really weird ass situation

[2.0civic]

this can be moved if needs to be but here goes:

Earlier tonight, me and some buddys were chilling at a pond doing some fishing. so one of them goes and knocks on this ladys door to see if we can use her dock to fish off of. so she comes out and is looking FINE!! body was like DAMN! lol, aint even gonna lie! anyway thoguh, she comes out and is like " oh sure! yall can come in and fish in my yard." so like 5 minutes later she comes out and is drinking wine and stuff and so shes talking to us and lets her dogs out. so after about 10 minutes she goes in and brings a towel back out and sits on the dock with us. shes wearing this little tube top thing and those pants that are really flowy on bottom and wedgey the girls asses, dont know what they are called but i think they have a name. so shes all like "im drunk" and shit and she keeps trying to rub her ass in my lap and im like uh....dont want to take advantage of the situation. so anyway, we all get ready to leave and i go to my car to get in and my friends drive off and i cant find my keys. so i get out and go look on the dock so then i go ask her if she got them. shes like yeah and bends over and her pants are riding so low, they show her ass. lol, so i was like oh well we should hang out some more and shes like "im 37 (she looks like 25) but come by tomorrow and we can hang out some". lol i was like uh, ok. So tomorrow im going fishing again..

[SixSquared]

HIT IT FTMFW

And they're called gaucho pants. ;)

[ironchef]

Lucky son of a bitch!

[never_finished]

THATS MY NIGGA!

[2.0civic]

i might have to try to. lol, i had to pee so bad when i was there i kept rubbing my sutff and she was eyeing me the whole time!! i was like uh,lol. she gave me a really tight hug too when i left for someone she just met an hour before. my cousin was there with us and she kept trying to flirt with him and he pulls out his phone and called his mom. when i left though i finally gave in to going and using her bathroom. i thought i was going to get raped. but yeah so tomorrow i might fuck a lady almost twice my age!!! no rock, no kids, and a fast ass car

[gijoe0720]

you can't rape the willing

[2.0civic]

lol, true true

[2.0civic]

man she had blondish red hair too. thats like my faveorite color and short. she looked kinda like the crazy red haired gymnast bitch on club dredd but hot and pink outfit was definately rockin

[SixSquared]

pics or neg reps... you choose! :P

[2.0civic]

lol, ill have to get some tomorrow. plus she might know someone on here cause she had some pics of some cars around her house and i know one of them had a IA sticker on it so i dont want to post pics quite yet

dont need any cockblockage NAH MEAN!?!?

[buffdaddy18]

hit that sh!t!

[Z32redondo]

www.milfseeker.com

(http://www.milfseeker.com)She prolly do got kids. Either that or your gonna get aids or gonnorhea (spelling)...lol you gonna be clappin green shit out ya dick hommie :cockblock
(http://www.milfseeker.com)

[2.0civic]

www.milfseeker.com

(http://www.milfseeker.com/)She prolly do got kids. Either that or your gonna get aids or gonnorhea (spelling)...lol you gonna be clappin green shit out ya dick hommie :cockblock
(http://www.milfseeker.com/)


nah, she dont. no pics or anything and she said she didnt but she didnt have a ring or anything and says she goes to some weird ass school in atlanta all the time but i forgot what she said it was. But yeah, lol, i already went and bought me some rubbers though

[Z32redondo]

nah, she dont. no pics or anything and she said she didnt but she didnt have a ring or anything and says she goes to some weird ass school in atlanta all the time but i forgot what she said it was. But yeah, lol, i already went and bought me some rubbers though

Sad that you had to go out and buy some and didnt already have some...lol jp man gl and if I dont hear from ya at 4 in the morn I kno that she took ya hostage and is sexually molesting you with 3 half naked german guys and a dildo weed wacker like in euro trip. :lmfao:

[fawk_you]

do EEEEEEEEEET! :)



:goodjob:

[PhAtBoYMr2]

So where is this pond at again?

[2.0civic]

Sad that you had to go out and buy some and didnt already have some...lol jp man gl and if I dont hear from ya at 4 in the morn I kno that she took ya hostage and is sexually molesting you with 3 half naked german guys and a dildo weed waker like in euro trip. :lmfao:

hell nah, lol. i think she was trying to get a four way with us but the other two guys are married with kids!! its all good. if i get a chance, ill send a post off her comp when we get done and shes walking funny to the fridge to get something to drink

[ahmonrah]

knock it down....how old are u and if u scared. i'll sub. oh and if you dont provide a pic by tomorrow nite(non nude here, nudes in nws section) i'll call u a liar and neg rep your ass!!!:lmfao:

[2.0civic]

So where is this pond at again?


lol, its in duluth, theres only like 5 so take your pick!

