I know some Jettas that can make your Evo look like a Geo. There's nothing girly about a VR6 or even a 1.8T it's the 2.Slows you gotta look out for. Jettas being chick cars is just a terrible stereotype that has been thrown at us. I love my Jetta; and I'm completely oblivious to the CEL coming on monthly or the weird noises it occasionally makes (and the fact that no matter how many times i spray it, it still smells like Crayola Crayons). VW owners are stubborn about their rides.
A good shirt idea for male Jetta owners: "Yes that's my Jetta and NO I don't have a vagina."
EDIT: Oh and I can't forget the occasional blown transmission!
