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Brett
11-21-2006, 08:00 AM
The Sensitive Man

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her
around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is
completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are
three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the
bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle
shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top
shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have
such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to
him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. They share
a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds
herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe
he could be the future father my children?" *

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds
warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically
lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip
off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense,
explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying
there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well,
how was it?" *

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into
her
eyes, and says...









" Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."

Mike Lowrey
11-21-2006, 08:18 AM
:lmfao:

hemi
11-21-2006, 08:19 AM
BWAHAHAHAHA.....

Wurm
11-21-2006, 08:49 AM
lirl

Ran
11-21-2006, 09:01 AM
:lmfao: :lmfao:

TRINI4LIFE
11-21-2006, 09:25 AM
Bret I have seen this before.... About two years ago... But still funny though...

Brett
11-21-2006, 09:27 AM
^^ SHUT IT!!! LOL

Jimmy B
11-21-2006, 09:31 AM
old repost, from an old man.. :)

Mr_Mischif
11-21-2006, 09:34 AM
The Sensitive Man

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her
around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is
completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are
three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the
bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle
shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top
shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have
such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to
him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. They share
a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds
herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe
he could be the future father my children?" *

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds
warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically
lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip
off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense,
explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying
there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well,
how was it?" *

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into
her
eyes, and says...









" Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."

I have afeeling this is how you met leisa, only she only got a small prize and kept trying until she got a big one.

TRINI4LIFE
11-21-2006, 10:24 AM
^^ SHUT IT!!! LOL

Just saw this...****yes sir** :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

VTECin5th
11-21-2006, 10:39 AM
Mwuhahahhahahahah

{X}Echo419
11-21-2006, 10:43 AM
:lmfao:

Brett
11-21-2006, 11:48 AM
old repost, from an old man.. :)

Well, you know....LOL

The Golden Child
11-21-2006, 11:55 AM
:headslap:

bdydrpdmazda
11-21-2006, 12:01 PM
Thats pretty funny shit

RBpoweredSileighty
11-21-2006, 12:25 PM
haha that rocks!

Sammich
11-21-2006, 04:32 PM
:headslap:

x2

~The_Duke~
11-21-2006, 05:32 PM
I have afeeling this is how you met leisa, only she only got a small prize and kept trying until she got a big one.

:lmao:

SloWRX
11-21-2006, 07:16 PM
ROFL!

JessAlba452
11-21-2006, 07:25 PM
Hahaha that was a good one :)

Brett
11-21-2006, 09:11 PM
:D