[2.0civic]

knock it down....how old are u and if u scared. i'll sub. oh and if you dont provide a pic by tomorrow nite(non nude here, nudes in nws section) i'll call u a liar and neg rep your ass!!!


lol, im 19 but i gotta see whats up cause she said she gets outta school at 6 and is going to the gym afterwards so itll be 830 or 9 before she gets home.

[ahmonrah]

that is so funny.....how often does someone go to a pond, and end up getting pussy and fish ?? :lmfao:

[2.0civic]

yeah. the worst part is i got a girlfriend but the relationship sucks ass so its more like roommates so that is kinda fucking me up right now too.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

dont expect anything to happen the 2nd time around...you shouldve hopped on the chance while you had it, she might not be drunk and horny tommrow...so you may have missed your oppurtunity....

as my nigga juicy j would say...

"DONT BE SCARED PUT THAT RUBBER ON YOUR HEAD"

[2.0civic]

dont expect anything to happen the 2nd time around...you shouldve hopped on the chance while you had it, she might not be drunk and horny tommrow...so you may have missed your oppurtunity....

as my nigga juicy j would say...

"DONT BE SCARED PUT THAT RUBBER ON YOUR HEAD"


yeah i know man. lol, gotta take my chances though

[Z32redondo]

Nigga your dick is gonna fall off then your gonna be the one in her situation when your 37...no more :jerkit: but now u get :lickpuss:

[2.0civic]

Nigga your dick is gonna fall off then your gonna be the one in her situation when your 37...no more :jerkit: but now u get :lickpuss:


oh well, lol. cracks me up though cause the chicks only like 3 years younger than my dad!!

[PhAtBoYMr2]

the day i ever get a chance to fuck an old woman, is the day i post up pics and a story about it on IA.

[SixSquared]

Sad that you had to go out and buy some and didnt already have some...lol jp man gl and if I dont hear from ya at 4 in the morn I kno that she took ya hostage and is sexually molesting you with 3 half naked german guys and a dildo weed wacker like in euro trip. :lmfao:

Dude... Lucy Lawless (chick in Euro Trip at VVonderSexx... aka Xena, warrior princess) could take advantage of me ANY TIME she wanted... :goodjob:

http://www.xenafan.com/articles/maxim/lucy_on_maxim_cover.jpg

[2.0civic]

^^^lol, thats her i swear!!!

[Z32redondo]

Dude... Lucy Lawless (chick in Euro Trip at VVonderSexx... aka Xena, warrior princess) could take advantage of me ANY TIME she wanted... :goodjob:

http://www.xenafan.com/articles/maxim/lucy_on_maxim_cover.jpg

I kno right +1 for being a chick and saying that...hell +1 for saying it period

[2.0civic]

seriously though, if i go over tomorrow and shes not into it anymore ima have to throw the bitch in the pond.



j/k


wait, no im not.

[Z32redondo]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to xPhantomSolx again.

[SixSquared]

I kno right +1 for being a chick and saying that...hell +1 for saying it period

Lol I loooooved Xena when I was younger... and then the episode where Xena and Gabby finally kissed I was like "wow... that makes me feel funny down there... in a good way.... I like!" I swear that show, and more specifically Lucy herself, is the reason I like girls.

[2.0civic]

Lol I loooooved Xena when I was younger... and then the episode where Xena and Gabby finally kissed I was like "wow... that makes me feel funny down there... in a good way.... I like!" I swear that show, and more specifically Lucy herself, is the reason I like girls.


lol, nice.

[ahmonrah]

Nigga your dick is gonna fall off then your gonna be the one in her situation when your 37...no more :jerkit: but now u get :lickpuss:
lol, your drink of choice perhaps ???
http://www.nearlygood.com/pictures/img/hatorade.jpg
:lmfao:
http://static.flickr.com/26/45971924_53d8b9c602_m.jpg
dont hate, congradulate.....

[2.0civic]

lol, your drink of choice perhaps ???
http://www.nearlygood.com/pictures/img/hatorade.jpg
:lmfao:
http://static.flickr.com/26/45971924_53d8b9c602_m.jpg
dont hate, congradulate.....


thanks homie. and if the age thing is cockblocking me tomorrow, ill pass the digits along to someone

[SixSquared]

thanks homie. and if the age thing is cockblocking me tomorrow, ill pass the digits along to someone

tell her if she ain't diggin you anymore maybe she wants to swing my way for a few hours? ;)

[ahmonrah]

dont stress that shit man, i was 19 with a 39 year old. moms flipped when she found out, 'cause she was the same age at the time!

