You work in the fast-food industry.... you don't need to be a rocket scientist

[Doppelgänger]

Let me present a situation and you pretend you are behing the counter of a SubWay.

You take my order, a 12" chicken brest on honey wheat and a 6" chicken teriyaki on wheat. You make the sandwiches and get ready to ring it up. But before you do I had you one coupon for "Free 6" sub with purchase of medium drink and chips" and one "buy one 6" sub and get another free".

What do you do?

In my case lastnight, the girl stands there like I just stuck a gun to her face. She couldn't comprehend what to do. First thing she said was "you cannot use both coupons". Ok, so now I'll make you do more work by making two seperate purchases....how's that for you? Really? You would rather have me stand here and hold up the line to make two transactions rather than just using both coupons at once? OK, whatever. So now she goes and calls the manager to ask what to do. Oh Jesus [facepalm]. So she takes another 5 minutes to figure out how to ring up a coupon for "get a sub with drink and chips". There are like 4 people in line by this point and only 2 people running the place at 7pm in the evening...one of them is stuck pushing buttons at a register. Not smart planning.

So anyway. She eventually figures it out. Now for the fun part. She rings up the 12" sub as a 12" sub. I present my other coupon for "buy one 6" get one 6" free" and she refuses to take it saying that I ordered a 12" sub. DUH... 6" + 6" = 12"!!!!!! O M F G {more facepalming}. So I tell her to unwrap the sandwich, cut it in hald and wrap each 6"...and bingo! you'll have two 6" subs to use with the coupon. Nope.. she couldn't grasp that concept either....to her, I still ordered a 12" sub and can't use the coupon. By this point I'm not kidding when I say I've been stand at the register for 8-10 minutes. So I ask her "well how do I use this coupon?" and she simply cannot answer me....and calls the manager...again...comes back and says "I'll do it this time, but we normall don't do this". DONT DO WHAT?!!?!?! USE COUPONS?!?! My God girl, given how lost you are, if I had ordered two 6" chicken breast subs with the same toppings you would have probably thought I was a retard for ordering it like that... was it not any easier to order a damn 12" sub??!?!?!?!?!?!? So she rings me up, the customers are looking at their prepared food sitting on the counter and the total comes to $4.55. So I start thinking "well, a 6" chicken breast is $3.75...how is there $.75 tax on $3.75?" So I get the receipt and see she charged me $4.25. Oh great... here we go. So I tell her sternly "a 6" chicken breast is $3.75...not $4.25" and she says "you got a chicken teryiaki". Holy shit... in the 10minutes we've been going over this you forgot what I ordered, assumed another thing and just charged me rather than asking? So she starts to say something but by this point I don't care to deal with it anymore and just tell them "to forget about it and leave me alone" and go sit down and eat. Of course this takes so long that now my sandwich is no longer hot.

Idiots.

[AdriSciontC]

Atleast you got a lot of subway for cheap...

[BKgen®]

Make a thread about it on IA.

[Doppelgänger]

Atleast you got a lot of subway for cheap...


No, I got what I ordered, paid MORE for it and got shitty service and a cold sandwich that was supposed to be hot.:2up:
Someone's future in the workforce isn't looking too bright.

[AdriSciontC]

No, I got what I ordered, paid MORE for it and got shitty service and a cold sandwich that was supposed to be hot.:2up:
Someone's future in the workforce isn't looking too bright.

Well as my stepdad used to tell me "Do your homework or you'll end up working at a fast food joint!" Someone obviously didn't do their homework.

[On_Her_Face]

Do you want fries with that?

[AdriSciontC]

I want a sub now....

[Doppelgänger]

Do you want fries with that?

I'm surprised she didn't ask that that.....

[keevo54]

So why wouldnt you just order two 6 inch sandwhichs like the coupon calls for. Congragulations on making it complicated and being an asshole. Btw almost every coupon says one coupon per patron cannot be combined with any other offer. But I guess ur cheap ass can't read?

[87 Turbo II]

Are you Jewish? Who fights over $3.75 vs. $4.25? Jesus, it's just $.75. Also, yeah, you ordered it logically as 2 6 inch subs, but the coupon SAYS 2 6 inch subs, not a 12 inch sub. You should have asked before you got to the counter if you can do that. Yeah your situation should have been resolved better, but you did make it a little difficult by not follwoing the coupon literally. And if she said you can't use both, then the coupon probably reads "cannot be combined with other coupons" in fine print on the bottom. In which case you don't just "do two transactions" they can refuse to use the 2nd one at all that day because they know you're still the same customer, under limit 1 per customer. You really did make it more difficult by being cheap as hell trying to get $12 of food for $6 with a combination of coupons that aren't meant to be used together, and by just going against the grain and ringing it up weird. Sometimes a 12 inch sub uses more meat per inch, or different proportioning, it might not exactly be two 6 inch subs, and it probably costs a little less than two 6 inch subs at dollar per ounce too. Next time read the coupon and take it as literally as you can, I work at Chick-fil-a and it is annoying as hell when people come in and they're like "this is for a salad but I want a milkshake". Yeah, I have to take it, but damn, you're already getting free shit, why the fuck do you have to be so picky? Ugh, us fast fooders aren't any worse than the average customer, you'd be surprised some of the shit you try and do to us and how dumb YOU can sound, it goes both ways.

My favorite "the other Chick-fil-A let me substitute my kids meal fries for coleslaw, why won't you?" Well, they're independently owned, and a coleslaw can be substituted for a medium fry at no additional charge in any adult meal, so why the fuck would it be just as equal as a swap for a small fry in a kids meal? If the other Chick-fil-A lets you do it, go there, I already told you we don't, am I supposed to be like "Oh, oh my THEY let you? I'm sorry, I have to honor their store rules then and do it too." No you're fucking retarded, if I say no, don't argue, I am doing my job and I guarantee you I know how the menu and rules of my store work better than you do.

[BKgen®]

Are you Jewish? Who fights over $3.75 vs. $4.25? Jesus, it's just $.75.

Not that it matters at this point...


...but that's $.50.


just throwing it out there.

[87 Turbo II]

Not that it matters at this point...


...but that's $.50.


just throwing it out there.

lol he said $.75 above, I just rewrote it without thinking.


"well, a 6" chicken breast is $3.75...how is there $.75 tax on $3.75?" So I get the receipt and see she charged me $4.25.

I reread the sentence he used it in and realized he was right, it just threw me off. I concentrated more on my rant than doing 4th grade math.

[AdriSciontC]

Not that it matters at this point...


...but that's $.50.


just throwing it out there.

Awe mah baybee is soo smart... just sayin'

[quickdodge®]

Not that it matters at this point...


...but that's $.50.


just throwing it out there.

Lolol. +96. Not just throwing it out there. It just happened to land in your reps boxes. Later, QD.

[AirMax95]

The plot thickens....

