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Maverick
09-30-2009, 03:05 PM
has anyone actually ever taken the time to watch a porno all the way through? nowadays with easy access porn websites people can just fastforward through the boring parts and get to the money shot. just curious because my gf despises porn but will watch it with me if its got a story.....
MR2DR
09-30-2009, 09:41 PM
hehe wtf?

the thing with the storyline is that they start out detailed and intricate but shit, it just fucking ends with the money shot, not even a witty comment at the end about it either -__-'
HalfBaked
09-30-2009, 09:45 PM
Porn has storylines?
jhadleyh
09-30-2009, 09:49 PM
i love porn
Arm&hammer
09-30-2009, 10:09 PM
I always skip the cheesy porn storylines. I want to see boobs not a fucking movie.
devinwebb907
10-01-2009, 05:17 AM
now a days, alot more porn has no story line, and if they do it is very short. its called 'gonzo' porn (im pretty sure) and its become quite popular. most of the time the story line sucks, but occasionally you get to see some sexy ass random outfits.
Maverick
10-01-2009, 09:38 AM
yea the gonzo stuff is awesome. skips the cheese and gets to the point. but ive actually sat down with the gf and watched a couple all the way through. its actually funny watching these people try to act. this is the only way i can get away with watching porno because if shes not with me she thinks im doing something wrong.
Okie_doke.
10-01-2009, 09:40 AM
Are they just failed soap opera actors???
AnthonyF
10-01-2009, 09:54 AM
They think there is a story line, but in the first 5 minutes of them trying to find the killer, way out of the woods, bowling, whatever...they start fucking. Then it gets all screwed up and never makes sense afterwards.

-Ant.
Sammich
10-01-2009, 09:55 AM
Porn has storylines?
I LIRL:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
Okie_doke.
10-01-2009, 09:57 AM
They think there is a story line, but in the first 5 minutes of them trying to find the killer, way out of the woods, bowling, whatever...they start fucking. Then it gets all screwed up and never makes sense afterwards.

-Ant.

That's why I just skip to the money shots cuz sex shouldn't have a story
HalfBaked
10-01-2009, 11:34 AM
Each porn I watch starts and ends the same way.

It starts with my browsing the internet.

It ends with me cleaning up.
Sammich
10-01-2009, 11:40 AM
Each porn I watch starts and ends the same way.

It starts with my browsing the internet.

It ends with me cleaning up.QFT