Some points I've learned from the japanese domestic maket whores:
1. US Postal workers own me for driving RHD vehicles
2. I can only put Spoon and Mugen parts on my japanese domestic maket Honda Civic.
3. Speaking in broken english is soooo japanese domestic maket.
3. If it says its japanese domestic maket...it is japanese domestic maket...even the japanese domestic maket LED washers you can buy on Ebay.
4. My car must be more japanese domestic maket than yours. Even though its a pickup truck.
5. Having mismatched rims is not a sign of financial difficulty...but of true japanese domestic maket style.
6. Pocari sweat is nothing but sour water.
7. Down a bottle of Tequila before putting stickers on your car...that will help you stick them japanese domestic maket style.
8. KT, Orido, NOB, and Ueno are my new superheros...I don't wanna be like Mike anymore.
9. Driving off a cliff is soooo japanese domestic maket.
10. Cars shall now be known as EG, DA, EK, S13, S14, R33, etc.
11. When in doubt, ask if its japanese domestic maket or not, in order to be japanese domestic maket.
12. Import models are now known as Race Queens and should have crooked teeth.
13. This whole japanese domestic maket thing is merely a contest to see who gets ripped off the most buying supposedly rare but useless stuff...like comic book collecting.
14. japanese domestic maket Squash air freshener smells nothing like squash at all.
15. The import scene shall now be known as SPOCOM.
16. My GF should wear school girl outfits more often.
17. Silvias and AE86's are the next Honda Civics.
18. Initial D is the true drift bible and ultimate how-to on drifting.
19. The letter R must be pronounced like the letter L and vice versa. Example: "Damn homey..my Gleddy Tulbo aint spooring collectly. Cost me a lace wit that ***** dliving the sirvia with the nitlous."
20. Oversteer is sooo japanese domestic maket.
21. Races are now known as "battles". Statoh!
22. Having car parts held up by customs is the shit.
23. I only surf sites that end in ".co.jp"
24. White people want to be black, black people want to be white, asians want to be blacks...but everybody wants to be Japanese now. The Japanese want to be Americans...like William Hung. WTF.
25. If its from Japan...it must be called japanese domestic maket like japanese domestic maket soy sauce, japanese domestic maket cellfones, japanese domestic maket notebooks, japanese domestic maket people, etc.
26. My car is slow..but its japanese domestic maket so I own you!
27. japanese domestic maket OEM parts are really parts scavenged from Japanese junkyards and wrecks.
28. Converting a car to japanese domestic maket spec in the Philippines is easy. Keep the car stock.
29. Rota wheels are sooo japanese domestic maket...even though they're made in the Philippines.
30. If the Japanese shipped
Nissan Skylines to the US, America would never have joined WWII....and the world would have been a much better place.
Things learned about jdm WHORES haha
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