Quote Originally Posted by lmbluke
Your girlfriend was a big fan of the strawberry short cake, but I think I broke her nose on that last one.

No worries. I wasn't to fond of her Arby's Big Montana Turned Sideways Vagina anyways.
Luke, please do have a sit down with your mother and have her to stop calling me every night for those Italian Hangers she seems to love so much.

I don't think she realizes that upside down or not, she could still conceive another inbred waste of life oxygen thief c0ck coddler such as yourself. And god forbid there be another one of you running around on my world.