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§treet_§peed
11-22-2006, 08:18 PM
i thought this shit was funny as hell... got it in the mail today, enjoy


What it is with Paris Hilton? Paris was in Las Vegas over the weekend for a nightclub performance by Jay-Z. A spy says Paris was sitting next to him for a good 5 hours without saying hello or making eye contact. Perhaps she was too busy as she was constantly pulling a compact out of her bag to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches away. She was also taking hits from a bottle of vodka. That came back to bite when Jay-Z left the stage and it was her turn to get up and lip synch a couple tunes from her album. Paris got on stage and promptly threw up and walked off.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
VTECin5th
11-22-2006, 08:23 PM
LMFAOO
PRiMAdonna
11-22-2006, 08:35 PM
just further confirmation that she is a dumb drunken bitch.
TeeJay
11-22-2006, 08:35 PM
whatta hag
VTECin5th
11-22-2006, 08:44 PM
just further confirmation that she is a dumb drunken bitch.


No She's not
VTECin5th
11-22-2006, 08:45 PM
http://cache.defamer.com/topic/paris-hilton-labels.jpg


lol
PRiMAdonna
11-22-2006, 08:47 PM
No She's not
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NiteMare
11-22-2006, 08:49 PM
so
N/A EK
11-22-2006, 08:51 PM
:ttiwwp:
§treet_§peed
11-22-2006, 08:58 PM
:stupid:
VTECin5th
11-22-2006, 09:02 PM
:stupid:




k
VTECin5th
11-22-2006, 09:02 PM
:stfu:


ummmm :???:
N/A EK
11-22-2006, 09:04 PM
:stupid:

:???:
§treet_§peed
11-22-2006, 09:06 PM
lol i know and i'm the one that made this thread
VTECin5th
11-22-2006, 09:11 PM
lol i know and i'm the one that made this thread



Its good info though:goodjob:
Leadfoot_mf
11-22-2006, 09:46 PM
just further confirmation that she is a dumb drunken bitch.
i would still hit it

























hard
Maniaç
11-22-2006, 09:48 PM
This thread sucks
§treet_§peed
11-22-2006, 10:02 PM
...Indeed. you might hit it..but would you skeet skeep all up in her?
d993s
11-22-2006, 10:19 PM
Her pussy is ugly, but she's not bad looking otherwise. Decent tits and fuckable face.
§treet_§peed
11-22-2006, 10:34 PM
^^ umm have you hit it before? sounds like you talking form experience or something lol
GTScoob
11-22-2006, 10:49 PM
...Indeed. you might hit it..but would you skeet skeep all up in her?

Hell yeah! Get her preggers to mark your territory, then you'll go down in history.
§treet_§peed
11-22-2006, 11:09 PM
wrd lol
d993s
11-22-2006, 11:43 PM
^^ umm have you hit it before? sounds like you talking form experience or something lol

No, I haven't, but are you the only one that HASN'T seen her "One Night in Paris" video?
§treet_§peed
11-22-2006, 11:47 PM
no i have..and she isn't really attracting to me..i mean yeah she's really skinny..to skinny imo..like annerexic (sp?) skinny,,,shes a lame fuck, she is so fake when it comes to sex noises..she just seems lame in bed..can't be having that lol..hell i downloaded it at night school one day so me and the rest of the class could watch it lol
DrivenMind
11-22-2006, 11:55 PM
Paris Hilton is a brian dead idiot.

A wonderful example of just exactly what's wrong with America.
§treet_§peed
11-23-2006, 12:02 AM
a brian dead idiot? you mean brain dead idiot homey? lol
d993s
11-23-2006, 12:52 AM
Hey, come on, not all females are multi-purpose.
§treet_§peed
11-23-2006, 01:37 AM
hell not a females can multi task either