[oneSLOWex]

LOL I bet the coupons dont allow you to use more than one at a time. All that over .75 cents. Im not sure who looked more retarded.

[man]

I would have only let you use one coupon. Was this a thread about education of fast-food workers or customers who need hooked on phonics? Pretty sure all subway coupons say one per customer per visit...

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

You're the retard in this case.

Most coupons limit one per customer and I bet that's why she told you, you can't use both at the same time.

Also the coupon was for a 6 inch sub, not a foot long. Even though you are great at comprehending 6 + 6 = 12 = 1 foot, you still are the retard that can't comprehend, buy ONE 6 inch sub, get a SECOND 6 inch sub, free.

[Ran]

1. 12" Sub /= 2x 6" Subs. Order two seperate six inch subs and use said coupon. This prevents you from looking like an @sshat after your 12" sub has been rung up as such.

2. "Coupon not valid with any other offers" means that you can't use it on the same purchase with another coupon. Confirm BEFOREHAND that you want to make two seperate purchases to ensure that things go smoothly instead of f*cking everything up at the end.

Sorry bro, but it really seems like you made the transaction more complicated than it needed to be. Next time read the coupons, follow them LITERALLY (don't expect them to figure out your little plan), and help things go smoothly.

[aguynamedpat]

Wow, big man. You were rude and talked down to someone because you are retarded. I now envy you.

If I were her, next time I saw you coming, you'd get a nice green loogie topped with fresh vagina hairs mixed in with your sandwich.

[BKgen®]

Wow, big man. You were rude and talked down to someone because you are retarded. I now envy you.

If I were her, next time I saw you coming, you'd get a nice green loogie topped with fresh vagina hairs mixed in with your sandwich.

Why green? Elaborate on your color choice.

[Njobe]

thread back fire? lol

[aguynamedpat]

Why green? Elaborate on your color choice.

The nastiest ones are always green?

[oneSLOWex]

Wow, big man. You were rude and talked down to someone because you are retarded. I now envy you.

If I were her, next time I saw you coming, you'd get a nice green loogie topped with fresh vagina hairs mixed in with your sandwich.
You have a vagina? :lmfao:

[Doppelgänger]

So why wouldnt you just order two 6 inch sandwhichs like the coupon calls for. Congragulations on making it complicated and being an asshole. Btw almost every coupon says one coupon per patron cannot be combined with any other offer. But I guess ur cheap ass can't read?


Are you Jewish? Who fights over $3.75 vs. $4.25? Jesus, it's just $.75. Also, yeah, you ordered it logically as 2 6 inch subs, but the coupon SAYS 2 6 inch subs, not a 12 inch sub. You should have asked before you got to the counter if you can do that. Yeah your situation should have been resolved better, but you did make it a little difficult by not follwoing the coupon literally. And if she said you can't use both, then the coupon probably reads "cannot be combined with other coupons" in fine print on the bottom. In which case you don't just "do two transactions" they can refuse to use the 2nd one at all that day because they know you're still the same customer, under limit 1 per customer. You really did make it more difficult by being cheap as hell trying to get $12 of food for $6 with a combination of coupons that aren't meant to be used together, and by just going against the grain and ringing it up weird. Sometimes a 12 inch sub uses more meat per inch, or different proportioning, it might not exactly be two 6 inch subs, and it probably costs a little less than two 6 inch subs at dollar per ounce too. Next time read the coupon and take it as literally as you can, I work at Chick-fil-a and it is annoying as hell when people come in and they're like "this is for a salad but I want a milkshake". Yeah, I have to take it, but damn, you're already getting free shit, why the fuck do you have to be so picky? Ugh, us fast fooders aren't any worse than the average customer, you'd be surprised some of the shit you try and do to us and how dumb YOU can sound, it goes both ways.

My favorite "the other Chick-fil-A let me substitute my kids meal fries for coleslaw, why won't you?" Well, they're independently owned, and a coleslaw can be substituted for a medium fry at no additional charge in any adult meal, so why the fuck would it be just as equal as a swap for a small fry in a kids meal? If the other Chick-fil-A lets you do it, go there, I already told you we don't, am I supposed to be like "Oh, oh my THEY let you? I'm sorry, I have to honor their store rules then and do it too." No you're fucking retarded, if I say no, don't argue, I am doing my job and I guarantee you I know how the menu and rules of my store work better than you do.


LOL I bet the coupons dont allow you to use more than one at a time. All that over .75 cents. Im not sure who looked more retarded.


Thanks for the laughs guys. Rather than throwing insults, let me point out that I never asked for the difference back. It's the concept that she could have asked what kinda of sandwich it was before just assuming. In all the times that I have used coupons at SubWay, no one has ever given a flyingfuck if I had more than one coupon or if I ordered a 12" sub on a buy one get one free deal.

Let me ask you this, if I go in and say 'I would like to order 2 6" subs on wheat'..you know what they're going to do? They are going to pull out a 12" piece of wheat and cut it in half. You know what is going to happen if I order a 12" sub? That's right, they cut it in half. Thin about that one?:doh:

BTW coupon did not say 'one per visit' or 'cannot be combined', it did say 'one percustomer' and I solved that by having my GF buy the 6" sub/chips/drink and I purchased the 12"....or wait... two 6" subs :rolleyes:

[oneSLOWex]

Thanks for the laughs guys. Rather than throwing insults, let me point out that I never asked for the difference back. It's the concept that she could have asked what kinda of sandwich it was before just assuming. In all the times that I have used coupons at SubWay, no one has ever given a flyingfuck if I had more than one coupon or if I ordered a 12" sub on a buy one get one free deal.

Let me ask you this, if I go in and say 'I would like to order 2 6" subs on wheat'..you know what they're going to do? They are going to pull out a 12" piece of wheat and cut it in half. You know what is going to happen if I order a 12" sub? That's right, they cut it in half. Thin about that one?:doh:

BTW coupon did not say 'one per visit' or 'cannot be combined', it did say 'one percustomer' and I solved that by having my GF buy the 6" sub/chips/drink and I purchased the 12"....or wait... two 6" subs :rolleyes:


Was it really worth what little you saved to go through all that?

[Doppelgänger]

Oh and guess what... I just went to lunch and grabbe another buy one get one 6" coupon and ordered a 12" and handed over the coupon and the guy behind the counter just rang it up with no problem.... like what has happened dozens of times that I've used such coupons :)

[Doppelgänger]

Was it really worth what little you saved to go through all that?
if i had known that it would turn into a big ordeal...no. but in the countless times that i have ordered a 12" and used that coupon , not once has anyone been confused nor have i been questioned.


i've worked in FF, i know what its like..nor did i ever give a shit if someone used multiple coupons.


btw, i love how everyone is assuming that said coupons said "one per customer, per visit, cannont be combined" when in fact they only said "one per customer".

