Calling out Crafty Pt. 2

[St0lenR]

Whatta do you say???

Location: your neck of the woods

[RedGTS]

might come out rain or not, I would like to see this

kennesaw tonight

[PawnShopCEO]

i love it

[crafty]

My car is down right now, but when I get done, i'd be happy to race you...

[Speedm0(\)key]

My car is down right now, but when I get done, i'd be happy to race you...


gay. we waited for you

[crafty]

gay. we waited for you

:confused: why would you wait... I never said nor talked to anyone about going out, I didn't even read this thread till 2-3 in the morning last night... AccordM3 called me and told me about it, but i was in Blue Ridge at that time, and had no way to respond. I even told him, that i'll race but it would be a few weeks.. Sorry you waited.. :(

[ct9a gsr]

Hugo didn't even show up either... gay.

[RedGTS]

ct9a gsr is your sig for real or a joke? I cant tell

[PawnShopCEO]

yea its a regular lancer.. that looks JUST LIKE a evo lol

[St0lenR]

Hugo didn't even show up either... gay.

My bad...but he didn't respond so what's the point to drive all the way over there to watch ppl run??? That's big waste of gas if you ask me

[crafty]

Hey Charles, I got about 8 phone calls (not from anyone on this site) in the last week about some Evo that is making 500hp, and they want me to hand this guy his ass.. I asked who the owner was, but noone knew his name.. I thought maybe it was you, but they said it was some white guy.. Any idea who this car belongs too.. I told them to set the race up as of yesterday.. I haven't heard anything back yet.. Shouldn't be much of a race, but we'll see...

[RedGTS]

a 500hp evo, would rape that camaro

not much of a race? please......

[crafty]

a 500hp evo, would get raped by that camaro, so would my viper. not much of a race!......

:lmfao: ^^^^^chris you are so right..^^^^:lmfao:

[Speedm0(\)key]

Hey Charles, I got about 8 phone calls (not from anyone on this site) in the last week about some Evo that is making 500hp, and they want me to hand this guy his ass.. I asked who the owner was, but noone knew his name.. I thought maybe it was you, but they said it was some white guy.. Any idea who this car belongs too.. I told them to set the race up as of yesterday.. I haven't heard anything back yet.. Shouldn't be much of a race, but we'll see...


lol... hahaha no wonder Phill had everyone and their fucking cousin trying to get him to race. EL OH EL :lmao:

when was this crafty?.. good chance it might have been ours, we hurt some domestic feelings here and there, but we didnt make 500hp :king:

did they tell you color of car or anything?

[crafty]

lol... hahaha no wonder Phill had everyone and their fucking cousin trying to get him to race. EL OH EL :lmao:

when was this crafty?.. good chance it might have been ours, we hurt some domestic feelings here and there, but we didnt make 500hp :king:

did they tell you color of car or anything?

The calls started coming mid-late week before last.. Didn't say what color.. I'll find out though.. lol I didn't make anywhere near 466/476 last week on the dyno either...:king:

[Speedm0(\)key]

The calls started coming mid-late week before last.. Didn't say what color.. I'll find out though.. lol I didn't make anywhere near 466/476 last week on the dyno either...:king:


yeah.. but domestics are like.. gay

[crafty]

yeah.. but domestics are like.. gay

Do you need a hug..

[2.3 Evo 8]

Whatta do you say???

Location: your neck of the woods

So you acknowledge to run some guy in a domestic, but you put little ole me on the back burner... :slap:

If your talking about me KeeeeRafty, I don't make 500hp. :cool:

If Charles can get traction with his FWD lancer, I got $50 on him against KeeeeRafty. FWD FTW!!!

[Speedm0(\)key]

If Charles can get traction with his FWD lancer, I got $50 on him against KeeeeRafty. FWD FTW!!!

hahaha.. so true

[crafty]

I'll match that $50..

[RedGTS]

:lmfao: ^^^^^chris you are so right..^^^^:lmfao:


hah shit talk from an asshole that wouldnt race me because he knew he would lose... REMEMBER YOUR THE ONE THAT WOULD NOT LINE UP.....call me when you stop racing civics and integras

[2.3 Evo 8]

I'll match that $50..