[Z32redondo]

lol, your drink of choice perhaps ???
http://www.nearlygood.com/pictures/img/hatorade.jpg
:lmfao:
http://static.flickr.com/26/45971924_53d8b9c602_m.jpg
dont hate, congradulate..... Not hating just messin. Have with it and if she is as hot as you made her sound. You are fucking DEMI MOORE

[2.0civic]

lol, aight. yeah lol, before i left we were talking bout cars and she has a mustang and she was like " i hate automatics, theres just no enjoyment to them" so then i knew she loved dick....i mean stick.

[Z32redondo]

dont stress that shit man, i was 19 with a 39 year old. moms flipped when she found out, 'cause she was the same age at the time!

+1

[ahmonrah]

now that's the playa way......

[Flip]

LOL thats awesome :P

[ahmonrah]

now that i'm 27 i'm not fukkin with someone 20 years older. they'd be almost fiddy.....i can;t go that far. unless granma's absolutely off the meter! i mean spit on beyonce' bad! then i'll give it a hard thought.

[2.0civic]

lol, im thinking i should have lies and when she asked me my age been like 40. lol, when she told me she was 35 i was shocked. i was like, what?!?! no! lol

[Sibious]

fishign FTW. haha

[ahmonrah]

the thing about the 39 year old that made it so funny was that her daughter was 21, and went to spelman, that hoe couldnt stand me!!! i loved it!

now i would've got man of the year if i could've bagged her and her daughter, but ole girl heard me delivering one time(she lived wit her moms) and when i was leaving ole girl was in the kitchen, so i walked by and looked at her, her face went from surprise, to realization(that i was bangin her moms) to instant hate. i just waved and walked out the front door. poof.....

[2.0civic]

the thing about the 39 year old that made it so funny was that her daughter was 21, and went to spelman, that hoe couldnt stand me!!! i loved it!

now i would've got man of the year if i could've bagged her and her daughter, but ole girl heard me delivering one time(she lived wit her moms) and when i was leaving ole girl was in the kitchen, so i walked by and looked at her, her face went from surprise, to realization(that i was bangin her moms) to instant hate. i just waved and walked out the front door. poof.....


thats like i was trying to fuck this one girl one time, then one day i made a sex joke with her mom and shes hated me since

[man]

i wanna go fishing...

[SixSquared]

thats like i was trying to fuck this one girl one time, then one day i made a sex joke with her mom and shes hated me since

You remember my tales about my OLE, right? Cute chick on the motorcycle? Yeah I've hooked up with her a few times, and all I can say is that after this weekend, I know where she gets it from...

her mother. ;)

And all three of us are gonna be at the partay. *giggle giggle*

[2.0civic]

You remember my tales about my OLE, right? Cute chick on the motorcycle? Yeah I've hooked up with her a few times, and all I can say is that after this weekend, I know where she gets it from...

her mother. ;)

And all three of us are gonna be at the partay. *giggle giggle*


lol, ima try to make it up there. this whole girlfriend issue keeps cockblocking me alot lately. she was watching radio a few minutes ago then just went to bed. lol, she has NO IDEA whats been up lately

[ahmonrah]

thats like i was trying to fuck this one girl one time, then one day i made a sex joke with her mom and shes hated me sincedid her moms laugh at the joke?? or find it amusing at leaste ?? if so you should've just switched your scope over to moms, pounded and reveled in the moment. unless moms was an ogre.....

[2.0civic]

lol, she chuckled a little and rolled her eyes but yeah she was pretty hot.

[ahmonrah]

lemme stop...i've locked my alter ego (mr. hoorman pron.whoreman) away years ago and place the key in a frame on my wall. he made me do it.

[2.0civic]

damn i think this is actually the longest thread ive ever had

[ahmonrah]

congrats....it's a funny topic. one minute your fishin....the next, your on the way to ur first milf episode.

[Scrilla]

:ttiwwp:

[aaronfelipe]

:ttiwwp:

[RandomGuy]

http://forums.importatlanta.com/images/smilies/ttiwwp.gif

[GsrTurbo320]

M.I.L.F! FTW

[B16a2 Civic]

you a mutha fuckin lie

[{X}Echo419]

this can be moved if needs to be but here goes:

Earlier tonight, me and some buddys were chilling at a pond doing some fishing. so one of them goes and knocks on this ladys door to see if we can use her dock to fish off of. so she comes out and is looking FINE!! body was like DAMN! lol, aint even gonna lie! anyway thoguh, she comes out and is like " oh sure! yall can come in and fish in my yard." so like 5 minutes later she comes out and is drinking wine and stuff and so shes talking to us and lets her dogs out. so after about 10 minutes she goes in and brings a towel back out and sits on the dock with us. shes wearing this little tube top thing and those pants that are really flowy on bottom and wedgey the girls asses, dont know what they are called but i think they have a name. so shes all like "im drunk" and shit and she keeps trying to rub her ass in my lap and im like uh....dont want to take advantage of the situation. so anyway, we all get ready to leave and i go to my car to get in and my friends drive off and i cant find my keys. so i get out and go look on the dock so then i go ask her if she got them. shes like yeah and bends over and her pants are riding so low, they show her ass. lol, so i was like oh well we should hang out some more and shes like "im 37 (she looks like 25) but come by tomorrow and we can hang out some". lol i was like uh, ok. So tomorrow im going fishing again..