[Ran]

In all the times that I have used coupons at SubWay, no one has ever given a flyingfuck if I had more than one coupon or if I ordered a 12" sub on a buy one get one free deal.Gotta keep your eye out for that one person that actually does what's instructed. :crazy:


Let me ask you this, if I go in and say 'I would like to order 2 6" subs on wheat'..you know what they're going to do? They are going to pull out a 12" piece of wheat and cut it in half. You know what is going to happen if I order a 12" sub? That's right, they cut it in half. Thin about that one?:doh:The point is the literal order. If you just clarify beforehand, it'll probably be taken care of as requested. To just assume as such was a fault of yours.


BTW coupon did not say 'one per visit' or 'cannot be combined', it did say 'one percustomer' and I solved that by having my GF buy the 6" sub/chips/drink and I purchased the 12"....or wait... two 6" subs :rolleyes:"One Per Customer" sums it up pretty well. Having your girlfriend ring up the other one was a good way of getting around the technicality.

Basically, if you have coupons and intend to try and work the system to your benefit, just tell them before hand. I'm not gonna flame you on the deal, but I think you kinda brought this one upon yourself despite the clerks inability to remember what you ordered. lol

[aguynamedpat]

Wow, big man. You were rude and talked down to someone because you are retarded. I now envy you.

If I were her, next time I saw you coming, you'd get a nice green loogie topped with fresh vagina hairs mixed in with your sandwich.


You have a vagina? :lmfao:

Reading > you

[Doppelgänger]

Well, let me ask you Nate...if you went to the fruit stand and bananas were "buy one get one free" and you saw two perfect bananas that were still attached...would you put each one in a seperate bag or are you going to toss them in one bag before heading to the cashier?

When cigs are buy one get one free at the gas station, do they hand you two individual packs or do they hand you two packs that have been bound together creating one neat little package?

[BABY J]

Did you get vinegar? I like it when they add a bit of it to my sammiches.

[man]

Did you get vinegar? I like it when they add a bit of it to my sammiches.

Got damn I love some vinegar on sammiches

[BABY J]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHIo4VruGZY

Just Sayin'

[Ran]

When cigs are buy one get one free at the gas station, do they hand you two individual packs or do they hand you two packs that have been bound together creating one neat little package?You're missing the point man. Subway has two different ways to order a sandwich. 6" and 12". If you order a 12", don't automatically expect the person there to automatically split it up for your coupon. A person with a bit of reasoning may do so, but if you simply let them know before they start your order, anyone will be able to piece things together for you.

"Hi, I'd like to get a 12" sub but can I get that totalled up as two 6" subs so that I can use my coupon?"

It's that simple.

[Doppelgänger]

Did you get vinegar? I like it when they add a bit of it to my sammiches.I do when I get a veggie..which isn't very much. Remember when they first started the $5 footlongs and the sweet onion chicken teryiaki was only $5? That was the best deal....and they they jacked the price up to $6.xx o nit. So now I order the chicken breast, which is a larger piece of chicken rather than the diced chicken and when they put toppings on it I request the sween onion sauce... and it comes out almost exactly like the SOCT.

[BABY J]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHIo4VruGZY

Just Sayin'


Wait - the OP prob walks in and says "Yes, I'd like to order one of your $15 dollar 3-Foot-Longs."

[Ran]

Ah, you douchebags. Now I want Subway.

[aguynamedpat]

Ah, you douchebags. Now I want Subway.

Yeah, no shit. This thread made up my mind whats for lunch.

[Doppelgänger]

You're missing the point man. Subway has two different ways to order a sandwich. 6" and 12". If you order a 12", don't automatically expect the person there to automatically split it up for your coupon. A person with a bit of reasoning may do so, but if you simply let them know before they start your order, anyone will be able to piece things together for you.

"Hi, I'd like to get 12" sub but can I get that totalled up as two 6" subs so that I can use my coupon?"

It's that simple.

This is true, but when it's never been an issue in year before..such thought process isn't deemed as needed and thus a routeine develops.


I should have just grabbed a plastic knife, cut the sandwich in half myself and said "here. There are my two 6" subs and here is my coupong for buy one 6" get one 6" for free".

[Me86Rob]

maybe you should read the bottom of the cupon next time you decided to be a douchebag. I know it says "only one per customer" or "this cupon not valid with any other offers"

jesus fuck you think she is the retard? Id rather lose a customer because he was being an idiot than get fired over an idiot customer. Think about it from her point. There is some skinny douchebag causing a scene because he cant read fine print on a cupon. So what does she do? Give in to your demands and lose her job, or tell you to fuck off. I know which one I have done when in her situation. You are the reason america is the worst fucking place to live.

[BABY J]

maybe you should read the bottom of the cupon next time you decided to be a douchebag. I know it says "only one per customer" or "this cupon not valid with any other offers"

jesus fuck you think she is the retard? Id rather lose a customer because he was being an idiot than get fired over an idiot customer. Think about it from her point. There is some skinny douchebag causing a scene because he cant read fine print on a cupon. So what does she do? Give in to your demands and lose her job, or tell you to fuck off. I know which one I have done when in her situation. You are the reason america is the worst fucking place to live.

Where else have you lived other than America?

[Doppelgänger]

Wait - the OP prob walks in and says "Yes, I'd like to order one of your $15 dollar 3-Foot-Longs."

Yup, I'd walk in and say "Yes, I would like three 12" subs" and before they ring me up I'd tell them I have a coupon for 3-12" subs for $15 ;)

[BABY J]

Wait - the OP prob walks in and says "Yes, I'd like to order one of your $15 dollar 3-Foot-Longs."

Fuck that - as long as we're spending we may as well order up one of their $20 dollar 4-foot-longs and have them split it up in 64ths. :goodjob:

[Ran]

This is true, but when it's never been an issue in year before..such thought process isn't deemed as needed and thus a routeine develops.Granted, but she might have been new. You never know.

Reminds me of the customers at QT when we had the "4x Pepsi 12-Packs for $10" and "4x Coke 12-Packs for $10" deals going at the same time. Customers always wanted to mix-and-match.

Cust: "Well can I get two Mountain Dews, a Pepsi, and a Diet Coke?"
Ran: "No, because Diet Coke is a Coke product. It has to be four Pepsi OR four Coke products."
Cust: "Well, what about two Mountain Dews, a Coke, and a Diet Coke?"
Ran: "Again, no because you can't mix and match."
Cust: "Why not?"
Ran: "Because that's not the f*cking deal you degenerate @sshat!"

Okay, so maybe I didn't say exactly those words but you get the picture.

[Doppelgänger]

maybe you should read the bottom of the cupon next time you decided to be a douchebag. I know it says "only one per customer" or "this cupon not valid with any other offers"

jesus fuck you think she is the retard? Id rather lose a customer because he was being an idiot than get fired over an idiot customer. Think about it from her point. There is some skinny douchebag causing a scene because he cant read fine print on a cupon. So what does she do? Give in to your demands and lose her job, or tell you to fuck off. I know which one I have done when in her situation. You are the reason america is the worst fucking place to live.

baaahahahahahahahahaha

I'm thinking the manager kept picking up his phone wodering "why can't this girl seem to know how to redeem a coupon?"