Done! I get to video tape it also, deal? No nitrous though.

[2.3 Evo 8]

REDGTS signature-97 Viper GTS (speedmonkeys father)

WTF? Why have I been paying child support all these years? LUCY, someone has alot of explaining to do....

[RedGTS]

I'll match any dollar amount thats against brandon , since brandon makes 6-7 dollars an hour cleaning septic tanks, it shouldnt get that high.

[crafty]

I'll match any dollar amount thats against brandon , since brandon makes 6-7 dollars an hour cleaning septic tanks, it shouldnt get that high.

lol good one..:goodjob: But remember i have your MOM and your girl backing me.. They both make me a couple grand a night...

[2.3 Evo 8]

lol good one..:goodjob: But remember i have your MOM and your girl backing me.. They both make me a couple grand a night...

BUUUUUURN!!! ~Kelso

[crafty]

Done! I get to video tape it also, deal? No nitrous though.

LOL my car runs on Nitrous not Gas... No nitrous, no race...

[RedGTS]

Lets keep the insults aimed at each other from now on, dont talk about my family and i wont bring up your whorish 82lb girlfriend. deal?

[St0lenR]

Done! I get to video tape it also, deal? No nitrous though.



LOL my car runs on Nitrous not Gas... No nitrous, no race...

I Agree that's like me saying to YOU CAN'T RUN METH when we run tonight or whenever

[Speedm0(\)key]

Lets keep the insults aimed at each other from now on, dont talk about my family and i wont bring up your whorish 82lb girlfriend. deal?


hey dude... on a serious note.. is your mom single?

[crafty]

Lets keep the insults aimed at each other from now on, dont talk about my family and my 300lb boyfriend(which i love it when he cums in my mouth) and i wont bring up your 98lb girlfriend. deal?

Chris thats a deal..

[crafty]

I Agree that's like me saying to YOU CAN'T RUN METH when we run tonight or whenever

Thank You.. LOL i'll unhook my bottle, if you unhook the oil feed line going to the turbo.. :eek:

[Speedm0(\)key]

I Agree that's like me saying to YOU CAN'T RUN METH when we run tonight or whenever


if its all in fun do 2 runs, one nitrous one no nitrous, i dont see the big deal. hell

[crafty]

hey dude... on a serious note.. is your mom single?

She isn't, but I bet she would be if you built her a castle out of OREO cookies with a moat filled with milk..

[crafty]

if its all in fun do 2 runs, one nitrous one no nitrous, i dont see the big deal. hell My car is tuned for the bottle, it runs like shit off of it..

[Speedm0(\)key]

She isn't, but I bet she would be if you built her a castle out of OREO cookies with a moat filled with milk..


lol :lmao:

[crafty]

lol :lmao: Talk about getting eaten out of house and home...:eek:

[RedGTS]

hey dude... on a serious note.. is your mom single?

hey speedmonkey...your one comment away from me calling INS:lmao:

[St0lenR]

if its all in fun do 2 runs, one nitrous one no nitrous, i dont see the big deal. hell

NO!!! IT'S A RUN WHAT YOU BRUNG NOT A FUCKN RUN ME WITH YOUR Z SET TO 15PSI ON THE REAR TIRES TYPE B.S....

if it's for fun then what's the big deal??? why set terms

[RedGTS]

craft at least my girlfriend doesnt look like a cracked out ice whore with scabs on her knees. why dont you feed some of those oreo's to your girl.....no joke

[St0lenR]

hey speedmonkey...your one comment away from me calling INS:lmao:

pw3nd!!!! LOL!!!

[Speedm0(\)key]

hey speedmonkey...your one comment away from me calling INS:lmao:


go ahead, ill be back again next week to slash your throat, and bang your mom on the kitchen floor while i stuff oreo's in the bitches face

[crafty]

craft at least my girlfriend doesnt look like a cracked out ice whore with scabs on her knees. why dont you feed some of those oreo's to your girl.....no joke ok chris..

