Quote Originally Posted by distortion69
See.. it's like this..

Thacker's car is faster than yours.

So you move to other things.. like why he likes another person to drive it..
Thacker doesn't drive his own car because his arms can't reach around that 400lb gut, to get to the steering wheel. Every one knows that.
Plus if he accelerates at to high a velocity; all his chins will fold up over his face, and cover his eyes.