[Me86Rob]

Where else have you lived other than America?
ive lived nowhere else, but i cant wait to GTFO :goodjob:

this country is so corrupt its rediculous. One day, maybe you will see. If not, then I feel sorry for you. At this point, Id rather live in Ethiopia

[Doppelgänger]

QT example.

Yeah, it's pretty obvious when the product is from two different companies....feel sorry for people that don't get it.

[Me86Rob]

baaahahahahahahahahaha

I'm thinking the manager kept picking up his phone wodering "why can't this customer seem to know how to read the fine print on a coupon?"
fixed

[BABY J]

CASHIER: "Can I help you?"

Doppelgänger: "Yes - are you still doing the $5 foot longs??"

Doppelgänger: "Yessir - is that what you would like?"

Doppelgänger: "Yeah - let me have 4 inches of turkey on white, 1 inch of chicken terriyaki on Italian, 3.5 inches of Salami on rye, and the remaining mix it up... you decide. Oh yeah - double that to make it a $10 2-Foot-Long --- but don't cut it up please."

CASHIER:
http://seriouscustoms.com/lmao/bush_uhhh.gif

[Doppelgänger]

baaahahahahahahahahaha

I'm thinking the manager kept picking up his phone wodering "why can't this customer seem to know how to read the fine print on a coupon? Oh because I have redeemed coupons for people with no problems before..probably even this guy because he is a regular at my store."fixed

Answered :goodjob:

[BKgen®]

CASHIER: "Can I help you?"

Doppelgänger: "Yes - are you still doing the $5 foot longs??"

Doppelgänger: "Yessir - is that what you would like?"

Doppelgänger: "Yeah - let me have 4 inches of turkey on white, 1 inch of chicken terriyaki on Italian, 3.5 inches of Salami on rye, and the remaining mix it up... you decide. Oh yeah - double that to make it a $10 2-Foot-Long --- but don't cut it up please."

CASHIER:
http://seriouscustoms.com/lmao/bush_uhhh.gif

Holy shit :lmfao::lmfao:

[BABY J]

ive lived nowhere else, but i cant wait to GTFO :goodjob:

this country is so corrupt its rediculous. One day, maybe you will see. If not, then I feel sorry for you. At this point, Id rather live in Ethiopia

Go for it - the world is yours to conquer. I'll see you when you get back to the U.S. And I have lived in more countries than most people have lived cities. The only country I would move to is Australia.

Have fun in Ethiopia.:rolleyes:

[BKgen®]

I'd go to either Australia or Italy.

[Doppelgänger]

CASHIER: "Can I help you?"

Doppelgänger: "Yes - are you still doing the $5 foot longs??"

Doppelgänger: "Yessir - is that what you would like?"

Doppelgänger: "Yeah - let me have 4 inches of turkey on white, 1 inch of chicken terriyaki on Italian, 3.5 inches of Salami on rye, and the remaining mix it up... you decide. Oh yeah - double that to make it a $10 2-Foot-Long --- but don't cut it up please."

CASHIER:
http://seriouscustoms.com/lmao/bush_uhhh.gif

Yeah.... because that is COMPLETELY what I was trying to do :lmfao:

Now it would have been a completely different story if I had wanted two different 6" subs...in such case they would have been made as seperate orders......but i'm sure you didn't know that. :goodjob:

[BABY J]

WAITRESS: "Welcome to O'Charley's!!"

Doppelgänger: "Hi - do you still have the free bread?"

WAITRESS: "Yes - we bring it out as soon as you make an order."

Doppelgänger: *rubs hands together* "SAWEEEET!!!!!! I LOVE your bread. Let me have a sweet tea and an order of fries please."

* meal comes out, he totally demolishes 142 honey rolls with butter -- hasn't touched the fries and tea. *

WAITRESS: * 10 mins later * "Is everything okay???"

Doppelgänger: "Naah - the tea isn't the greatest - and the fries don't taste very well. Can you take those off my check please? Oh - can I have a to-go box and another round of rolls. You've been great... goodbye.

* leaves no tip *

WAITRESS:
http://seriouscustoms.com/lmao/bush_uhhh.gif

[Ran]

CASHIER: "Can I help you?"

Doppelgänger: "Yes - are you still doing the $5 foot longs??"

Doppelgänger: "Yessir - is that what you would like?"

Doppelgänger: "Yeah - let me have 4 inches of turkey on white, 1 inch of chicken terriyaki on Italian, 3.5 inches of Salami on rye, and the remaining mix it up... you decide. Oh yeah - double that to make it a $10 2-Foot-Long --- but don't cut it up please."

CASHIER:
http://seriouscustoms.com/lmao/bush_uhhh.gif


WAITRESS: "Welcome to O'Charley's!!"

Doppelgänger: "Hi - do you still have the free bread?"

WAITRESS: "Yes - we bring it out as soon as you make an order."

Doppelgänger: *rubs hands together* "SAWEEEET!!!!!! I LOVE your bread. Let me have a sweet tea and an order of fries please."

* meal comes out, he totally demolishes 142 honey rolls with butter -- hasn't touched the fries and tea. *

WAITRESS: * 10 mins later * "Is everything okay???"

Doppelgänger: "Naah - the tea isn't the greatest - and the fries don't taste very well. Can you take those off my check please? Oh - can I have a to-go box and another round of rolls. You've been great... goodbye.

* leaves no tip *

WAITRESS:
http://seriouscustoms.com/lmao/bush_uhhh.gifOMFG I lol'd :lmfao:

+30 for the funniest sh*t I have read in a while.

[ironchef]

I understand the principle behind your train of thought, and I agree with it. However, in this instance I think you made too big of a deal with things.

[BABY J]

LMFAO -- man your screen-name is now an adjective --- we are gonna get you added to Webster's.

Doppelgängered - v. To get so pumped full of confusion by some1 that it fucks up the rest of your day.

Example:

QD: Damn Baby J --- you don't look so good.

BABY J: Man - I was at the DMV trying to register my car and that bitch had a 1 mile list of shit that I needed to get done that I ALREADY had gotten done. STILL didn't get the fucking registration.

QD: Damn man ... looks like the DMV straight Doppelgängered your ass.