[crafty]

I'm hoping next week.. But we'll see. I'll pm you when it's done..

[lightspeed]

yeah.. but domestics are like.. gay
Hey will, about this domestic comment...
:smilefu: :smilefu: :smilefu:
BTW, when will the crafty mobile be ready? The truck should be back in the week or two, Id like to find out how fast that camaro is. Get me in on that please.

[crafty]

next week i hope..

[St0lenR]

hey speedmonkey...your one comment away from me calling INS:lmao:


go ahead, ill be back again next week to slash your throat, and bang your mom on the kitchen floor while i stuff oreo's in the bitches face

Notice how there's no smily face in SM's post...someone took a comment just a lil too personal

[Speedm0(\)key]

Notice how there's no smily face in SM's post...someone took a comment just a lil too personal


sure did :goodjob: , i cant evenTYPEfw8e righat now asdf im so pise3d!

[St0lenR]

sure did :goodjob: , i cant evenTYPEfw8e righat now asdf im so pise3d!

WTF!!! what happened to the whole "it's just the internet" theory

[Speedm0(\)key]

WTF!!! what happened to the whole "it's just the internet" theory


its just that, the internet. why are YOU being serious?.. go get laid hugo, or do you have to ask for permission for that as well? :lmao:

[St0lenR]

its just that, the internet. why are YOU being serious?.. go get laid hugo, or do you have to ask for permission for that as well? :lmao:

YEA I ACTUALLY I DO, NEXT COMMENT

then you wonder why I leave you stood up like a bitch on prom night

[Speedm0(\)key]

YEA I ACTUALLY I DO, NEXT COMMENT


damn.. thats sad

[St0lenR]

damn.. thats sad

It's better than not getting anything at all *ahem* WILL

[Speedm0(\)key]

It's better than not getting anything at all *ahem* WILL

yeah i guess so, you're boring me.

[RedGTS]

why did he get so pissed? probably bought back some bad nightmares about crossing the border in the back of a van, or did you sail over in a home made raft ?

[Speedm0(\)key]

why did he get so pissed? probably bought back some bad nightmares about crossing the border in the back of a van, or did you sail over in a home made raft ?


we rode on your mom's back, shamoo style

[crafty]

we rode on your mom's back, shamoo style

She now lives in the milk moat

[RedGTS]

^lol, finally a decent reply......so where were you last night? wait let me guess inrica inglesias concert... last minute tickets

[RedGTS]

She now lives in the milk moat

brandons girlfriends lives on any given street corner:boobies: (which ever intersection in busiest) trading blow jobs for nose candy

[Speedm0(\)key]

^lol, finally a decent reply......so where were you last night? wait let me guess inrica inglesias concert... last minute tickets


i was dirty sanchezing your mom.

we came up with a good one, she eats a bunch of snicker bars for a week.. then we ass fuck, and when i smeer it on her upper lip with peanuts..

i call that the nasty gonzales

[crafty]

^lol, finally a decent reply......so where were you last night? wait let me guess inrica inglesias concert... last minute tickets
Actually I was in Blue Ridge.. :cheers:

[RedGTS]

thats almost as good as when I give your grandmother and sister, consecutive chile rainbows, followed up with porteguese breakfast's.

[crafty]

i was dirty sanchezing your mom.

we came up with a good one, she eats a bunch of snicker bars for a week.. then we ass fuck, and when i smeer it on her upper lip with peanuts..

i call that the nasty gonzales

holy fuck lol

[PSINXS]

my car runs.

[RedGTS]

i was dirty sanchezing my dad.

we came up with a good one, he eats a bunch of snicker bars for a week.. then we ass fuck, and when i smeer it on his upper lip with peanuts..

i call that the nasty daddy gonzales


:lmao: dude you are so homo

[Speedm0(\)key]

:lmao: dude you are so homo


yea, i do it to your dad too.. whats the problem?

[slowhawk01]

My car is tuned for the bottle, it runs like shit off of it..

