Funny conversation at work last night

[SixSquared]

Ok so maybe it was a you have to be there moment, but it was pretty fucking funny...

Joel: You know, if I was straight, I would think that some of the women walking in this door are pretty damn hot.
Me: You know, even if I was straight, I would agree.
Joel: You're a lesbian?
Me: yup
Joel: Dammit are there any straight people left in this world? I had a feeling you were, zipping around in your hot car with a different girl in the passenger seat every night, but I didn't wanna say anything.
Me: Hey now! There are straight people in the world! I have hooked up with PLENTY of straight girls who drive hot cars!
Joel: WOULD YOU LISTEN TO YOURSELF?!
Me: What?
Nora *walks up*: What are you guys bitching about?
Joel: This girlwhore over here talking about straight girls.
Nora: I'm straight.. what about it?
Joel: Nothing about it... Emily just seems to have a knack for making people question.
Nora: Yeah she does... *glances at me* and next time you're gonna nip my neck, actually bite... I like it a little harder.
Me: No problem
Joel: WHORES... ALL OF YOU!!!!!

It was funnay!

[LS2ner]

:ttiwwp:

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

:stupid:


LIRL

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:stupid: :lickpuss: :werd: :jerkit: :yumyum: :bump:

[LS2ner]

Yea, the two stupids are with me. LIRL

[SixSquared]

Nora?

http://myspace-631.vo.llnwd.net/01250/13/67/1250437631_l.jpg

She rocks.. and she kicked my ASS at pool, which is pretty hard to do.. I played on the UGA team for 2 years. She's stupid good.

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pool you say? i feel like pwning some folks at pool right now

[SixSquared]

^^yeah pool. I'm pretty damn good, and I busted out some nice shots at the beginning (shit I don't normally do like hops and banks), and she was like "oh you think you got skill?" after I sank all but one of mine (the 4 and the 8 were all I had left to take care of)... she steps up, winks at me, and ran the fucking table on me. I looked at her and was like "ok... you turned me on... let's go again". She beat me three times in a row.