CHAD: Hello police. Yes I need to report an incident
POLICE: Ok - go ahead sir.
CHAD: Yes. My car was stolen - and then returned the next day with a nitrous kit installed.
POLICE: Do you have a description of the thief? Any ideas who would do this?
CHAD: No!!! I mean.... wait a minute... hmmm... disregard. I need to PM some1.
POLICE: What's a PM?
CHAD: Disregard - there is no problem here.
LOL