BABY J: troo troo

[Ran]

Doppelgängered - v. To get so pumped full of confusion that it fucks up the rest of yoru day.:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[Me86Rob]

Answered :goodjob:
so just because you go in the store more often then others, means the rules dont apply to you? if thats how shit works, then sammich can do whatever the fuck he wants on this site

here is a good example from the other end.
I used to work at a small, family owned/operated pizza place. We ran a special each thursday, where you could come in and get up to 6 slices of cheese pizza for $1 each, per family, for dine in only. So, what would people do? they would sit in the car, have their kids come in and order 6 slices. Their total would be $6.25. Then the parents would come in, and try to order the same, and would be confused when it was nearly $10. 6 PER FAMILY. no way around it. Then people would order 6 slices for dine in, and after they pay, they would say "oh can i get that to go" and I would respond "yes let me ring up your new total"

Basically, what it boils down to is YOU wanted something for free, and when you didnt get it, you bullied the girl, THAT WAS DOING HER JOB, into giving you what you wanted. I hope you feel great about yourself, you fucking prick.

[Ran]

I used to work at a small, family owned/operated pizza place. We ran a special each thursday, where you could come in and get up to 6 slices of cheese pizza for $1 each, per family, for dine in only. So, what would people do? they would sit in the car, have their kids come in and order 6 slices. Their total would be $6.25. Then the parents would come in, and try to order the same, and would be confused when it was nearly $10. 6 PER FAMILY. no way around it. Then people would order 6 slices for dine in, and after they pay, they would say "oh can i get that to go" and I would respond "yes let me ring up your new total"Haha, nice eye.

[ekcivic1991]

dude give her a break i just started working somewhere in retail and i hate when people try and act intelligent and think they found a "secret" loophole. I mean coupons are straight foward you get what the hell they say.

[oneSLOWex]

Reading > you
LULz being funny I was

[87 Turbo II]

dude give her a break i just started working somewhere in retail and i hate when people try and act intelligent and think they found a "secret" loophole. I mean coupons are straight foward you get what the hell they say.

unfortunately at Chick fil A, if a customer insists, we basically have to use the coupons as the value of the free item. IF it says buy a Large Coke Zero and a medium fruit cup and get a Cahrgrilled sandwich (3.45) for free, you can buy any large coke product, the fruit cup, and get $3.45 off of whatever item you add to the order after that if you don't want the chargrilled sandwich. I hate how people abuse this when they're getting something free. you tell me I get a free ______ , then GREAT! I will take it as is or refuse the offer altogether, I don't htink people have a right ot get pissy and picky over something that they're getting a deal on anyway. I'll even get people who will order $40 of food, and use ALL 12 of the callendars ($35 worht of coupons) basically as cash off of the big order. (this years calendar, all the coupons are for free shit, none of that buy this and get that free b.s.)

[Ran]

You tell me I get a free ______ , then GREAT! I will take it as is or refuse the offer altogether, I don't think people have a right to get pissy and picky over something that they're getting a deal on anyway.Hero Post

[87 Turbo II]

Hero Post

Do you mean hero like a super hero. Or Hero as in make fun of how Asians say hello? I can't tell if you're saying something is off with my grammar or if I hit the nail on the head, but the grammar looks fine. So, success?

[Ran]

reads fine to me.I was complimenting your stance on the subject matter. lol

[87 Turbo II]

I was complimenting your stance on the subject matter. lol

yeah, realized that, check my edit, it's kind of funny. I was just a little Doppelgangered (confused).

[Ran]

I was just a little Doppelgangered (confused).:lmfao:

[Doppelgänger]

You guys don't know how hard I am laughing over here :rofl:

[Ran]

You guys don't know how hard I am laughing over here :rofl:We still love you. Even if you are a nit-picky little b@stard. :D

[Doppelgänger]

We still love you. Even if you are a nit-picky little b@stard. :D

<3... for you....and maybe JM.

[Kevykev]

F those types of coupons. They are clearly Sales Numbers Driven (made that one up). It forces the customer to spend a certain dollar amount.

Buy something that Cost $6.00 then buy 2 other things that you might not of initially wanted and we'll give you that ohter thing for free.

Bitches make you work for discounts.

[ISAtlanta300]

Basically, what it boils down to is YOU wanted something for free, and when you didnt get it, you bullied the girl, THAT WAS DOING HER JOB, into giving you what you wanted. I hope you feel great about yourself, you fucking prick.

This.....

[skacore]

You suck

[BABY J]

yeah, realized that, check my edit, it's kind of funny. I was just a little Doppelgangered (confused).


I see what you did there.:ninja::lmfao:

[98blackcivic]

somewhere out there, some chick had a horrible day @ work

i lol'd

[Kevykev]

QD: Damn man ... looks like the DMV straight Doppelgängered your ass.

BABY J: troo troo

:lmfao::lmfao:

a new household name!

[XanRules]

So why wouldnt you just order two 6 inch sandwhichs like the coupon calls for. Congragulations on making it complicated and being an asshole. Btw almost every coupon says one coupon per patron cannot be combined with any other offer. But I guess ur cheap ass can't read?


Are you Jewish? Who fights over $3.75 vs. $4.25? Jesus, it's just $.75. Also, yeah, you ordered it logically as 2 6 inch subs, but the coupon SAYS 2 6 inch subs, not a 12 inch sub. You should have asked before you got to the counter if you can do that. Yeah your situation should have been resolved better, but you did make it a little difficult by not follwoing the coupon literally. And if she said you can't use both, then the coupon probably reads "cannot be combined with other coupons" in fine print on the bottom. In which case you don't just "do two transactions" they can refuse to use the 2nd one at all that day because they know you're still the same customer, under limit 1 per customer. You really did make it more difficult by being cheap as hell trying to get $12 of food for $6 with a combination of coupons that aren't meant to be used together, and by just going against the grain and ringing it up weird. Sometimes a 12 inch sub uses more meat per inch, or different proportioning, it might not exactly be two 6 inch subs, and it probably costs a little less than two 6 inch subs at dollar per ounce too. Next time read the coupon and take it as literally as you can, I work at Chick-fil-a and it is annoying as hell when people come in and they're like "this is for a salad but I want a milkshake". Yeah, I have to take it, but damn, you're already getting free shit, why the fuck do you have to be so picky? Ugh, us fast fooders aren't any worse than the average customer, you'd be surprised some of the shit you try and do to us and how dumb YOU can sound, it goes both ways.

My favorite "the other Chick-fil-A let me substitute my kids meal fries for coleslaw, why won't you?" Well, they're independently owned, and a coleslaw can be substituted for a medium fry at no additional charge in any adult meal, so why the fuck would it be just as equal as a swap for a small fry in a kids meal? If the other Chick-fil-A lets you do it, go there, I already told you we don't, am I supposed to be like "Oh, oh my THEY let you? I'm sorry, I have to honor their store rules then and do it too." No you're fucking retarded, if I say no, don't argue, I am doing my job and I guarantee you I know how the menu and rules of my store work better than you do.


Wow, big man. You were rude and talked down to someone because you are retarded. I now envy you.

