Thackers Version : " I was going to go confront my BEsteSt friend in the whole world because he was starting to think im a D-bag like everyone else, But then out of NOWHERE a 10 foot tall Spartan hit me with ALL his might in the side of the head, but it hardly phased my manlyness, and then he hit me in the nose with a punch that could shake the ground, So I ran away like a little sissy boy, and Now I might Even CaLL the cops to back me up because I have no friendzzz."
