Merry Christmas
Twas the night before Xmas when all through Import Atlanta Forum
Not a member was stirring only BORIS trying on his dress to play mom
HUNTER was hanging his nude pictures by the chimmy with care
In hopes that Jessica Simpson would soon be there
CHAD was having a six pack with RETRO sitting on the bed
While visions of BORIS in a dress danced in his head
And COLLINS in his Jama's, with a his wife on his lap
With CHAMPCOUPE on the toilet taking a crap
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
Rick threw the beer on the floor to see what was the matter
He tripped over LANKHOSS and hit his head on the window wow what a crash
BORIS tore open the shutters and got his dress caught on the sash lol
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow
Showed the yellow line of ZOSICK taking a pee in the snow
When what to ZOSICKS wondering eyes should appear
But a miniature sleigh with 8 bikini girls and DAVE calling them over hear over hear
With Marshall as the driver, so lively and quick
BORIS new in a minute it must be 198PLUS pulling a trick
More sexy then ever his women so tame
He whistled and shouted and called them by name
Now GIRLIEZ Now Anglina and Kara
On Jessica On Jennifer On Paris and Sara
To LS2KID standing on the porch and ERIC on the wall
All the guys getting ready to watch fall
Now here comes ZULATER and he's holding a list
I think mabye he going to try and steal a kiss
So up to the house top the girls they flew
With the sleigh full of booze,and TURBO DAVE too
And the in a twinkling SLOWETZ heard them on the roof
The girls dancing and stomping on MARSALL for being such a goof
As HUNTER drew his hand and was turning around
Down the chimmy came Marshall head first as he hit the ground
He was dressed all in fur,from his head to to his foot
His clothes were all torn from the beating and all full of soot
A Case of Budwiswer he had flung on his back
He looked like a crossdresser as he took a beer from the pack
His eyes were all blurry.he had dimples how merry
His cheeks were like roses,from getting slapped by the girls,and his nose like a cherry
His mouth was hung open, in the middle of his hair he had a cute bow
And his face looked white as the snow
The piece of the Xmas tree he held tight in his teeth
Around his neck the girls shoved a wreath
He had one of the girls in his face,so she kicked him in his round belly
That shook when he cried like bowl full of jelly
He was drunk as a skunk and thought he was a elf
And 198PLUS laughed when he saw him and spit all over himself
A punch in the eye,and a twist of his head
As RICK fell backwards and landed on the bed
He spoke not a word, to tired to go to work
So he filled all the stockings and said what a jerk
And giving him the finger aside of his nose
He kicked Marshall in the ass and up the chimmy he rose
198PLUS was waiting in the sleigh, to the girls MARSHALL gave a whistle
And away they all flew like a down of a thistle
But I heard 198PLUS exclaim as he drove out of sight
This is the last time Marshall I take you on this flight
As 198PLUS shouted out MERRY CHRISTMAS to all
And again MARSHALL you screwed up the night.
To all my friends Merry Christmas
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Originally Posted by CH@Dbee
coming soon 
.........after the rollcage, paint job, and drivetrain upgrades though >_<
