Kill Of The Century!!!

[mogallo]

Yeah so i was minding my own business, creepin down the hall. I made the right hand turn and came around into the kitchen, and there, in the middle of the floor, was a HUGE ASS ROACH!!! When i turned on the light, he downshifted into 2nd at 5600rpm and FLOORED IT!!! I had to wait for my big ass Turbo Steel Toe Boot to spool up..... but when it did.... BAM!!! SMASH!!! POW!!!! I pulled about 12 shoelengths on him in less than 2 seconds and slammed the heel of the boot into him at about 87mph.... SPLAT!!!!

I was rather suprised at the outcome of this race..... i was 100% for SURE that his AWD was going to stomp the hell out of me. I think i heard him scream something about "STOCK TURBO!!!!" or something right before his guts splattered 8 inches in each direction.....

There was no comment from the driver of the Roach at the end of the race... and i dont think he wants a rematch.























PS: This thread is not aimed at anyone, it is strictly for humor and amusement puposes, due to lack of content on this forum.

[dereksi]

Thats funny shit. Good kill

[5thgcelica]

lol!

[Repost Squintz]

lol wtf

[blacknightteg]

you people are freakin crazy

[iloveboost]

I wish I could've gotten a video of me raping that loud GT at Turner Field. It wouldn't have been nearly as impressive as your kill, though.

Good job. What how many psi are you pushing?

[mogallo]

i did the pysics equation on the downforce of the boot on the roaches carbon fiber body kit..... it appears that about 48psi was applied to the roof section of the roach....

[MR. 200SX]

I want Vids of the rematch.

[mogallo]

i think one of his friends left me a PM that said

"OH YEAH, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEATEN MIKEY, BUT THIS DUDE THAT MY FRIEND KNOWS... WELL HIS COUSINS MOTHER HAS AN SVT TWIN TURBO ROACH TYPE-R FOR YOUR ASS BITCH!!!!"

I will post the videos of the outcome of that race.......

[mogallo]

and then this other guy sent one that said:

"Rip Mikey.... but IM GETTING a blown Z06 Roach, with Nitrous AND Twin Turbos!!! When i get that, YOURE GOING DOWN MOGALLO!!!! Youre Size 12 Turbo on that Steel Toe Boot of yours doesnt stand a chance!!! It will never spool in time!!!"

[mogallo]

I wish I could've gotten a video of me raping that loud GT at Turner Field. It wouldn't have been nearly as impressive as your kill, though.

Good job. What how many psi are you pushing?



I call BS!!!! There's NO WAY IN HELL you could beat a MIGHTY Mustang GT in that little turbo glorfied HONDA of yours!!!! :D

[Cliff]

dude you have waaaaayyyyy too much time on your hands

[iloveboost]

=|

Busted.

[mogallo]

dude you have waaaaayyyyy too much time on your hands


Hahahahahah!!!! Sometimes, this is true.

[Ruiner]

I would post my kill stories, but it usually brings on some level of drama. Go figure.

[Spyder]

I would post my kill stories, but it usually brings on some level of drama. Go figure.


I have seen you drive. post up the stories :)

[PSINXS]

MOgallo thats what i call a MarkSupra33 kill story. i am sure u go to supraforums.com and see his kills. u and him should make a collaboration. excellent story!!

[91crxsi]

i just had a new RAID turbo kit installed

[Ruiner]

I have seen you drive. post up the stories :)

Nah, I'll pass and keep them far and few between. :)

[mogallo]

i just had a new RAID turbo kit installed



LMAO!!!! So you can pull the Roaches hard from 15 shoelengths easily huh?

[91crxsi]

yessir...all day

[Z33_kid]

ahahahhahah funny

[mogallo]

i heard those SVT Roaches are pretty hardcore though....

[Big Rick]

i think u guys should leave the racing on the street and not the kitchen floor, never know who u might hurt. :D

[simplyblurredmrT]

^^^baaaaaahhhhhh!

[91crxsi]

i seen papa roach race a whole fleet of alien ant farm members...he handed them their ass. so yea the SVT roaches are pretty bad ass.

[Kalifornia087]

lmao :) quite the Kill...