If I were her, next time I saw you coming, you'd get a nice green loogie topped with fresh vagina hairs mixed in with your sandwich.


so just because you go in the store more often then others, means the rules dont apply to you? if thats how shit works, then sammich can do whatever the fuck he wants on this site

here is a good example from the other end.
I used to work at a small, family owned/operated pizza place. We ran a special each thursday, where you could come in and get up to 6 slices of cheese pizza for $1 each, per family, for dine in only. So, what would people do? they would sit in the car, have their kids come in and order 6 slices. Their total would be $6.25. Then the parents would come in, and try to order the same, and would be confused when it was nearly $10. 6 PER FAMILY. no way around it. Then people would order 6 slices for dine in, and after they pay, they would say "oh can i get that to go" and I would respond "yes let me ring up your new total"

Basically, what it boils down to is YOU wanted something for free, and when you didnt get it, you bullied the girl, THAT WAS DOING HER JOB, into giving you what you wanted. I hope you feel great about yourself, you fucking prick.
These are awesome. Actually this whole thread is full of awesome that I didn't quote.
This thread is full of awesome - none of which is coming from Doppelganger.

[RL...]

I once had a job years ago working at pizza hut, and while placing an order the first thing out of the customers mouth asked "what comes on a cheese pizza"

[Kevykev]

Wait? Was this a Thread Backfire?

Ahh man, if it is.....I feel or him. Those aren't good at all.

[BABY J]

This one is well worth the read - LOL

[Ran]

See Page-3 for funnehz.

[Humphrizzle]

customer service should always be number one in the fast food industry.. the manager is a retard and should understand by pissing off a customer and making the entire store look bad and hold up people stopping by a quick sandwich shop, this would make the customer rethink their decision on their choice of eatery.

[PSINXS]

i think this is y the coupons say Do not combine with any other offer.

[Doppelgänger]

OK, not that anyone who was getting all pissy will come back in here but... after re-reading this, I see something wrong here. I'm going to say that all of you who are coming in to say "you're just being an asshole" "you're don't have to be mean" "poor girl" and anything along those lines. It seems as if you forget that when typing conversations, only words in quotations (" ") are what has taken place in the typed conversation. It seems like some of what I typed that were thoughts about what was going on, not actualy words in my conversation were taken as what I actually said. But I have to remember that this is IA where people are quick to be keyboard cowboys and make a fast reply before questioning what they're reading and checking for correct punctuation and use of the English language....because 80% of people posting on here lack such knowledge of such details and simply don't care to pick up on small details before getting all up in arms.

Maybe if I simplify some things... or what you call cliffs, it will sink in...

-Place order for food.
-hand over two coupons.
-cashier says I cannot use both coupons.
-my GF pays for ONE meal using ONE coupon but girl cannot figure out how to redeem said SubWay-issued coupon
-Takes several minutes to figure out how to apply ONE coupon to ONE purchase
-My turn to pay for ME to pay for my ONE item using ONE coupon.
-girl refuses to use "Buy one get one free 6" sub coupon on a single 12" sub..which is just two identical 6" subs wrapped up together and that "if you need to take the sandwich out of the wrapper and wrap each half up as seperate 6" subs then do so". Yes I did say that, but in a very calm and patient tone..even with a little laugh to try to break up the situation.
-Girl finally accepts coupon, but keeps trying to ring up purchase as 12" sub
-Finally get it run up, but am now overcharged for a different sandwich
-Point out error in money charged but don't care to get difference back nad go sit down and eat.
-time spent at register..about 10min.

At no time did I raise my voice, yell, curse, point, or get angry. I probably did have a tone of frustration as I pointd out the overcharge, but no loudly or rudely. I was more than calm and collective the entire time. OK so fine, I couldn't use two coupns this time, so I handed one off to my GF and she made a seperate transaction..but deal. What does it matter if I use two coupons and I use one and my GF uses one and we pay for our food seperately. No point in trying to start this whole "you were using two coupons" bullshit...that issue was resolved with out me contecting it..and if you're still holding onto that arguement...well, i'm sorry that's all you can focus on. I'm also going to say that it seems a lot of people don't know that when dealing with any customer service-related jobs that the fewer words you use the easier things *should* be. Keep shit short and to the point. Which of the following situations leave more room for error and complication-

1) Yes, I would like to order two 6" chicken breast subs. Both on honey wheat. On that one I want lettuce, tomato, pickle, mayo and sweet onion sauce. (in typical SubWay tradition, they will then push that sub down, wrap it up and pull the next sandwich over in front of the toppings). On this one I want lettuse, tomato, picke, mayo and sweet onion sauce.

At this point, the two chicken breast subs will be wrapped seperately and put next to the other 6" chicken teryiaki sub I ordered...making a pile of three 6" subs. This will now turn into "which is which?" so now we are left figuring out which is the teryiaki to go as one meal and not be confused as me trying to buy one 6" chicken breas and trying to get the 6" teryiaki for free or something dumb like that.

2) I want one 12" chicken breast sandwich with lettuce, tomato, pickle, mayo and sweet onion sauce.

Now we have one 12" sub...or if you want to get technical...two identical 6" subs wrapped in a single piece of wax paper.. and one 6" teryiaki sub which makes making two transactions much easier when it comes to showing which sandwich is for what transation.

[Doppelgänger]

i think this is y the coupons say Do not combine with any other offer.


I'm using you as an example as reading/thread comprehension gone bad. It was already said that when I was told I couldn't do such, that I made one purchase and that my GF made the other purchase, thus not violating the "fine print" because each item and coupon was used by a different person.

[thecrazyone]

So why wouldnt you just order two 6 inch sandwhichs like the coupon calls for. Congragulations on making it complicated and being an asshole. Btw almost every coupon says one coupon per patron cannot be combined with any other offer. But I guess ur cheap ass can't read?


LOL I bet the coupons dont allow you to use more than one at a time. All that over .75 cents. Im not sure who looked more retarded.


You're the retard in this case.

Most coupons limit one per customer and I bet that's why she told you, you can't use both at the same time.

Also the coupon was for a 6 inch sub, not a foot long. Even though you are great at comprehending 6 + 6 = 12 = 1 foot, you still are the retard that can't comprehend, buy ONE 6 inch sub, get a SECOND 6 inch sub, free.


Wow, big man. You were rude and talked down to someone because you are retarded. I now envy you.

If I were her, next time I saw you coming, you'd get a nice green loogie topped with fresh vagina hairs mixed in with your sandwich.


all of this.

[BABY J]

OK, not that anyone who was getting all pissy will come back in here but... after re-reading this, I see something wrong here. I'm going to say that all of you who are coming in to say "you're just being an asshole" "you're don't have to be mean" "poor girl" and anything along those lines. It seems as if you forget that when typing conversations, only words in quotations (" ") are what has taken place in the typed conversation. It seems like some of what I typed that were thoughts about what was going on, not actualy words in my conversation were taken as what I actually said. But I have to remember that this is IA where people are quick to be keyboard cowboys and make a fast reply before questioning what they're reading and checking for correct punctuation and use of the English language....because 80% of people posting on here lack such knowledge of such details and simply don't care to pick up on small details before getting all up in arms.

