A little confused.

**Maniacc** · 09-03-2008, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by volvo mech

I am talkin about makin a body kit for under 60 bucks that anyone can dream up. im talkin 3 d **** im talkin anything you want on the bumper of a car i can make it all i need is specs and then if you want to put it on the car go for it. but youll have to paint it and mount it. i can also put on a quick release if you want to have the bumper come off without takin a bunch of bolts out.

There are car engineers who do this. So I don't doubt that someone could build a custom bodykit for any car. Yet, I doubt anyone that doesn't have a degree in Computer Engineering could do it. I know I wouldn't - because there would be so many factors that'll have to be taken into consideration. A blue print, actual physical test subject, ect. Just because you can color a car in your coloring book and add some extra body panels and kits doesn't mean it's possible.

**volvo mech** · 09-03-2008, 04:22 PM

aight ill make a deal. if i make a bumper and i make it look sick as hell and you guys dont like it you wont ever have to hear from me again but if i do you all show me a little respect for what i can do. Do we have a deal?

**volvo mech** · 09-03-2008, 04:23 PM

its made out of fiberglass spread and 1/8 inch or 1/4 inch sheet metal. and if you dont like it u wont hear from me again

**DevilK9** · 09-03-2008, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by volvo mech

its made out of fiberglass spread and 1/8 inch or 1/4 inch sheet metal. and if you dont like it u wont hear from me again

1/8 or 1/4 inch sheet metal????

How's that come in thousanths?

How heavy is this bumper?

What's the vertical/lateral weight ratio?

Doe it mount off grounded frame?

Is it guaranteed safe?

Will it splinter, split, or blow upon a 70 degree impact at 95 mph against a 2'5" K-Rail on a negative plane left turn?

Don't know??? Then get the f/ck out of a business that many people have invested their lives, brains and relationships in.

**DevilK9** · 09-03-2008, 04:24 PM

HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE PICTURES OF YOUR WORK???

Simple question. Please provide a simple answer below.

**volvo mech** · 09-03-2008, 04:26 PM

i lost touch with the people i made them for. they heard what i can do and i sent it they were happy and thats that.

**DevilK9** · 09-03-2008, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by volvo mech

i lost touch with the people i made them for. they heard what i can do and i sent it they were happy and thats that.

I CAN FLY!! ... but the only people who saw it were sucked into the saucer I was escaping from.

Haven't heard from them in a while.

YOU never called, emailed, or contacted these folks? You have no references?

You are useless.

**volvo mech** · 09-03-2008, 04:28 PM

you all keepp bitchin now lets see you put out some specs. if you dont like it u wont hear from me.

**Elbow** · 09-03-2008, 04:28 PM

Ok, so make one, and take a pic. Because I am not giving you my car to base it on hahahaha. And really, you have a wind tunnel and all to make this sick ass **** with? That you can make so perfect? I want a one piece rear diffuser and flat undertray for my car. Make it.

**DevilK9** · 09-03-2008, 04:31 PM

Oh,

I don't think you have Admin's permission to peddle your "shop" on IA....do you?

BAN!!!

**volvo mech** · 09-03-2008, 04:31 PM

what do you want it to look like? i can make it but do you want me to make it like its suppose to come on the car or do you want me to put your idea into and make it yours?

**Elbow** · 09-03-2008, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by volvo mech

what do you want it to look like? i can make it but do you want me to make it like its suppose to come on the car or do you want me to put your idea into and make it yours?

It doesnt come stock on the car....

You really have no idea do you?

**Elbow** · 09-03-2008, 04:32 PM

You know from your post, you can't even speak English. Why the **** would anyone want some dumb ass 19 year old **** head making stuff for their car?

**volvo mech** · 09-03-2008, 04:33 PM

go ahead and ban mme then. ii dont have a shop dumbass im simply saying give me sommething challenging you want your body kit to look like and if i do it you stop bitchin if i dont you dont have to hear from me again.

**Nerdsrock22** · 09-03-2008, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by volvo mech

go ahead and ban mme then. ii dont have a shop dumbass im simply saying give me sommething challenging you want your body kit to look like and if i do it you stop bitchin if i dont you dont have to hear from me again.

ok.

I would like this for my 2007 Honda Fit (USDM).

What specs do you need?

**DevilK9** · 09-03-2008, 04:40 PM

Your post would look a lot better like this

Originally Posted by volvo mech

go ahead and ban mme then you dont have to hear from me again.

**BlkCD5** · 09-03-2008, 04:45 PM

my head ****ing hurts from this thread

**volvo mech** · 09-03-2008, 04:34 PM

did i say it came stock. no i didnt.

**Elbow** · 09-03-2008, 04:36 PM

Ok, so you want a drawing, specs, and you will make it? That's what you are proposing?

**volvo mech** · 09-03-2008, 04:48 PM

give me the size of your bumper area on the car (sorry i dont know all technical terms for the cars) i need the height you want it i need the measurements to the different sections i need the measurements of spaces i need measurements for the individual bumps i need angles i need to know where you think the imperfections are i need what your idea of what the bumper layout should be to the exact mark wiith some kind of a measurement. i need to know depths i need to know indents i need to know what height the raises you want are at i need to know how you want the grill to fit in i need too know how you want the lights to fit in. i need very specific measurements on all parts of this bumper and ii will make adjustments as i go for making it fit the bumper area you have now.

