thought this was funny. . .

[~C My Bunny~]

i got this in an email from my grandmother. . .

WHY MEN PEE STANDING UP?

God was just about done with his creation, but he had two things left
over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between
Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them.

He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow
the owner to POTTY while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told
them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please it seems just the
sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to ! me!"
On and on he went like an excited little boy.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he
could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to tinkle
standing up.

Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over place first on
the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he
tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away laughing with delight
all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve,
"Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left.

"What's it called?" asked Eve.

"Brains", said God

[The Golden Child]

such a low blow !!!

[5thgcelica]

aaaaaaaahahahahah


yeah. funny.

[Boosted S60R]

i got this in an email from my grandmother. . .

WHY MEN PEE STANDING UP?

God was just about done with his creation, but he had two things left
over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between
Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them.

He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow
the owner to POTTY while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told
them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please it seems just the
sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to ! me!"
On and on he went like an excited little boy.

Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he
could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to tinkle
standing up.

Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over place first on
the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he
tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away laughing with delight
all the while.

God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve,
"Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left.

"What's it called?" asked Eve.

"Brains", said Godquit changing your name women.

[#1Beaver]

LIRL

[COGCaviZ24]

funny funny

[~C My Bunny~]

quit changing your name women.
this is the last time!

[Jimmy B]

but its fun to write your name everywhere.. :)

[~C My Bunny~]

you would :)

[Boosted S60R]

this is the last time! :rly:

[Jimmy B]

:rly: :rly:
you would :)

[~C My Bunny~]

yes really. . . btw it was nice to see you last night as well

[Boosted S60R]

yes really. . . btw it was nice to see you last night as well
who u talkin to toni???

[RISKYB]

that was amusing..........lol

[~C My Bunny~]

who u talkin to toni???
jimmy lol but it was nice to see you too mikey

[Boosted S60R]

jimmy lol but it was nice to see you too mikey
awh thanks toni is that why you were throwing stuff at me all night?

[~C My Bunny~]

yep thats exactly it. . .

[never_finished]

lol....low blow, but funny!

[Boosted S60R]

yep thats exactly it. . .I knew I ment alot to ya ;)

[~C My Bunny~]

welcome to the first grade

but yes i think the joke is pretty funny. . .

[Boosted S60R]

welcome to the first grade

but yes i think the joke is pretty funny. . .
first grade was cool I miss nap time and all that fun stuff.

[#1Beaver]

first grade was cool I miss nap time and all that fun stuff.
yeah me too
and my packed lunch in my little cubby :goodjob:

[~C My Bunny~]

and how can you forget recess??

[Boosted S60R]

and how can you forget recess??yep good times wow i drank a lil much tonight

[never_finished]

first grade was cool I miss nap time and all that fun stuff.

haha i used to get in trouble for trying to lay on the towel with girls in my class...WOOHOO!

[EG BTER]

and how can you forget recess??

mmmm recess...now I wanna play some 4-square...lol

[~C My Bunny~]

i love 4 square!! but the boys were always mean and no fun to play with. . .

[99ITRGIRL]

hehehe

[Jimmy B]

hm.. what can i try tonight??


:)

[~C My Bunny~]

im sure you will think of something. . . your creative right?? ;)

[Jimmy B]

im sure you will think of something. . . your creative right?? ;)

maaabye ;)

[ProjectWidow]

mmmm recess...now I wanna play some 4-square...lol
haha. I acutally played 4 squares as part of a mini little project we had to do in Language arts class this year.

Maybe we can get a 4-square tournment at Target tonight? lol