Maybe if I simplify some things... or what you call cliffs, it will sink in...

-Place order for food.
-hand over two coupons.
-cashier says I cannot use both coupons.
-my GF pays for ONE meal using ONE coupon but girl cannot figure out how to redeem said SubWay-issued coupon
-Takes several minutes to figure out how to apply ONE coupon to ONE purchase
-My turn to pay for ME to pay for my ONE item using ONE coupon.
-girl refuses to use "Buy one get one free 6" sub coupon on a single 12" sub..which is just two identical 6" subs wrapped up together and that "if you need to take the sandwich out of the wrapper and wrap each half up as seperate 6" subs then do so". Yes I did say that, but in a very calm and patient tone..even with a little laugh to try to break up the situation.
-Girl finally accepts coupon, but keeps trying to ring up purchase as 12" sub
-Finally get it run up, but am now overcharged for a different sandwich
-Point out error in money charged but don't care to get difference back nad go sit down and eat.
-time spent at register..about 10min.

At no time did I raise my voice, yell, curse, point, or get angry. I probably did have a tone of frustration as I pointd out the overcharge, but no loudly or rudely. I was more than calm and collective the entire time. OK so fine, I couldn't use two coupns this time, so I handed one off to my GF and she made a seperate transaction..but deal. What does it matter if I use two coupons and I use one and my GF uses one and we pay for our food seperately. No point in trying to start this whole "you were using two coupons" bullshit...that issue was resolved with out me contecting it..and if you're still holding onto that arguement...well, i'm sorry that's all you can focus on. I'm also going to say that it seems a lot of people don't know that when dealing with any customer service-related jobs that the fewer words you use the easier things *should* be. Keep shit short and to the point. Which of the following situations leave more room for error and complication-

1) Yes, I would like to order two 6" chicken breast subs. Both on honey wheat. On that one I want lettuce, tomato, pickle, mayo and sweet onion sauce. (in typical SubWay tradition, they will then push that sub down, wrap it up and pull the next sandwich over in front of the toppings). On this one I want lettuse, tomato, picke, mayo and sweet onion sauce.

At this point, the two chicken breast subs will be wrapped seperately and put next to the other 6" chicken teryiaki sub I ordered...making a pile of three 6" subs. This will now turn into "which is which?" so now we are left figuring out which is the teryiaki to go as one meal and not be confused as me trying to buy one 6" chicken breas and trying to get the 6" teryiaki for free or something dumb like that.

2) I want one 12" chicken breast sandwich with lettuce, tomato, pickle, mayo and sweet onion sauce.

Now we have one 12" sub...or if you want to get technical...two identical 6" subs wrapped in a single piece of wax paper.. and one 6" teryiaki sub which makes making two transactions much easier when it comes to showing which sandwich is for what transation.

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive dollar foot lonnnnnnnnngs.

4 calling birds...

3 french hens...

2 turtle doves...

and a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

* bows *

[thecrazyone]

OK, not that anyone who was getting all pissy will come back in here but... after re-reading this, I see something wrong here. I'm going to say that all of you who are coming in to say "you're just being an asshole" "you're don't have to be mean" "poor girl" and anything along those lines. It seems as if you forget that when typing conversations, only words in quotations (" ") are what has taken place in the typed conversation. It seems like some of what I typed that were thoughts about what was going on, not actualy words in my conversation were taken as what I actually said. But I have to remember that this is IA where people are quick to be keyboard cowboys and make a fast reply before questioning what they're reading and checking for correct punctuation and use of the English language....because 80% of people posting on here lack such knowledge of such details and simply don't care to pick up on small details before getting all up in arms.

Maybe if I simplify some things... or what you call cliffs, it will sink in...

-Place order for food.
-hand over two coupons.
-cashier says I cannot use both coupons.
-my GF pays for ONE meal using ONE coupon but girl cannot figure out how to redeem said SubWay-issued coupon
-Takes several minutes to figure out how to apply ONE coupon to ONE purchase
-My turn to pay for ME to pay for my ONE item using ONE coupon.
-girl refuses to use "Buy one get one free 6" sub coupon on a single 12" sub..which is just two identical 6" subs wrapped up together and that "if you need to take the sandwich out of the wrapper and wrap each half up as seperate 6" subs then do so". Yes I did say that, but in a very calm and patient tone..even with a little laugh to try to break up the situation.
-Girl finally accepts coupon, but keeps trying to ring up purchase as 12" sub
-Finally get it run up, but am now overcharged for a different sandwich
-Point out error in money charged but don't care to get difference back nad go sit down and eat.
-time spent at register..about 10min.

At no time did I raise my voice, yell, curse, point, or get angry. I probably did have a tone of frustration as I pointd out the overcharge, but no loudly or rudely. I was more than calm and collective the entire time. OK so fine, I couldn't use two coupns this time, so I handed one off to my GF and she made a seperate transaction..but deal. What does it matter if I use two coupons and I use one and my GF uses one and we pay for our food seperately. No point in trying to start this whole "you were using two coupons" bullshit...that issue was resolved with out me contecting it..and if you're still holding onto that arguement...well, i'm sorry that's all you can focus on. I'm also going to say that it seems a lot of people don't know that when dealing with any customer service-related jobs that the fewer words you use the easier things *should* be. Keep shit short and to the point. Which of the following situations leave more room for error and complication-

1) Yes, I would like to order two 6" chicken breast subs. Both on honey wheat. On that one I want lettuce, tomato, pickle, mayo and sweet onion sauce. (in typical SubWay tradition, they will then push that sub down, wrap it up and pull the next sandwich over in front of the toppings). On this one I want lettuse, tomato, picke, mayo and sweet onion sauce.

At this point, the two chicken breast subs will be wrapped seperately and put next to the other 6" chicken teryiaki sub I ordered...making a pile of three 6" subs. This will now turn into "which is which?" so now we are left figuring out which is the teryiaki to go as one meal and not be confused as me trying to buy one 6" chicken breas and trying to get the 6" teryiaki for free or something dumb like that.

2) I want one 12" chicken breast sandwich with lettuce, tomato, pickle, mayo and sweet onion sauce.

Now we have one 12" sub...or if you want to get technical...two identical 6" subs wrapped in a single piece of wax paper.. and one 6" teryiaki sub which makes making two transactions much easier when it comes to showing which sandwich is for what transation.

didnt read any of this.

but who types that much over subway???

i think you probably looked like the jew/asshat/douche at the counter shit i would have been happy to pay under 7 bucks for 3 6" and chips and drink, your an idiot.

[Doppelgänger]

didnt read any of this.

but who types that much over subway???

i think you probably looked like the jew/asshat/douche at the counter shit i would have been happy to pay under 7 bucks for 3 6" and chips and drink, your an idiot.


