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    The Sensitive Man

    A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
    leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her
    around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is
    completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are
    three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
    cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!

    It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
    them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had
    put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the
    bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle
    shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top
    shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have
    such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to
    him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. They share
    a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds
    herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe
    he could be the future father my children?" *

    She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds
    warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically
    lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip
    off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

    She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
    creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense,
    explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying
    there together in the afterglow.

    The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well,
    how was it?" *

    The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into
    her
    eyes, and says...









    " Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
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    BWAHAHAHAHA.....
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    Bret I have seen this before.... About two years ago... But still funny though...
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    ^^ SHUT IT!!! LOL
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    old repost, from an old man..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boostless
    The Sensitive Man

    A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
    leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her
    around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is
    completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are
    three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
    cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!

    It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
    them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had
    put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the
    bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle
    shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top
    shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have
    such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to
    him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. They share
    a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while, she finds
    herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe
    he could be the future father my children?" *

    She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds
    warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically
    lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip
    off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

    She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
    creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense,
    explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying
    there together in the afterglow.

    The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well,
    how was it?" *

    The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into
    her
    eyes, and says...









    " Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
    I have afeeling this is how you met leisa, only she only got a small prize and kept trying until she got a big one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boostless
    ^^ SHUT IT!!! LOL
    Just saw this...****yes sir**
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy B
    old repost, from an old man..
    Well, you know....LOL
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    NY STAY HIGH !!!

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    Thats pretty funny shit

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    haha that rocks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Golden Child
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Mischif
    I have afeeling this is how you met leisa, only she only got a small prize and kept trying until she got a big one.
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    Hahaha that was a good one

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