really weird ass situation

[2.0civic]

this can be moved if needs to be but here goes:

Earlier tonight, me and some buddys were chilling at a pond doing some fishing. so one of them goes and knocks on this ladys door to see if we can use her dock to fish off of. so she comes out and is looking FINE!! body was like DAMN! lol, aint even gonna lie! anyway thoguh, she comes out and is like " oh sure! yall can come in and fish in my yard." so like 5 minutes later she comes out and is drinking wine and stuff and so shes talking to us and lets her dogs out. so after about 10 minutes she goes in and brings a towel back out and sits on the dock with us. shes wearing this little tube top thing and those pants that are really flowy on bottom and wedgey the girls asses, dont know what they are called but i think they have a name. so shes all like "im drunk" and shit and she keeps trying to rub her ass in my lap and im like uh....dont want to take advantage of the situation. so anyway, we all get ready to leave and i go to my car to get in and my friends drive off and i cant find my keys. so i get out and go look on the dock so then i go ask her if she got them. shes like yeah and bends over and her pants are riding so low, they show her ass. lol, so i was like oh well we should hang out some more and shes like "im 37 (she looks like 25) but come by tomorrow and we can hang out some". lol i was like uh, ok. So tomorrow im going fishing again..

[SixSquared]

HIT IT FTMFW

And they're called gaucho pants.

[ironchef]

Lucky son of a bitch!

[never_finished]

THATS MY NIGGA!

[2.0civic]

i might have to try to. lol, i had to pee so bad when i was there i kept rubbing my sutff and she was eyeing me the whole time!! i was like uh,lol. she gave me a really tight hug too when i left for someone she just met an hour before. my cousin was there with us and she kept trying to flirt with him and he pulls out his phone and called his mom. when i left though i finally gave in to going and using her bathroom. i thought i was going to get raped. but yeah so tomorrow i might fuck a lady almost twice my age!!! no rock, no kids, and a fast ass car

[gijoe0720]

you can't rape the willing

[2.0civic]

lol, true true

[2.0civic]

man she had blondish red hair too. thats like my faveorite color and short. she looked kinda like the crazy red haired gymnast bitch on club dredd but hot and pink outfit was definately rockin

[SixSquared]

pics or neg reps... you choose! :P

[2.0civic]

lol, ill have to get some tomorrow. plus she might know someone on here cause she had some pics of some cars around her house and i know one of them had a IA sticker on it so i dont want to post pics quite yet

dont need any cockblockage NAH MEAN!?!?

[buffdaddy18]

hit that sh!t!

[Z32redondo]

www.milfseeker.com

She prolly do got kids. Either that or your gonna get aids or gonnorhea (spelling)...lol you gonna be clappin green shit out ya dick hommie

[2.0civic]

www.milfseeker.com

She prolly do got kids. Either that or your gonna get aids or gonnorhea (spelling)...lol you gonna be clappin green shit out ya dick hommie

nah, she dont. no pics or anything and she said she didnt but she didnt have a ring or anything and says she goes to some weird ass school in atlanta all the time but i forgot what she said it was. But yeah, lol, i already went and bought me some rubbers though

[Z32redondo]

nah, she dont. no pics or anything and she said she didnt but she didnt have a ring or anything and says she goes to some weird ass school in atlanta all the time but i forgot what she said it was. But yeah, lol, i already went and bought me some rubbers though

Sad that you had to go out and buy some and didnt already have some...lol jp man gl and if I dont hear from ya at 4 in the morn I kno that she took ya hostage and is sexually molesting you with 3 half naked german guys and a dildo weed wacker like in euro trip.

[fawk_you]

do EEEEEEEEEET!

[PhAtBoYMr2]

So where is this pond at again?

[2.0civic]

Sad that you had to go out and buy some and didnt already have some...lol jp man gl and if I dont hear from ya at 4 in the morn I kno that she took ya hostage and is sexually molesting you with 3 half naked german guys and a dildo weed waker like in euro trip.

hell nah, lol. i think she was trying to get a four way with us but the other two guys are married with kids!! its all good. if i get a chance, ill send a post off her comp when we get done and shes walking funny to the fridge to get something to drink

[ahmonrah]

knock it down....how old are u and if u scared. i'll sub. oh and if you dont provide a pic by tomorrow nite(non nude here, nudes in nws section) i'll call u a liar and neg rep your ass!!!