...and I see your reply as "I'm am one of those ignorant people who replies without reading". I'd bet you're the same kind of person who gets pulled over by the police and immediately starts proclaiming "I didn't do anything. Why am I getting pulled over? I ain't do nuthin'" when in fact you just ran a red light, crossing three lanes of traffic without signaling and while doing 20mph over the speed limit and then go to court and aruge with the judge that "I ain't done nutin' wrong". I can hear it now, when you were in school and they handed you a thing called a "book" and you pushed it away saying "I ain't reading that...there be too many words n' stuff...it gonna give me uh headach". Great logic there, bubba. I bet your bank loves you when they make an extra $35 bucks off ya for an overdraft or when you get double charged for items at the grocery store. I would say please come buy some serives from the place I work at so I can overcharger you and watch you walk away with a smile....


The fact that it's SubWay is kind of a moot-point. It's the fact that if you choose a job, at least give a damn about it. If you're new and don't know what you are doing, say so and apologize and request help from someone else at the job who knows how to do X Y Z. Been there, done that... it's not that hard.

[Jecht]

Reading this thread was very entertaining.

[Doppelgänger]

Very. I find the whole situation humorus now. A little frustrated when all I wanted to do was eat. But what is even more funny is the difference in replies between here and another forum I posted this on. On that forum...oh how can I put this....people are a little more educated, and the replies are a night and day difference....further proving my point that majority of the people who post on IA were putting the square peg in the triangular hole as a small child. But it's OK, a lot of people these days are bringing down overall intelligence so that things seem much more 'normal'....

[BABY J]

Oh Lord. There are lots of intelligent people here - but this is the WL. You know what happens in here. People are just giving you shit - relax man. Idk if I would have done anything different, other than the fact that I never have coupon for any place other than Steak N Shake.

[Doppelgänger]

Oh Lord. There are lots of intelligent people here - but this is the WL. You know what happens in here. People are just giving you shit - relax man. Idk if I would have done anything different, other than the fact that I never have coupon for any place other than Steak N Shake.

Oh, I wasn't directing that at you... I can tell who is having fun posting, having fun with the situation , who is generally offended and who is just plain stupid. I can tell you're just pulling shit out of left field to post up in here :screwy::taun: Do you think that I don't know that replying is just keeping the thread going? ;) I mean, I know you're not one of those dumb people who press buttons harder on your TV remote because the batteries are dying.....

[BABY J]

^^

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/MUSIC_MAESTRO/12-14.jpg

[AirMax95]

The WL is not serious.....

This thread was hilarious....

Subway is pretty fucking good....

12" sub = 2 6" subs.....she shoulda just rung the shit up for the coupon. It's not like bread has a SKU/barcode to scan....

Subway should deliver.

That is all.

[thecrazyone]

...and I see your reply as "I'm am one of those ignorant people who replies without reading". I'd bet you're the same kind of person who gets pulled over by the police and immediately starts proclaiming "I didn't do anything. Why am I getting pulled over? I ain't do nuthin'" when in fact you just ran a red light, crossing three lanes of traffic without signaling and while doing 20mph over the speed limit and then go to court and aruge with the judge that "I ain't done nutin' wrong". I can hear it now, when you were in school and they handed you a thing called a "book" and you pushed it away saying "I ain't reading that...there be too many words n' stuff...it gonna give me uh headach". Great logic there, bubba. I bet your bank loves you when they make an extra $35 bucks off ya for an overdraft or when you get double charged for items at the grocery store. I would say please come buy some serives from the place I work at so I can overcharger you and watch you walk away with a smile....

lol nice try dumbass, your pathetic for typing that up.

[Doppelgänger]

^^

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/MUSIC_MAESTRO/12-14.jpg

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/7/128679023090110274.jpg

[Doppelgänger]

lol nice try dumbass, your pathetic for typing that up.

I can see you now...

http://www.luisescobarblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/computer-stupid.jpg

[Njobe]

I can see you now...

http://www.luisescobarblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/computer-stupid.jpg
:goodjob:

[87 Turbo II]

lol nice try dumbass, your pathetic for typing that up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBdSl7yeIiw

[Kevykev]

So many pages of shit??

I DEMAND that I get PMed a Coupon, Coupon code or Gift Certificate or something comparable !!!!!!!!

[smokeyj]

hahahahahah really? you bitch over .50 cent and sat your ass in there and ate 18 inches worth of sandwich a bag of chips no telling how many refills you got on your drink

shut your bitching up at the end of the day you got 12 inches of meat in your mouth for free

[BABY J]

hahahahahah really? you bitch over .50 cent and sat your ass in there and ate 18 inches worth of sandwich a bag of chips no telling how many refills you got on your drink

shut your bitching up at the end of the day you got 12 inches of meat in your mouth for free

Leave me and my cock outta this... wait. Never mind.

[thecrazyone]

I can see you now...

http://www.luisescobarblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/computer-stupid.jpg

o yea cause i totally get butthurt over what some fag says on the web. :rolleyes:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBdSl7yeIiw

really a your and you're joke? its a forum, home of run on sentences i used "lol" for goodness sakes, shit.

im not typing up my Harvard acceptance am i? :lmfao:

[Doppelgänger]

hahahahahah really? you bitch over .50 cent and sat your ass in there and ate 18 inches worth of sandwich a bag of chips no telling how many refills you got on your drink

shut your bitching up at the end of the day you got 12 inches of meat in your mouth for free

Cool story....bro.


BTW, I think I saw your mom in there. She used one of those "Buy three 12" subs for $12 coupons", bought all the cookies and finished it all off with 32 refilles of Diet Coke....in a small cup. She might not be such a fatass if she didn't drink all that Diet Coke.

[Doppelgänger]

o yea cause i totally get butthurt over what some fag says on the web. :rolleyes:




...says the one who comes posts in a thread with "I'm not reading your posts but I'll throw insults anyway because I'm a big boy now and can pee-pee in the toilet without any help" attitude.:doh:

[smokeyj]

Cool story....bro.


BTW, I think I saw your mom in there. She used one of those "Buy three 12" subs for $12 coupons", bought all the cookies and finished it all off with 32 refilles of Diet Coke....in a small cup. She might not be such a fatass if she didn't drink all that Diet Coke.

hahahaha again really, that might be true and what not but there is one major flaw in your attempt to try and clown me and or my mother {I think}. 1st of all everyone who has read your thread knows that the last thing you would be doing is thinking. 2nd be sure of your insults dont just say you think, so you can back out of it later. 3rd even if this all is true about my mom she didnt bitch about .50 cent and it still doesnt negate the fact that you had 12" of free meat in your mouth

O and p.s. I hope you are looking for a job at subway Rocket Scientist you seem to know all about them

[smokeyj]

Leave me and my cock outta this... wait. Never mind.

hahahahahahah Baby J control your bitches you got lay the pimp hand down sometimes and let them know subway foot longs aint free

[Ran]

So, who wants a sandwich? Doppelgänger's buying.