I to would like to know what those pants are called...

O and F*** the HELL out of her! hope you don't get the clap :goodjob:

[ratedEG]

I would have closed the deal end of story.

[The Golden Child]

ur a liar you better show us pictures when you post again ..

[2.0civic]

i just got up guys....fuck im tired..anyway im going over there at 830 to see whats up

[The Golden Child]

at night ..
like i said there better be pictures ..
if shes teasing you like that i wonder what shell do in front of a cam ..

[B16a2 Civic]

you a mutha fuckin lie

[TRINI4LIFE]

I would've beat it up. If it is true. Chances are she is going to come off that high and you would have the Blues... as in Blue balls...... :lmfao: :lmfao:

[ISAtlanta300]

Should have hit that shit right there and then........ she may not be in the same "mood" tonight....

[B16a2 Civic]

she gon be like
" who tha fucks iz you, get outta hea loser"

[2.0civic]

holy shit!!! i been home awhile but wanted to give you updates...


i go to go fishing at 730 right?? so i roll up to the side of the pond and get out...well i see a black 4 door bimmer sitting next to her cobra so im like oh hey company. I dont see her hanging around outside so i ring the doorbell and some guy comes and answers the door with a michelob in his hand and is like "who are you?" i was like uh, so i made a fake name and told him i was adam and i just wanted to fish off the dock.

So the next thing i see is quite intresting...he yells "honey, do you care if Adam fishes off of OUR dock??"

She was like yeah thats fine

i was like uh, fuck...so then i was just like well i gotta go get my rod and ill be back in a abit



:cockblock FTMFL!!

[fawk_you]

:lmao: did I mention :lmfao: lol.....bro that sucks. :( Guess she needed a little away time from the original hubby bumping uglies. hahahahaha sux.

[Wurm]

Milf Hunter FTW

[2.0civic]

damn i shoulda hit it last night when i had the chance

[Hektik]

damnit i just read this whole mutherfuckinh thread rooting for u the whole time and u didnt get shit fuck now im pissed....

[fawk_you]

^--lol.

[redlinenprelude]

lolol watch it be a tranny..lolololol

so where EXACTLY is this pond homie?

[.....]

......

[2.0civic]

damnit i just read this whole mutherfuckinh thread rooting for u the whole time and u didnt get shit fuck now im pissed....


you and me both. the pond is in duluth close to gwinnett place mall

[.....]

So tomorrow im going fishing again..


takin the rod to tuna town

[redlinenprelude]

hindsight is twenty twenty bud..

[2.0civic]

hindsight is twenty twenty bud..

yeah it is...atleast im not getting the herp though..

[IndianStig]

+rep if you hit it

[2.0civic]

+rep if you hit it
prolly not anymore...not worth the russian mafia coming after me

[ShooterMcGavin]

pics or neg reps... you choose! :P
:stupid:

[SixSquared]

I bet I could go over there and go *ahem* fishing... it ain't cheatin if it's with another chick! ;) And besides.. Italian mafia > Russian mafia... that's all I'm really allowed to say.

[2.0civic]

lirl, i got into an argument with a supervisor outside of work cause i was schooling his ass at some basketball and he tried telling me i was russian or bosnian. i was like WTF?? no...

[ahmonrah]

i seen the hubby-blockage homie......BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! j/k, sometimes opportunity lasts only a minute....then again it can be a revolving door.....will you get in next time?

[B16a2 Civic]

I KNEW YOU WASNT GOIN TO HIT

[TRINI4LIFE]

I KNEW YOU WASNT GOIN TO HIT

^^^:werd: :werd: :werd:


I told him it would not have been the same. Oh well.... Should have, could have, didn't have.

[B16a2 Civic]

yeah, i dont pass up on pussy ever!
i dont care teh scenario, if its offered, i'll be happy to take you up on that offer

[BABY J]

So where is this pond at again?

Agreed. Let's roll. I need to go fishing!

[BABY J]

You know what man... u prolly too yung to know how to remedy that. You need to go fishing MORE, whether he is home or not. Be the "kool kid that fishes here". Before long, it's "Hey, you guys want some of these? I will leave a few in your sink." After a while it's "Adam, we made dinner... hungry?" Then BAM, you're fuckin'! The trick is to ask for the number, and then leave a message: This is Adam, I was wondering if I can fish this weekend?" That gives her the ability to call YOU back when dumbfuck is away. ALSO, be careful w/ older women. The ONLY chick I never cheated on was an older woman... I didn't understand why I never cheated on her until YEARS later. Basically she took my libido away b/c I was ALWAYS sexxed up. If I said "Hey sweetie, me and the fellas are hitting the club tonite and we're leaving at 10." you BETTER belive she weaseled my ass into a fuck fest from 7pm to 9:30. I was 20, and she was 36. She basically made it where I ALWAYS was within a few minutes of bustin' a nut (or 10) when I went out. My boys were calling me a BITCH and "lovestruck" over my "granny-girl", when basically I was just oversexxed!!! LOL. She outclassed me b/c I was a BOY and she was a WOMAN. Hell, if you're not careful "Fishstick-Chick" might hook into you so good that you are over there cleaning up, cuttin' grass, and washing a Bimmer every other weekend. LOL.

[redlinenprelude]

might hook into you so good that you are over there cleaning up, cuttin' grass, and washing a Bimmer every other weekend. LOL.


only if he gets her prego..lol

[Rabunchic]

Okay you guys are saying MILF FTW..... if she has no kids how can she be a MILF?

[BABY J]

^^ WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN????

[B16a2 Civic]

LIRL

[speedminded]

HIT IT FTMFW

And they're called gaucho pants. ;)i gaucho pants on the floor, i gaucho pants hangin on the door....i gaucho pants and i ain't given'm back! :tongue:

[2.0civic]

i gaucho pants and i ain't given'm back! :tongue:

lol

[speedminded]

loledited ^ lol

[Julio]

this thread was fucking funny... lol

[JustinSane110™]

To the starter of this thread:



http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/JustinSane110/hova2vj.jpg

[2.0civic]

To the starter of this thread:



http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/JustinSane110/hova2vj.jpg


its all good if you dont believe me. To the people that actually do know me, i have no reason to lie about sht like this and if you know where duluth is, i will take you next time i go fishing in that neighborhood because my old house backs up to the lake and for anybody else who knows the area, theres about 5 ponds/lakes in the area. One being shorty howell, one cardinal lake, and there are two down a road close to pleasant hill. so by process of elimination, you can pretty much narrow it down to about 5 houses

[thinkfast®]

I smell bullshit

[speedminded]

its all good if you dont believe me. To the people that actually do know me, i have no reason to lie about sht like this and if you know where duluth is, i will take you next time i go fishing in that neighborhood because my old house backs up to the lake and for anybody else who knows the area, theres about 5 ponds/lakes in the area. One being shorty howell, one cardinal lake, and there are two down a road close to pleasant hill. so by process of elimination, you can pretty much narrow it down to about 5 housesPictures!

[JustinSane110™]

its all good if you dont believe me. To the people that actually do know me, i have no reason to lie about sht like this and if you know where duluth is, i will take you next time i go fishing in that neighborhood because my old house backs up to the lake and for anybody else who knows the area, theres about 5 ponds/lakes in the area. One being shorty howell, one cardinal lake, and there are two down a road close to pleasant hill. so by process of elimination, you can pretty much narrow it down to about 5 houses
Hahaha, I was just fuckin with you, but if you wanna take me over there then I'll show you how to close the deal... :goodjob:

[thinkfast®]

after going back and actually reading your posts, this whole thread reeks of bullshit

[TRINI4LIFE]

I smell bullshit


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[2.0civic]

Hahaha, I was just fuckin with you, but if you wanna take me over there then I'll show you how to close the deal... :goodjob:

lol, yeah i hear you man. i just think its funny how other people wanted to call BS. you know the duluth area well??

[2.0civic]

after going back and actually reading your posts, this whole thread reeks of bullshit

yes, yes it does.....davenport road ring a bell to anyone??

[B16a2 Civic]

IA meet at the sluttt older ladies house

[JustinSane110™]

lol, yeah i hear you man. i just think its funny how other people wanted to call BS. you know the duluth area well??
Hell naw, but I do wanna know this woman well if this story is true hahaha.

[thinkfast®]

yes, yes it does.....davenport road ring a bell to anyone??

how bout you ring deez muh fuckin nuts ol monkey ass nigga

[thinkfast®]

IA meet at the sluttt older ladies house

naw son its more like a asshole crew meet haha

$10 says this broad either

A. dont exist
B. 300+ lbs.
C. figment of imagination
D. his sister

this is a waste of a thread, we dont even got pics man, what kinda shit is this

[thinkfast®]

yea man this is bullshit

[B16a2 Civic]

ahaha, think about how this looks.....25 year old guy, comin up to a strangers house, askin if he can fish....and he turns down free pussy.......so how long you been gay?

[thinkfast®]

yea man I'm tellin you, fuk him and his story, its bullshit

[thinkfast®]

I SMELL GARBAGE!!

