Let me present a situation and you pretend you are behing the counter of a SubWay.

You take my order, a 12" chicken brest on honey wheat and a 6" chicken teriyaki on wheat. You make the sandwiches and get ready to ring it up. But before you do I had you one coupon for "Free 6" sub with purchase of medium drink and chips" and one "buy one 6" sub and get another free".

What do you do?

In my case lastnight, the girl stands there like I just stuck a gun to her face. She couldn't comprehend what to do. First thing she said was "you cannot use both coupons". Ok, so now I'll make you do more work by making two seperate purchases....how's that for you? Really? You would rather have me stand here and hold up the line to make two transactions rather than just using both coupons at once? OK, whatever. So now she goes and calls the manager to ask what to do. Oh Jesus [facepalm]. So she takes another 5 minutes to figure out how to ring up a coupon for "get a sub with drink and chips". There are like 4 people in line by this point and only 2 people running the place at 7pm in the evening...one of them is stuck pushing buttons at a register. Not smart planning.

So anyway. She eventually figures it out. Now for the fun part. She rings up the 12" sub as a 12" sub. I present my other coupon for "buy one 6" get one 6" free" and she refuses to take it saying that I ordered a 12" sub. DUH... 6" + 6" = 12"!!!!!! O M F G {more facepalming}. So I tell her to unwrap the sandwich, cut it in hald and wrap each 6"...and bingo! you'll have two 6" subs to use with the coupon. Nope.. she couldn't grasp that concept either....to her, I still ordered a 12" sub and can't use the coupon. By this point I'm not kidding when I say I've been stand at the register for 8-10 minutes. So I ask her "well how do I use this coupon?" and she simply cannot answer me....and calls the manager...again...comes back and says "I'll do it this time, but we normall don't do this". DONT DO WHAT?!!?!?! USE COUPONS?!?! My God girl, given how lost you are, if I had ordered two 6" chicken breast subs with the same toppings you would have probably thought I was a retard for ordering it like that... was it not any easier to order a damn 12" sub??!?!?!?!?!?!? So she rings me up, the customers are looking at their prepared food sitting on the counter and the total comes to $4.55. So I start thinking "well, a 6" chicken breast is $3.75...how is there $.75 tax on $3.75?" So I get the receipt and see she charged me $4.25. Oh great... here we go. So I tell her sternly "a 6" chicken breast is $3.75...not $4.25" and she says "you got a chicken teryiaki". Holy shit... in the 10minutes we've been going over this you forgot what I ordered, assumed another thing and just charged me rather than asking? So she starts to say something but by this point I don't care to deal with it anymore and just tell them "to forget about it and leave me alone" and go sit down and eat. Of course this takes so long that now my sandwich is no longer hot.

Idiots.