Dealership owner dies wrecking brand new challenger

[Atlblkz06]

My take:

30 year old, brand new challenger - "Hey its a racecar!"

Devil: "Lets take this turn going really fast since you have a race car!"
Angel: "This is a muscle car, not a race car. It cant turn for sh*! I mean flowers".
Devil: "Don't listen to him hes just a poosy, floor it!"

WAAAAAA! *tires screeching* thunk thunk BOOM.

I dont get why they're flying the flag at half mast. Other than the family, no one cares. Harsh, but true.

[Kevykev]

Woah, that's tough, that's a really REALLY tough situation that will be extra hard on the family and some of the employees.

My take:

30 year old, brand new challenger - "Hey its a racecar!"

Devil: "Lets take this turn going really fast since you have a race car!"
Angel: "This is a muscle car, not a race car. It cant turn for sh*! I mean flowers".
Devil: "Don't listen to him hes just a poosy, floor it!"

WAAAAAA! *tires screeching* thunk thunk BOOM.

I dont get why they're flying the flag at half mast. Other than the family, no one cares. Harsh, but true.

that was corny