[B16a2 Civic]

yeah.....this is so Fiction

[JustinSane110™]

ahaha, think about how this looks.....25 year old guy, comin up to a strangers house, askin if he can fish....and he turns down free pussy.......so how long you been gay?
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[never_finished]

regarding the title....the only thing weird about this situation is if you havent hit it yet! :lmfao:

[B16a2 Civic]

so im bein serious, all assholeness aside......did you beat ya meat before you went and didn't wanna fuck...or pussy dont appeal to you?

[2.0civic]

ahaha, think about how this looks.....25 year old guy, comin up to a strangers house, askin if he can fish....and he turns down free pussy.......so how long you been gay?


lol, im 19, not 25, and she was the one who said that she had school the next morning. tell you what, dont beleive me?? mapquest davenport rd and creek drive in duluth. and i wasnt the one who actually rung the bell, it was my buddy that lives down her culdesac now, so you guys call bs all you want

[2.0civic]

never finished, you want to ride by there and see yourself if im bsing?? i gotta swing by work in a bit to drop off something and then if you want to go, then ill take you to the pond.

[B16a2 Civic]

lol, im 19, not 25, and she was the one who said that she had school the next morning. tell you what, dont beleive me?? mapquest davenport rd and creek drive in duluth. and i wasnt the one who actually rung the bell, it was my buddy that lives down her culdesac now, so you guys call bs all you want


so you just a compulsive liar, lying about ya name and ya age, how we know you aint lyin bout this

and you know gah damn well, im not about to mapquest shit, fuck i look like?
Brett?
fuck ouuttaaa hheaaa

[JustinSane110™]

lol, im 19, not 25, and she was the one who said that she had school the next morning. tell you what, dont beleive me?? mapquest davenport rd and creek drive in duluth. and i wasnt the one who actually rung the bell, it was my buddy that lives down her culdesac now, so you guys call bs all you want
So if we drove over there and knocked on the door and asked her "Hi, I was just wondering were there some guys over a few days ago fishing and you got drunk and rubbed your ass on him. He posted the story online and I just wanna make sure its true." She'd admit to it? As my boy B16 would say..... "Fuk outta heeeaaaaaaaaa!"

You go back and get some pics with her and post them shits up.

[B16a2 Civic]

Scenario:
Civic Si Pull Up, dat 64 leanin pull up, Escalade pull up
some pimps get out teh car
walk up to the door
" ay broad, you offered up some free sex to some lame mark ass bitch who wanted to fish on yo stupid deck"
lady: " fuck no"
the boys: " well okay, what you got to eat, cause after we run this train we gon be hungry"
lady: "i can make you omletes and waffles"
*ricky slaps her*: bitch i want pancakes too
lady: okay

[B16a2 Civic]

Scenario:
Civic Si Pull Up, dat 64 leanin pull up, Escalade pull up
some pimps get out teh car
walk up to the door
" ay broad, you offered up some free sex to some lame mark ass bitch who wanted to fish on yo stupid deck"
lady: " fuck no"
the boys: " well okay, what you got to eat, cause after we run this train we gon be hungry"
lady: "i can make you omletes and waffles"
*ricky slaps her*: bitch i want pancakes too
lady: okay

i see it already

[BABY J]

www.maps.google.com

they even got SATELLITE mode!!!

[never_finished]

never finished, you want to ride by there and see yourself if im bsing?? i gotta swing by work in a bit to drop off something and then if you want to go, then ill take you to the pond.


haha im just messing with you man.....wondering why your not over there right now!!! :D

[2.0civic]

so you just a compulsive liar, lying about ya name and ya age, how we know you aint lyin bout this

and you know gah damn well, im not about to mapquest shit, fuck i look like?
Brett?
fuck ouuttaaa hheaaa

dont recall saying i was 25 but ok....yes, i lied about my name but that way to the guy who opened her door who was prolly either husband or BF. so ok....yes, im lying....lol, whatever you want to think man

[DieselNuts]

I dont feel like reading through all this b.s. Someone give me a summery please

[2.0civic]

haha im just messing with you man.....wondering why your not over there right now!!! :D


cause i been busy cleaning up the casa all day and if the girl finds out, my ass is moving back to braselton

[Slowboy]

You can do it. All night long

[JustinSane110™]

I dont feel like reading throught all this b.s. Someone give me a summery please
Basically dude ran away from some free hot older woman pussy. :lmfao:

[B16a2 Civic]

I dont feel like reading throught all this b.s. Someone give me a summery please

guy wanst to go fishing on this bitches deck
bitch comes out half naked
bitch ofers guy pussy
guy declines, says he'll be back 2morrow to bake cookies and watch soap operas like some bitches
guy comes back, a real man answers the door
guy is bummed about situation
but this is how it would have went there if real G's were there

Scenario:
Civic Si Pull Up, dat 64 leanin pull up, Escalade pull up
some pimps get out teh car
walk up to the door
" ay broad, you offered up some free sex to some lame mark ass bitch who wanted to fish on yo stupid deck"
lady: " fuck no"
the boys: " well okay, what you got to eat, cause after we run this train we gon be hungry"
lady: "i can make you omletes and waffles"
*ricky slaps her*: bitch i want pancakes too
lady: okay

[DieselNuts]

I read the first part when it first happened. I know that he was suppose to go back......I take it he didnt...

