Quote Originally Posted by EJ25RUN
Geico: "And how did the accident happen Mr Johnson?"
Mr. Johnson: "I'm gonna need more than this little box to write that down"
Mr. Jonhson : "ah funny story"
Geico : "mmhmm"
Mr. Johnson "first off im the coolest person ever because i have my own racetrack" secondly as i was coming off the corner onto the backstraight i started to put the power down i look up and theres my wife in her F***N suv.
Geico: "Which vehicle are you wanting us to cover? the suv?"
Mr. Johnson: "hell no that dumb bitch was going the wrong way on the track. I want my racecar fixed."

LMAO