Things learned about jdm WHORES haha
Some points I've learned from the JDM whores:
foound this shizzz
1. US Postal workers own me for driving RHD vehicles
2. I can only put Spoon and Mugen parts on my JDM Honda Civic.
3. Speaking in broken english is soooo JDM.
3. If it says its JDM...it is JDM...even the JDM LED washers you can buy on Ebay.
4. My car must be more JDM than yours. Even though its a pickup truck.
5. Having mismatched rims is not a sign of financial difficulty...but of true JDM style.
6. Pocari sweat is nothing but sour water.
7. Down a bottle of Tequila before putting stickers on your car...that will help you stick them JDM style.
8. KT, Orido, NOB, and Ueno are my new superheros...I don't wanna be like Mike anymore.
9. Driving off a cliff is soooo JDM.
10. Cars shall now be known as EG, DA, EK, S13, S14, R33, etc.
11. When in doubt, ask if its JDM or not, in order to be JDM.
12. Import models are now known as Race Queens and should have crooked teeth.
13. This whole JDM thing is merely a contest to see who gets ripped off the most buying supposedly rare but useless stuff...like comic book collecting.
14. JDM Squash air freshener smells nothing like squash at all.
15. The import scene shall now be known as SPOCOM.
16. My GF should wear school girl outfits more often.
17. Silvias and AE86's are the next Honda Civics.
18. Initial D is the true drift bible and ultimate how-to on drifting.
19. The letter R must be pronounced like the letter L and vice versa. Example: "Damn homey..my Gleddy Tulbo aint spooring collectly. Cost me a lace wit that ***** dliving the sirvia with the nitlous."
20. Oversteer is sooo JDM.
21. Races are now known as "battles". Statoh!
22. Having car parts held up by customs is the shit.
23. I only surf sites that end in ".co.jp"
24. White people want to be black, black people want to be white, asians want to be blacks...but everybody wants to be Japanese now. The Japanese want to be Americans...like William Hung. WTF.
25. If its from Japan...it must be called JDM like JDM soy sauce, JDM cellfones, JDM notebooks, JDM people, etc.
26. My car is slow..but its JDM so I own you!
27. JDM OEM parts are really parts scavenged from Japanese junkyards and wrecks.
28. Converting a car to JDM spec in the Philippines is easy. Keep the car stock.
29. Rota wheels are sooo JDM...even though they're made in the Philippines.
30. If the Japanese shipped Nissan Skylines to the US, America would never have joined WWII....and the world would have been a much better place.
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