[2.0civic]

Basically dude ran away from some free hot older woman pussy.

went fishing on hot older ladys, dock
She was tired and had to go to school the next day at 7
left and came back the next day
some guy opened door(possibly husband/BF)
i leave and everyone calls bs

[BABY J]

** FELLAS SEE Baby J**

FELLAS: WHAT YOU DOIN HERE NIGGA??
BABYJ: NOTHING, I'm done! While yall was bumping the thread I was bumpin DEEEZ NUTZ!!!

[B16a2 Civic]

you can get up on teh train too J

[JustinSane110™]

** FELLAS SEE Baby J**

FELLAS: WHAT YOU DOIN HERE NIGGA??
BABYJ: NOTHING, I'm done! While yall was bumping the thread I was bumpin DEEEZ NUTZ!!!
How you gonna sneak over ahead of everybody, damn over eager bastard wtf man? :lmfao:

[99SI]

Older women are the best. I have been with one for almost five years now, since I was 19 and she was 39. She doesn't have any children, was married once when she was in her twenties and we enjoy each other tremendously. At first when I met her I thought she was much younger, she thought I was much older and before we realized our age difference we had connected. We figured we owed it to ourselves to give it a shot even with the age difference. Baby J can vouch for the fact that her looks do not give away her age. Not at all.

[speedminded]

www.maps.google.com

they even got SATELLITE mode!!!you can subtract the www :)


Where's the house again?

[JustinSane110™]

^^^ LIRL @ snatch map!! :lmfao: :lmfao:

[BABY J]

Older women are the best. I have been with one for almost five years now, since I was 19 and she was 39. She doesn't have any children, was married once when she was in her twenties and we enjoy each other tremendously. At first when I met her I thought she was much younger, she thought I was much older and before we realized our age difference we had connected. We figured we owed it to ourselves to give it a shot even with the age difference. Baby J can vouch for the fact that her looks do not give away her age. Not at all.

I'd say she's a MILF, but she's not a mom. She's just an ILF. LMAO!!!!! Ya dun good son, ya dun good." :goodjob:

[BABY J]

How you gonna sneak over ahead of everybody, damn over eager bastard wtf man? :lmfao:

Not eager, just experienced... I'm like PJETTA(:jerkit: )!!! I PUTZ ITS DOWNZ SONZ!!!

[thinkfast®]

SNATCH MAP thats funny, not as funny as B16's scenario though hahaha

BITCH MAKE ME SOME PANCAKES!!

[B16a2 Civic]

SNATCH MAP thats funny, not as funny as B16's scenario though hahaha

BITCH MAKE ME SOME PANCAKES!!

BLUEBERRY TOO HOE

[thinkfast®]

NA-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[B16a2 Civic]

BWAHAHA, WE CERTIFIED ASSHOLES

[DieselNuts]

guy wanst to go fishing on this bitches deck
bitch comes out half naked
bitch ofers guy pussy
guy declines, says he'll be back 2morrow to bake cookies and watch soap operas like some bitches
guy comes back, a real man answers the door
guy is bummed about situation
but this is how it would have went there if real G's were there

Quote:
Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
Scenario:
Civic Si Pull Up, dat 64 leanin pull up, Escalade pull up
some pimps get out teh car
walk up to the door
" ay broad, you offered up some free sex to some lame mark ass bitch who wanted to fish on yo stupid deck"
lady: " fuck no"
the boys: " well okay, what you got to eat, cause after we run this train we gon be hungry"
lady: "i can make you omletes and waffles"
*ricky slaps her*: bitch i want pancakes too
lady: okay


That is the funniest shit I have read/heard/seen all day long!!!!! Thanks a lot, I needed that :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[thinkfast®]

ricky: gimme a juicebox too ho!!

OLD HAG BITCH: do you know who you talkin to?

ricky: yea I'm talkin to the juicebox ho

OLD HAG BITCH: your crazy

ricky: no I'm not. I'm just thirsty

OLD HAG BITCH: go to hell!!

ricky: no you go!! and when your down there, get me a JUICEBOX!! HO

[thinkfast®]

haha Capri Sun FTW

[B16a2 Civic]

ricky: gimme a juicebox too ho!!

