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Thread: Paris threw up on Jay-Z

  1. 11-22-2006, 08:18 PM #1
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    Talking Paris threw up on Jay-Z

    i thought this shit was funny as hell... got it in the mail today, enjoy


    What it is with Paris Hilton? Paris was in Las Vegas over the weekend for a nightclub performance by Jay-Z. A spy says Paris was sitting next to him for a good 5 hours without saying hello or making eye contact. Perhaps she was too busy as she was constantly pulling a compact out of her bag to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches away. She was also taking hits from a bottle of vodka. That came back to bite when Jay-Z left the stage and it was her turn to get up and lip synch a couple tunes from her album. Paris got on stage and promptly threw up and walked off.
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  2. 11-22-2006, 08:23 PM #2
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    LMFAOO
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    just further confirmation that she is a dumb drunken bitch.
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  4. 11-22-2006, 08:35 PM #4
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    whatta hag
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    Quote Originally Posted by PRiMAdonna
    just further confirmation that she is a dumb drunken bitch.

    No She's not
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    lol
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  7. 11-22-2006, 08:47 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThermalElement
    No She's not
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    so
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    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PRiMAdonna

    ummmm
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
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  14. 11-22-2006, 09:06 PM #14
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    lol i know and i'm the one that made this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    lol i know and i'm the one that made this thread


    Its good info though
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    Quote Originally Posted by PRiMAdonna
    just further confirmation that she is a dumb drunken bitch.
    i would still hit it

























    hard
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  17. 11-22-2006, 09:48 PM #17
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    This thread sucks
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    ...Indeed. you might hit it..but would you skeet skeep all up in her?
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  19. 11-22-2006, 10:19 PM #19
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    Her pussy is ugly, but she's not bad looking otherwise. Decent tits and fuckable face.
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    ^^ umm have you hit it before? sounds like you talking form experience or something lol
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  21. 11-22-2006, 10:49 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    ...Indeed. you might hit it..but would you skeet skeep all up in her?
    Hell yeah! Get her preggers to mark your territory, then you'll go down in history.
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  22. 11-22-2006, 11:09 PM #22
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    wrd lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by §treet_§peed
    ^^ umm have you hit it before? sounds like you talking form experience or something lol
    No, I haven't, but are you the only one that HASN'T seen her "One Night in Paris" video?
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  24. 11-22-2006, 11:47 PM #24
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    no i have..and she isn't really attracting to me..i mean yeah she's really skinny..to skinny imo..like annerexic (sp?) skinny,,,shes a lame fuck, she is so fake when it comes to sex noises..she just seems lame in bed..can't be having that lol..hell i downloaded it at night school one day so me and the rest of the class could watch it lol
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  25. 11-22-2006, 11:55 PM #25
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    Paris Hilton is a brian dead idiot.

    A wonderful example of just exactly what's wrong with America.
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  26. 11-23-2006, 12:02 AM #26
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    a brian dead idiot? you mean brain dead idiot homey? lol
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  27. 11-23-2006, 12:52 AM #27
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    Hey, come on, not all females are multi-purpose.
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  28. 11-23-2006, 01:37 AM #28
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    hell not a females can multi task either
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