CHAD: Hello police. Yes I need to report an incident

POLICE: Ok - go ahead sir.

CHAD: Yes. My car was stolen - and then returned the next day with a nitrous kit installed.

POLICE: Do you have a description of the thief? Any ideas who would do this?

CHAD: No!!! I mean.... wait a minute... hmmm... disregard. I need to PM some1.

POLICE: What's a PM?

CHAD: Disregard - there is no problem here.


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