Johnnie Cochran, R.I.H.
(Rot In Hell)
The only problem is that he’s already so black, the devil won’t know when to turn him on the spit. Apparently he died of a brain tumor. The initial CT scans showed a foreign object roughly the size of a golf ball inside his cranium. Based on that report, Doctors assumed that it was just a typically-sized African American brain. However, as it grew to near human-sized proportions, they became alarmed. Now, the defender of O.J. Simpson is just as dead as Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman. It’s about time.