BMW loses a boat load of new M3's

[Doppelgänger]

No you fail at being a douche ..and you keep talking about, the same ****. Obviously that's all you can do with your spare time, seeing that you are crying like a little ***** about a spelling error. See I have better things to do than talk about the same ****. So as you continue to repeat the same ****, I will continue to collect money.

LoL... unlike you. I'm so impressed with you right now, im actually going to sig quote that. Saying i fail at being a duche... that **** is priceless!!!! aaaaaahahahahah

[1000cckiller]

LoL... unlike you. I'm so impressed with you right now, im actually going to sig quote that. Saying i fail at being a duche... that **** is priceless!!!! aaaaaahahahahah

I see you have no humor in your life what so ever. You cant even figure out when someone is joking. Anyway you are boring me right now. Later

[1000cckiller]

LoL... unlike you. I'm so impressed with you right now, im actually going to sig quote that. Saying i fail at being a duche... that **** is priceless!!!! aaaaaahahahahah

Douche
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A vaginal bulb syringe. Note the lateral holes near the tip of the nozzle (about 1cm, or 1/2 inch thick).

This "fountain syringe" should only be used for douching, by replacing the attached enema nozzle with the vaginal nozzle (shown bottom left). The vaginal nozzle is longer, thicker, and has lateral holes.
A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself. The word comes from the French language, in which its principal meaning is a shower (it is thus a notorious false friend encountered by non-native speakers of English; the phrase for vaginal douching is douche vaginale, meaning vaginal shower).

The word can refer to the rinsing of any body cavity but usually applies to vaginal irrigation, rinsing of the vagina. A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douching: a bag for holding the water or fluid used in douching (the term douche bag can also be used as an insult; see below for slang uses). To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the vagina, the same bag must not be used for a vaginal douche and an enema.

So I wonder..........

[Doppelgänger]

Douche
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search

A vaginal bulb syringe. Note the lateral holes near the tip of the nozzle (about 1cm, or 1/2 inch thick).

This "fountain syringe" should only be used for douching, by replacing the attached enema nozzle with the vaginal nozzle (shown bottom left). The vaginal nozzle is longer, thicker, and has lateral holes.
A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself. The word comes from the French language, in which its principal meaning is a shower (it is thus a notorious false friend encountered by non-native speakers of English; the phrase for vaginal douching is douche vaginale, meaning vaginal shower).

The word can refer to the rinsing of any body cavity but usually applies to vaginal irrigation, rinsing of the vagina. A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douching: a bag for holding the water or fluid used in douching (the term douche bag can also be used as an insult; see below for slang uses). To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the vagina, the same bag must not be used for a vaginal douche and an enema.

So I wonder..........

Words fail at describing your self ownage.... i had to quote this for everyone to laugh at later.

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I used to work at Nissan back when the Maxima/Altima plant had a big hailstorm and we got a bunch of dinged up cars. All were sold AS NEW and marked down and documented as hail damaged. This is what will happen to the BMWS that were not TOTALLED. All that that were only scratched or dented will be repaired and sold AS NEW and documented as damaged in transport and probably marked down considerably

[1000cckiller]

I used to work at Nissan back when the Maxima/Altima plant had a big hailstorm and we got a bunch of dinged up cars. All were sold AS NEW and marked down and documented as hail damaged. This is what will happen to the BMWS that were not TOTALLED. All that that were only scratched or dented will be repaired and sold AS NEW and documented as damaged in transport and probably marked down considerably

A customer would have to sign a document saying he/she would buy, a damanged or wrecked car. That is the only way.

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A customer would have to sign a document saying he/she would buy, a damanged or wrecked car. That is the only way.

They dont always have to sign that document. I dont even think we had a document like that. cause all the customers knew up front what they were getting. Some of the vehicles werent repaired and still had damage on them.

[Leadfoot_mf]

you are talking about completely different damage. When a car is wrecked is different from hail damage. We can not sell the car as new. We cant sell it as salvaged either, because we dont have a liscense to sale salvaged cars. The insurace company will be able to sell those cars. Bmw will be payed for the damaged cars and will build new ones. The customers who loss their cars will be, compensated in some form.

Some customers will receive really good discounts, or maybe some of their money back. Bmw will have to make good in some form to it's customers cars it lost. Think about why would BMW risk a law suit.

do you mean lose?

[Schugg]

No(1) I told you to STFU(2)because someone else already corrected me. So therefore, if you read and saw(3) where he correct my(4) common sense would tell you. Damn someone already corrected him. (5)

1. No,
2. STFU,
3. seen
4. corrected me,
5. tell you, "Damn, someone already corrected him."

[MR2DR]

do you mean lose?

LMAO!!!

first Badger, now you hehehe have some +rep

[silvers2k]

dude, that's messed up. id hate to have bought one, and not receive it.

[OnURleft]

The only way the car can be sold as new, which all of you have failed to mention. Is if a customer is willing to sign a statement, say they will buy a car that has been wrecked. If not the car will be salvaged as I have stated. Bmw will come out better, by just build new cars and having the insurance pay for the others. I am out later.

I know 9th grade homeless kids from volunteer work that could type better English with their feet. Do you know how to properly place a comma? Is you capable of typing a sentence or are you all selled out on that's much thinking?

[speedminded]

**update**

Now, About Your BMW

SOME customers waiting patiently for a new BMW have received unhappy news: 122 were totaled during a rough North Atlantic crossing that damaged 430 of the vehicles.

The Courage, a car carrier headed to New Jersey from a North Sea port in Germany, rolled in heavy winter seas on Jan. 2, breaking BMWs from their lashings and sending them pinballing around a cargo hold. The ship docked in Newark on Jan. 11.

“Once one car broke loose, it all started going downhill,” said Tom Plucinsky, a BMW spokesman. “They just beat each other to death.”

The smashed cars included 30 examples of one of the year’s most anticipated models: the high-performance M3 coupe and sedan. Mr. Plucinsky said the M3s were not customer models, but were designated for dealer introduction events.

The 732 BMWs aboard also included 3-, 5-, and 7-Series models, X3 sport utilities and the first 1 Series coupes for the United States. The 1 Series, a new model, goes on sale in March.

Mr. Plucinsky said BMW had contacted the customers affected. For models whose damage is less than 3 percent of its value, buyers can choose to accept a repaired car or a similar model, or have a new car built to order.

Repairable cars with more than 3 percent damage will be driven by company employees. They will eventually be resold as certified used cars, with full disclosure of their history.

BMW estimated that the retail value of the totaled cars was more than $6 million.