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gijoe0720
12-11-2005, 04:23 AM
Has anyone read it? I have not read the whole book but damn it is fuggin funny as hell.
Hulud
12-11-2005, 11:02 AM
no
gijoe0720
12-11-2005, 11:04 AM
you need to it is a great book.

It has ninja's. pirates, hippos, and everything else that is great on this earth in it. It gets you really pumped. And it says that ninja's are cool, and by cool, it means totally sweet. They are awesome cause they flip out and cut peoples heads off and play the guitar and stuff.
ironchef
12-11-2005, 11:09 AM
Does it have penguins?
Crazy Asian
12-11-2005, 11:09 AM
Does it involve shooting ppl?
gijoe0720
12-11-2005, 11:15 AM
No penguins so far and no shooting. But the pirates do have lasers and are magic but only on water. Also the deadliest weapon the ninja has is a boner, a six-foot boner. They throw ninja stars and cut peoples heads off and flip out for no reason. It is a great book
Crazy Asian
12-11-2005, 11:18 AM
LOL
gijoe0720
12-11-2005, 11:23 AM
I ain't read a book in like 4 years. I never read one book all through high school. i would read maybe like the first chapter then just ask everyone what happened after that and cheat on my test and still passed. My friend told me about this book and I went and looked at it at Barnes and Nobles and read a few pages and was like OMG this book is the funniest crap I have ever read.
5thgcelica
12-11-2005, 12:01 PM
seems to go with your maturity level.
ironchef
12-11-2005, 12:01 PM
I ain't read a book in like 4 years. I never read one book all through high school. It shows.
gijoe0720
12-11-2005, 12:08 PM
It shows.


how?
ironchef
12-11-2005, 12:12 PM
how?With the quickness.
gijoe0720
12-11-2005, 12:14 PM
what quickness?
ironchef
12-11-2005, 12:17 PM
Thats for me to know and you to figure out.
gijoe0720
12-11-2005, 12:56 PM
i don't like tryin to figure stuff out. it makes my head hurt.
Dragonfly5338
12-11-2005, 02:41 PM
you need to it is a great book.

It has ninja's. pirates, hippos, and everything else that is great on this earth in it. It gets you really pumped. And it says that ninja's are cool, and by cool, it means totally sweet. They are awesome cause they flip out and cut peoples heads off and play the guitar and stuff.

LOL! I remember that shit. This kid I used to work with was obsessed with that site. But this is like 3 or 4 years ago now, LoL.