**Nerdsrock22** · 09-03-2008, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by volvo mech

give me the size of your bumper area on the car (sorry i dont know all technical terms for the cars) i need the height you want it i need the measurements to the different sections i need the measurements of spaces i need measurements for the individual bumps i need angles i need to know where you think the imperfections are i need what your idea of what the bumper layout should be to the exact mark wiith some kind of a measurement. i need to know depths i need to know indents i need to know what height the raises you want are at i need to know how you want the grill to fit in i need too know how you want the lights to fit in. i need very specific measurements on all parts of this bumper and ii will make adjustments as i go for making it fit the bumper area you have now.

oh...

naw its cool.

**RL...** · 09-03-2008, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by volvo mech

give me the size of your bumper area on the car (sorry i dont know all technical terms for the cars) i need the height you want it i need the measurements to the different sections i need the measurements of spaces i need measurements for the individual bumps i need angles i need to know where you think the imperfections are i need what your idea of what the bumper layout should be to the exact mark wiith some kind of a measurement. i need to know depths i need to know indents i need to know what height the raises you want are at i need to know how you want the grill to fit in i need too know how you want the lights to fit in. i need very specific measurements on all parts of this bumper and ii will make adjustments as i go for making it fit the bumper area you have now.

volvo, you see how much of a pain in the ass this would be? WTF...why would we all want to make our rims and bumpers? Volvo, you also have to understand that half the tuner's on here probably haven't done much besides change their oil...not everyone is equipped to take on such a task...lol @ making bumpers and wheels

**Elbow** · 09-03-2008, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by NissanTun3r

volvo, you see how much of a pain in the ass this would be? WTF...why would we all want to make our rims and bumpers? Volvo, you also have to understand that half the tuner's on here probably haven't done much besides change their oil...not everyone is equipped to take on such a task...lol @ making bumpers and wheels

We know you aren't

**Nerdsrock22** · 09-03-2008, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by NissanTun3r

volvo, you see how much of a pain in the ass this would be? WTF...why would we all want to make our rims and bumpers? Volvo, you also have to understand that half the tuner's on here probably haven't done much besides change their oil...not everyone is equipped to take on such a task...lol @ making bumpers and wheels

exactly. Listen volvo man. I'm a financial analyst. I have no idea how to take accurate measurements for making an aftermarket body kit. That's why I paid Honda to do it for me.

I don't see why thats a big deal.

**matthewAPM** · 09-03-2008, 04:50 PM

i need you to make me a front lip/ splitter for an E36 325is. Carbon or fiber glass, idc. I need it built within the specs for my race series. Can you do that for me? we will document the entire thing. let me know

**volvo mech** · 09-03-2008, 04:51 PM

just for the record i will give you receipts when i send it or bring it down for you. i will also send a video tape so that you can see piece by piece what i did.

**matthewAPM** · 09-03-2008, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by volvo mech

just for the record i will give you receipts when i send it or bring it down for you. i will also send a video tape so that you can see piece by piece what i did.

?? are you going to answer me??

**volvo mech** · 09-03-2008, 04:54 PM

Mathew if you give me the specs ill make it. just give me specs and in 2 weeks it will be done. after i finish the fit.

**Elbow** · 09-03-2008, 04:56 PM

Ok, nobody can provide you specs for a whole bumper like you asked. Lips sure. Why not go ahead and make a small mockup of a intake for a Honda, so we can see your skill. If you are good. I need a lip for my race car as well.

**DevilK9** · 09-03-2008, 04:57 PM

Try saying please.

Try being professional.

Try knowing something about the car you're making the part for.

Try doing your own research.

Try being original

Try NOT being a f/cking asshat.

***You are good for one thing - entertainment. Now it's time to go get in traffic***

**volvo mech** · 09-03-2008, 04:58 PM

giive me specs itll be done.

**Elbow** · 09-03-2008, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by volvo mech

giive me specs itll be done.

Ok, 4 inch diameter, 6 inches long, and s shaped, just make something I want to see if your stuff is nicely made, or wrinkly and cracking.

**90_ACCORD** · 09-03-2008, 04:59 PM

sorry man but no matter what you say your not gonna make your situation any better. just give up and get out. nothing you say is going to make a difference or change anyones mind about what kind of car there gonna get or what there gonna do to it.

**90_ACCORD** · 09-03-2008, 05:17 PM

haha i bet your one of those people who used to make cardboard kits and aluminum foil rims haha...jk

**Sport1.3** · 09-03-2008, 05:31 PM

this is the stupidist sh!t i have ever heard

"buy a real import, like a Volvo"

**Sport1.3** · 09-03-2008, 05:48 PM

hey guise, i built my first "garden edge" homedepot lip yesterday, i can do ANYTHING!!!!

**JITB** · 09-03-2008, 08:38 PM

hey man what the hell is.. this thread even about..

**Deke** · 09-03-2008, 08:45 PM

Well this thread took off.

I want a set of 5 spoke 17x8 wheels. 5x100 with a 48+ offset. I want them to be in flat black and have a concave look to them.

ready....GO!

**JITB** · 09-03-2008, 08:52 PM

Well put me down for a set of spokeless wheels like these for the escort

**Motivation** · 09-03-2008, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by JITB

Well put me down for a set of spokeless wheels like these for the escort

gah... be original man. Put the tires on the INSIDE of the wheel... less tread wear that way.

lol

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