It runs like shit on or off. Sometimes I can't even tell when your spraying or not. The only I could tell at the track when you sprayed is because you ran a 12.5 and I still blew by your ass.:goodjob:

[slowhawk01]

Hey will, about this domestic comment...
:smilefu: :smilefu: :smilefu:
BTW, when will the crafty mobile be ready? The truck should be back in the week or two, Id like to find out how fast that camaro is. Get me in on that please.

The crafty mobile runs like a stock Ls1 with a 75 shot on it. On the bottle it ran a 12.5:taun:

[PawnShopCEO]

i think the only thread we could ever post that speedmonkey wouldnt post in would be called "post your social security card"

[Speedm0(\)key]

i think the only thread we could ever post that speedmonkey wouldnt post in would be called "post your social security card"


i heard you :nautjerk: to my IA profile

[slowhawk01]

i think the only thread we could ever post that speedmonkey wouldnt post in would be called "post your social security card"

:eek: :lmao:

[crafty]

It runs like shit on or off. Sometimes I can't even tell when your spraying or not. The only I could tell at the track when you sprayed is because you ran a 12.5 and I still blew by your ass.:goodjob:

Ok thanks Matt, The truth is out!! I went a 12.5 on a 250shot... And matt still beat me...

[crafty]

The crafty mobile runs like a stock Ls1 with a 75 shot on it. On the bottle it ran a 12.5:taun: that was no 75 shot.... it's was 250 bitch.. i went 12.5 @ 141........................:eek:

[fight club]

isnt that a really high trap speed for 12.5?

[crafty]

isnt that a really high trap speed for 12.5? No from what i'm told that about average..lol ... when i have a 3.893 60ft

[4dmin]

INS, a grand a nice, scabs on knees, oreos, dirty sanchez, etc...

this has to be the best thread on the boards :lmao:

i'd put my money on the camaro depending on the setup and how much NOZ :D

[slowhawk01]

No from what i'm told that about average..lol ... when i have a 3.893 60ft

At least you told the truth about the 6oft dead hooking that is.

[slowhawk01]

i'd put my money on the camaro depending on the setup and how much NOZ :D

Never put your money on crafts car. Why do you think its never out racing. Because its always broken:slap:. Or as everyone else says when there shit is broken "I'm just doing a couple more things to it wait till next week it'll be fast":nautjerk:

[slowhawk01]

I found these and had to post them

CRAFTY(Brandon)
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f111/smokenu/camaromullet.jpg

RedGTS(CHRIS)
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f111/smokenu/viper10inchcock.jpg

Speedmonkey(Will)
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f111/smokenu/fartcans.jpg

[03CobraAV8R]

Damn, I am so fast. I run 8.62 @ 163 on slicks 'n skinnies, a K&N, and some weld-in Flowmaster 40's.

Fah've Sixteen to the wheels.

Ported Eaton for the win.

[crafty]

Damn, I am so fast. I run 8.62 @ 163 on slicks 'n skinnies, a K&N, and some weld-in Flowmaster 40's.

Fah've Sixteen to the wheels.

Ported Eaton for the win.

:confused: :thinking: :rolleyes::screwy: :cheers:

[PSINXS]

i'll race em on fouled plugs , 6psi, and half throttle cuz i gotta break it in.

[slowhawk01]

i'll race em on fouled plugs , 6psi, and half throttle cuz i gotta break it in.

So that should run with a stock mustang GT:yay:

[crafty]

lol, Matt i took another 50lbs out of the Camaro today, thought i'd fill you in...

[slowhawk01]

lol, Matt i took another 50lbs out of the Camaro today, thought i'd fill you in...

Thats a long ass time on the tread mill:taun: J/K

[PawnShopCEO]

Thats a long ass time on the tread mill:taun: J/K

thats copyright infringment sir

[crafty]

LOL Matt i'd hate to say it, but Jason is right on that one.. I was wearing plastics so the fat melted off pertty quick...

[PSINXS]

So that should run with a stock mustang GT:yay:
lol!!