it's nails not a damned restaurant that you have to be @ all the time. most importantly you get to hire hot vietnamese girls to do whatever you want them to all day long, or from 10am-8pm