I never criticized you, but you want to attempt to cast insults my way? You think I'm an "old lazy bum?" Why? Because I took off from work for a few months? You don't know the circumstances of my vacation, so who are you to assume my character? You were about to go to college, but the classes were filled? Sounds to me like you waited til the last minute. Last minute = procrastination = lazy. Am I right? I don't know because I just made an assumption about you through a couple of posts you made.
I may not being helping in pointing you towards a specific job, but a little advice can't hurt. Later, QD.