[2.0civic]

So where is this pond at again?

lol, its in duluth, theres only like 5 so take your pick!

[2.0civic]

knock it down....how old are u and if u scared. i'll sub. oh and if you dont provide a pic by tomorrow nite(non nude here, nudes in nws section) i'll call u a liar and neg rep your ass!!!

lol, im 19 but i gotta see whats up cause she said she gets outta school at 6 and is going to the gym afterwards so itll be 830 or 9 before she gets home.

[ahmonrah]

that is so funny.....how often does someone go to a pond, and end up getting pussy and fish ??

[2.0civic]

yeah. the worst part is i got a girlfriend but the relationship sucks ass so its more like roommates so that is kinda fucking me up right now too.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

dont expect anything to happen the 2nd time around...you shouldve hopped on the chance while you had it, she might not be drunk and horny tommrow...so you may have missed your oppurtunity....

as my nigga juicy j would say...

"DONT BE SCARED PUT THAT RUBBER ON YOUR HEAD"

[2.0civic]

dont expect anything to happen the 2nd time around...you shouldve hopped on the chance while you had it, she might not be drunk and horny tommrow...so you may have missed your oppurtunity....

as my nigga juicy j would say...

"DONT BE SCARED PUT THAT RUBBER ON YOUR HEAD"

yeah i know man. lol, gotta take my chances though

[Z32redondo]

Nigga your dick is gonna fall off then your gonna be the one in her situation when your 37...no more :jerkit: but now u get

[2.0civic]

Nigga your dick is gonna fall off then your gonna be the one in her situation when your 37...no more :jerkit: but now u get

oh well, lol. cracks me up though cause the chicks only like 3 years younger than my dad!!

[PhAtBoYMr2]

the day i ever get a chance to fuck an old woman, is the day i post up pics and a story about it on IA.

[SixSquared]

Sad that you had to go out and buy some and didnt already have some...lol jp man gl and if I dont hear from ya at 4 in the morn I kno that she took ya hostage and is sexually molesting you with 3 half naked german guys and a dildo weed wacker like in euro trip.

Dude... Lucy Lawless (chick in Euro Trip at VVonderSexx... aka Xena, warrior princess) could take advantage of me ANY TIME she wanted...

[2.0civic]

^^^lol, thats her i swear!!!

[Z32redondo]

Dude... Lucy Lawless (chick in Euro Trip at VVonderSexx... aka Xena, warrior princess) could take advantage of me ANY TIME she wanted...

I kno right +1 for being a chick and saying that...hell +1 for saying it period

[2.0civic]

seriously though, if i go over tomorrow and shes not into it anymore ima have to throw the bitch in the pond.



j/k


wait, no im not.

[Z32redondo]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to xPhantomSolx again.

[SixSquared]

I kno right +1 for being a chick and saying that...hell +1 for saying it period

Lol I loooooved Xena when I was younger... and then the episode where Xena and Gabby finally kissed I was like "wow... that makes me feel funny down there... in a good way.... I like!" I swear that show, and more specifically Lucy herself, is the reason I like girls.

[2.0civic]

Lol I loooooved Xena when I was younger... and then the episode where Xena and Gabby finally kissed I was like "wow... that makes me feel funny down there... in a good way.... I like!" I swear that show, and more specifically Lucy herself, is the reason I like girls.

lol, nice.

[ahmonrah]

Nigga your dick is gonna fall off then your gonna be the one in her situation when your 37...no more :jerkit: but now u get

lol, your drink of choice perhaps ???



dont hate, congradulate.....

[2.0civic]

lol, your drink of choice perhaps ???



dont hate, congradulate.....

thanks homie. and if the age thing is cockblocking me tomorrow, ill pass the digits along to someone

[SixSquared]

thanks homie. and if the age thing is cockblocking me tomorrow, ill pass the digits along to someone

tell her if she ain't diggin you anymore maybe she wants to swing my way for a few hours?

[ahmonrah]

dont stress that shit man, i was 19 with a 39 year old. moms flipped when she found out, 'cause she was the same age at the time!

[Z32redondo]

lol, your drink of choice perhaps ???



dont hate, congradulate.....

Not hating just messin. Have with it and if she is as hot as you made her sound. You are fucking DEMI MOORE

[2.0civic]

lol, aight. yeah lol, before i left we were talking bout cars and she has a mustang and she was like " i hate automatics, theres just no enjoyment to them" so then i knew she loved dick....i mean stick.