thought this was funny. . .
i got this in an email from my grandmother. . .
WHY MEN PEE STANDING UP?
God was just about done with his creation, but he had two things left
over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between
Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them.
He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow
the owner to POTTY while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told
them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please it seems just the
sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to ! me!"
On and on he went like an excited little boy.
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he
could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to tinkle
standing up.
Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over place first on
the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he
tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away laughing with delight
all the while.
God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve,
"Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left.
"What's it called?" asked Eve.
"Brains", said God
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Originally Posted by ~C My Bunny~
