
Originally Posted by
quickdodgeŽ
What the fuck is wrong with you? If you knew anything about the growing population of grandaddy longlegs in the rural areas of China, you'd know that this has EVERYTHING to do with the price. The LSAT score (or Lentor Spider Agility Test score) is a score based on the sluggishness of a spider as it habituates a rice paddy field. Now grandaddy longleg spiders, although allergic to rice, seem to find solace in nesting in such leas. The LSAT of a spider consists of testing the spider's blood for digested rice levels so as to ascertain the amount it would take to make lethargic this particular Arachnid. Obviously the lower the LSAT, the lower than fluid levels of digested rice. The more rice found in the blood stream of a GDLL, the more sluggish it is. This is not good as the GDLL is a great form of pest control for lower income homeowners as they like to feed on lizards and alligators that roam the areas at night. If the LSAT scores are high, the GDLL are less likely to be active and less likely to stalk their prey. What this means, in answer to your query, is that the demand for rice lessens as the spiders get more slow moving thus giving the reptilian forces more leeway to roam free on the streets of poor China. And, as you may know from Economics class, when the demand goes down, so does the price. As the GDLL mate and repopulate more and more and the season comes to where their prey are "out of season," a population control device needs to be implemented. Thus more people buying rice to feed to the GDLL to slow them down and, in the end, killing off many of the eight-legged freaks. So that, Gilligan, is what this has to do with the price of rice in China. Later, QD.