95 Accord

- only one windshield washer squirter works
- whenever i push in the clutch or brake pedal, i hear a weird beeping sound
- during the summer the a/c would stop working completely when my gf was in the car. When she left, it would work

- on startup, car makes a weird errr type noise (abs system?)
- occasional hyperblinker from right turn signal
- birds like to hover over and shit on the car just after i washed it