I want Jodie Foster...converted back to hetero...waiting for me every morning as I come into the garage......it's OK...I'll paint her.Originally Posted by volvo mech
Yah.....We can all install quick release numbnuts...
I want Jodie Foster...converted back to hetero...waiting for me every morning as I come into the garage......it's OK...I'll paint her.Originally Posted by volvo mech
Yah.....We can all install quick release numbnuts...
This isn't the worst summer I've had around Savannah.
Parris Island '01 - now that was one hell of a summer.
There are car engineers who do this. So I don't doubt that someone could build a custom bodykit for any car. Yet, I doubt anyone that doesn't have a degree in Computer Engineering could do it. I know I wouldn't - because there would be so many factors that'll have to be taken into consideration. A blue print, actual physical test subject, ect. Just because you can color a car in your coloring book and add some extra body panels and kits doesn't mean it's possible.Originally Posted by volvo mech
its made out of fiberglass spread and 1/8 inch or 1/4 inch sheet metal. and if you dont like it u wont hear from me again
HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE PICTURES OF YOUR WORK???
Simple question. Please provide a simple answer below.
This isn't the worst summer I've had around Savannah.
Parris Island '01 - now that was one hell of a summer.
i lost touch with the people i made them for. they heard what i can do and i sent it they were happy and thats that.
you all keepp bitchin now lets see you put out some specs. if you dont like it u wont hear from me.
1/8 or 1/4 inch sheet metal????Originally Posted by volvo mech
How's that come in thousanths?
How heavy is this bumper?
What's the vertical/lateral weight ratio?
Doe it mount off grounded frame?
Is it guaranteed safe?
Will it splinter, split, or blow upon a 70 degree impact at 95 mph against a 2'5" K-Rail on a negative plane left turn?
Don't know??? Then get the f/ck out of a business that many people have invested their lives, brains and relationships in.
This isn't the worst summer I've had around Savannah.
Parris Island '01 - now that was one hell of a summer.
Ok, so make one, and take a pic. Because I am not giving you my car to base it on hahahaha. And really, you have a wind tunnel and all to make this sick ass **** with? That you can make so perfect? I want a one piece rear diffuser and flat undertray for my car. Make it.
I CAN FLY!! ... but the only people who saw it were sucked into the saucer I was escaping from.Originally Posted by volvo mech
Haven't heard from them in a while.
YOU never called, emailed, or contacted these folks? You have no references?
You are useless.
This isn't the worst summer I've had around Savannah.
Parris Island '01 - now that was one hell of a summer.
Oh,
I don't think you have Admin's permission to peddle your "shop" on IA....do you?
BAN!!!
This isn't the worst summer I've had around Savannah.
Parris Island '01 - now that was one hell of a summer.
what do you want it to look like? i can make it but do you want me to make it like its suppose to come on the car or do you want me to put your idea into and make it yours?
You know from your post, you can't even speak English. Why the **** would anyone want some dumb ass 19 year old **** head making stuff for their car?
It doesnt come stock on the car.... You really have no idea do you?Originally Posted by volvo mech
go ahead and ban mme then. ii dont have a shop dumbass im simply saying give me sommething challenging you want your body kit to look like and if i do it you stop bitchin if i dont you dont have to hear from me again.
did i say it came stock. no i didnt.
Ok, so you want a drawing, specs, and you will make it? That's what you are proposing?
Your post would look a lot better like this
Originally Posted by volvo mech
This isn't the worst summer I've had around Savannah.
Parris Island '01 - now that was one hell of a summer.
give me the size of your bumper area on the car (sorry i dont know all technical terms for the cars) i need the height you want it i need the measurements to the different sections i need the measurements of spaces i need measurements for the individual bumps i need angles i need to know where you think the imperfections are i need what your idea of what the bumper layout should be to the exact mark wiith some kind of a measurement. i need to know depths i need to know indents i need to know what height the raises you want are at i need to know how you want the grill to fit in i need too know how you want the lights to fit in. i need very specific measurements on all parts of this bumper and ii will make adjustments as i go for making it fit the bumper area you have now.
i need you to make me a front lip/ splitter for an E36 325is. Carbon or fiber glass, idc. I need it built within the specs for my race series. Can you do that for me? we will document the entire thing. let me know
just for the record i will give you receipts when i send it or bring it down for you. i will also send a video tape so that you can see piece by piece what i did.
?? are you going to answer me??Originally Posted by volvo mech
Mathew if you give me the specs ill make it. just give me specs and in 2 weeks it will be done. after i finish the fit.
Ok, nobody can provide you specs for a whole bumper like you asked. Lips sure. Why not go ahead and make a small mockup of a intake for a Honda, so we can see your skill. If you are good. I need a lip for my race car as well.
Try saying please.
Try being professional.
Try knowing something about the car you're making the part for.
Try doing your own research.
Try being original
Try NOT being a f/cking asshat.
***You are good for one thing - entertainment. Now it's time to go get in traffic***
This isn't the worst summer I've had around Savannah.
Parris Island '01 - now that was one hell of a summer.
giive me specs itll be done.
sorry man but no matter what you say your not gonna make your situation any better. just give up and get out. nothing you say is going to make a difference or change anyones mind about what kind of car there gonna get or what there gonna do to it.
Ok, 4 inch diameter, 6 inches long, and s shaped, just make something I want to see if your stuff is nicely made, or wrinkly and cracking.Originally Posted by volvo mech
volvo, you see how much of a pain in the ass this would be? WTF...why would we all want to make our rims and bumpers? Volvo, you also have to understand that half the tuner's on here probably haven't done much besides change their oil...not everyone is equipped to take on such a task...lol @ making bumpers and wheelsOriginally Posted by volvo mech
We know you aren'tOriginally Posted by NissanTun3r
haha i bet your one of those people who used to make cardboard kits and aluminum foil rims haha...jk
this is the stupidist sh!t i have ever heard
"buy a real import, like a Volvo"
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hey guise, i built my first "garden edge" homedepot lip yesterday, i can do ANYTHING!!!!
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hey man what the hell is.. this thread even about..
Well this thread took off.
I want a set of 5 spoke 17x8 wheels. 5x100 with a 48+ offset. I want them to be in flat black and have a concave look to them.
ready....GO!
Well put me down for a set of spokeless wheels like these for the escort
you are 18 years old... you say that people all over the country have heard of these great things you can do and come to you asking you to make them body parts that are custom... yet NO ONE on here has heard of you.
You say you have built people's houses for them? I am going to have to go out on a limb here and say.... no. You seem to be pretty sure of yourself. But yet if you have done all this work. You WOULD have pictures of it. Who would come from across the country to have you build them something with never seeing your work before?
Before you ask, because it seems that every time some one replies you do. I don't want you to "build" me anything.
Back to being stock and slow