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Catnip
10-01-2009, 12:28 PM
EVERY GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING TIME I WASH MY CAR, THE NEIGHBOR MOWS HIS LAWN THE NEXT DAY.


THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

S2KJD
10-01-2009, 12:28 PM
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:sorry but :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Sammich
10-01-2009, 12:28 PM
I SEE WHAT HE DID THERE

BluesClues
10-01-2009, 12:28 PM
It's a conspiracy :ninja:

oneSLOWex
10-01-2009, 12:29 PM
EVERY GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING TIME I WASH MY CAR, THE NEIGHBOR MOWS HIS LAWN THE NEXT DAY.


THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

happens to me ALL the fucking time. I said something to him about it and he said he was sorry...told me he would knock on my door before he mows again and my car is there. One more time and his yard is gonna be DEAD.

Sammich
10-01-2009, 12:30 PM
One more time and his yard is gonna be DEAD.
GOTA SEE HOW YOU KILL A YARD:lmfao:

Doppelgänger
10-01-2009, 12:30 PM
Houses with garage space for your car > you

I love pulling into my nice 2-car when i'm done washing my car, it makes drying it off and waxing soo much nicer.

Ziptied
10-01-2009, 12:31 PM
Oh, my bad, I didnt know camaro's were supposed to be clean, I figured I was doing you a favor....









see what I did there?

Skorcher
10-01-2009, 12:32 PM
Houses with garage space for your car > you

I love pulling into my nice 2-car when i'm done washing my car, it makes drying it off and waxing soo much nicer.

Q4T

Catnip
10-01-2009, 12:32 PM
Oh, my bad, I didnt know camaro's were supposed to be clean, I figured I was doing you a favor....









see what I did there?

Oh, my bad, I didn't know a 1jz in a 2jz OEM car doubled the value.





see what I did there?

oneSLOWex
10-01-2009, 12:33 PM
GOTA SEE HOW YOU KILL A YARD:lmfao:

sprinkle a lil bit of this.....

http://bluekey.merrifieldgardencenter.com/files/4_garascssckillervocontainvangeare.jpg

Ziptied
10-01-2009, 12:33 PM
Got asshurt cause I made a funny? cause thats all I see.

Doppelgänger
10-01-2009, 12:33 PM
GOTA SEE HOW YOU KILL A YARD:lmfao:


Buy a few bags of road salt and empty them out in a pile and spread it out to a layer about 1/4" thick. If your neighbor is dumb, he'll take a hose to it in which case the salt gets into the soil and kills all plants and nothing will regrow until the salt either seeps much further down (takes years) or the top layer of dirt is removed and replaced. Don't think you'll have the time/money to kill an entire yard, but you can couse some serious dead spots.

If you want to be extra dick, spell something out.

oneSLOWex
10-01-2009, 12:34 PM
Houses with garage space for your car > you

I love pulling into my nice 2-car when i'm done washing my car, it makes drying it off and waxing soo much nicer.
You = teh suck for having a garage. I have to park on the street.

QFT

:ninja:

BluesClues
10-01-2009, 12:34 PM
I see what y'all did there :yes:

lanning
10-01-2009, 12:34 PM
Oh, my bad, I didn't know a 1jz in a 2jz OEM car doubled the value.
see what I did there?
:eek::ninja:

oneSLOWex
10-01-2009, 12:35 PM
Buy a few bags of road salt and empty them out in a pile and spread it out to a layer about 1/4" thick. If your neighbor is dumb, he'll take a hose to it in which case the salt gets into the soil and kills all plants and nothing will regrow until the salt either seeps much further down (takes years) or the top layer of dirt is removed and replaced. Don't think you'll have the time/money to kill an entire yard, but you can couse some serious dead spots.

If you want to be extra dick, spell something out.

OMG LOL ima draw a big smilie in his front yard :ninja:

Catnip
10-01-2009, 12:35 PM
Got asshurt cause I made a funny? cause thats all I see.


I made a funny back. If making a fun = asshurt, you're asshurt too ;)

Ziptied
10-01-2009, 12:37 PM
I made a funny back. If making a fun = asshurt, you're asshurt too ;)

Totally, whenever your ready to lose to my 2x overpriced lexus, come to charleston. :boobies:

I'd get some ammonia, that kills grass and its cheap.

Sammich
10-01-2009, 12:38 PM
Buy a few bags of road salt and empty them out in a pile and spread it out to a layer about 1/4" thick. If your neighbor is dumb, he'll take a hose to it in which case the salt gets into the soil and kills all plants and nothing will regrow until the salt either seeps much further down (takes years) or the top layer of dirt is removed and replaced. Don't think you'll have the time/money to kill an entire yard, but you can couse some serious dead spots.

If you want to be extra dick, spell something out.
yall some grimy motherfuckers

ps lulz at the 2jz/1jz comment:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
didnt u pull the same stunt w/ your hatch evian?

teh bri
10-01-2009, 02:07 PM
EVERY GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING TIME I WASH MY CAR, THE NEIGHBOR MOWS HIS LAWN THE NEXT DAY.


THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

I love you, but omg i laughed.






:ninja: :kiss:

roxie911
10-01-2009, 02:08 PM
It just rains after I wash my car. Like...THE NEXT DAY. It pisses me off!!

teh bri
10-01-2009, 02:09 PM
It just rains after I wash my car. Like...THE NEXT DAY. It pisses me off!!

I haven't washed mine in a while. I might just do that saturday! :boobies:

roxie911
10-01-2009, 02:15 PM
I haven't washed mine in a while. I might just do that saturday! :boobies:

I haven't seen my car in a week :cry:

I wish I could wash it....

lanning
10-01-2009, 02:16 PM
I haven't seen my car in a week :cry:

I wish I could wash it....
get to work, growing my product

teh bri
10-01-2009, 02:16 PM
I haven't seen my car in a week :cry:

I wish I could wash it....

:eek: Awwwwwwwww! :cry:

roxie911
10-01-2009, 02:18 PM
get to work, growing my product

lol I don't grow...I sell ;)

Jason..
10-01-2009, 02:23 PM
lol I don't grow...I sell ;)
Thought u were gone?

lanning
10-01-2009, 02:26 PM
Thought u were gone?
thats what she do in cali

ItsBlack
10-01-2009, 02:27 PM
Envy.

ItsBlack
10-01-2009, 02:28 PM
that, and you probably both have a the same schedule lol, you wash your car wednesdays, he cuts his grass on thursdays

roxie911
10-01-2009, 02:33 PM
Thought u were gone?

I just got to work. So, I'm here again!!!

ATL_EG
10-01-2009, 02:45 PM
GOTA SEE HOW YOU KILL A YARD:lmfao:
salt












:ninja:

Doppelgänger
10-01-2009, 02:56 PM
I got a bag of chips thrown at my car right after I washed mine.....fuck your rain and neighbors lawnmower :2up: