Kill Of The Century!!!

[mogallo]

Yeah so i was minding my own business, creepin down the hall. I made the right hand turn and came around into the kitchen, and there, in the middle of the floor, was a HUGE ASS ROACH!!! When i turned on the light, he downshifted into 2nd at 5600rpm and FLOORED IT!!! I had to wait for my big ass Turbo Steel Toe Boot to spool up..... but when it did.... BAM!!! SMASH!!! POW!!!! I pulled about 12 shoelengths on him in less than 2 seconds and slammed the heel of the boot into him at about 87mph.... SPLAT!!!!

I was rather suprised at the outcome of this race..... i was 100% for SURE that his AWD was going to stomp the hell out of me. I think i heard him scream something about "STOCK TURBO!!!!" or something right before his guts splattered 8 inches in each direction.....

There was no comment from the driver of the Roach at the end of the race... and i dont think he wants a rematch.























PS: This thread is not aimed at anyone, it is strictly for humor and amusement puposes, due to lack of content on this forum.