OLD HAG BITCH: do you know who you talkin to?

ricky: yea I'm talkin to the juicebox ho

OLD HAG BITCH: your crazy

ricky: no I'm not. I'm just thirsty

OLD HAG BITCH: go to hell!!

ricky: no you go!! and when your down there, get me a JUICEBOX!! HO


BWAHAHAH movie Kickin and mutha fuckin Scream for tha gah damn win

[JustinSane110™]

haha Capri Sun FTW
Capri Sun?? WTF?? Nah homey, imma tell her to give me the rest of her man's beers that he couldn't grab when I kicked his ass out like Jazz on Fresh Prince. Straight launched that fool.

[B16a2 Civic]

everybody wave by to the juicebox ho
: points at brett: your not wavin, wave gah damnitt, and why isn't your shirt tucked it, have some pride, matter of fact, give me a lap *blows whistle*

[B16a2 Civic]

haha Capri Sun FTW
.
as dave chapelle would say
" i want some purple drink"

[BABY J]

Not grape... PURPLE!!!

[B16a2 Civic]

Not grape... PURPLE!!!

what you mean, thats what i put

[BABY J]

Ass!! LOL! EDIT FTW!!

[B16a2 Civic]

LIRL, i should have edited you too, to leave no evidence

[The Golden Child]

so wah happened .. * head spinning *

[BABY J]

NOTHING!!! And that's the problem!

[B16a2 Civic]

NOTHING!!! And that's the problem!


LIRL!!!

[JustinSane110™]

NOTHING!!! And that's the problem!
Quoted for troof!!

[BABY J]

--> guy went fishing

--> guy caught fish

--> guy went home

--> guy is gay

[2.0civic]

yes....guy is gay for having a 22 year old gf who he has over 10 months invested into a relationship on which he sells 3 of his cars to help pay HER bills....yes, guy is gay and a complete homo.....

[BABY J]

^^ Guy has a LOT to learn. Guy has invested WAY too much for girl that is not wife. Guy will learn. Many guys b4 u made those kinds of mistakes, and many guys after you will. GIRL however, may be pimping guy. Hopefully girl is bringing more to table to guy than pussy and debt. Not saying don't follow your heart... but use your brain too. Bye guy.

[JustinSane110™]

yes....guy is gay for having a 22 year old gf who he has over 10 months invested into a relationship on which he sells 3 of his cars to help pay HER bills....yes, guy is gay and a complete homo.....
If thats the case then why make this thread and why did you go back over there for a second try?? :thinking:

[2.0civic]

If thats the case then why make this thread and why did you go back over there for a second try?? :thinking:


lol, cause my relationship now is already in shambles cause of monetary issues and if i want to try a side peice then i figure WTF, why not?? mapquest creek and highland pine if you want a more accurate address. i just tried to paint the house on the map but it wouldnt let me. thats the intersaection the house is on for all you BS calling people

[Scrilla]

what is goin on hea?


i need notes..

[Vteckidd]

just wrap it up , TIGHT lol, 3 bag that mofo

[B18c1Turboed]

So if we drove over there and knocked on the door and asked her "Hi, I was just wondering were there some guys over a few days ago fishing and you got drunk and rubbed your ass on him. He posted the story online and I just wanna make sure its true." She'd admit to it? As my boy B16 would say..... "Fuk outta heeeaaaaaaaaa!"

You go back and get some pics with her and post them shits up.


Thats the funniest thing in this whole post!!

[B16a2 Civic]

^^ Guy has a LOT to learn. Guy has invested WAY too much for girl that is not wife. Guy will learn. Many guys b4 u made those kinds of mistakes, and many guys after you will. GIRL however, may be pimping guy. Hopefully girl is bringing more to table to guy than pussy and debt. Not saying don't follow your heart... but use your brain too. Bye guy.


bwahahaha

[Rabunchic]

^^ WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN????

Hey hun. I been here, just don't say too much. How have you been?

[DieselNuts]

yeah, what happened to the pics. You said that you didnt want to post cause you didnt want to get cockblocked.....looks like you dont have a reason not to post them now!

[B16a2 Civic]

hah!

[Seymour222]

Please give directions, I will sacrifice my pride, and humility to share the first-hand experience with you all. You know.....some porns start out just like this.>>>>>>>>>>Waiting for PM.

[HalfBaked]

Honestly, if you come back over here again and disturb me while I'm eating that pussy I'll whoop your ass.

You are lucky I didn't do it when you came over that last time.

[thinkfast®]

hmm

[TRINI4LIFE]

Honestly, if you come back over here again and disturb me while I'm eating that pussy I'll whoop your ass.

You are lucky I didn't do it when you came over that last time.

Hmmmn.... intresting...