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    Default Storylines to porno

    has anyone actually ever taken the time to watch a porno all the way through? nowadays with easy access porn websites people can just fastforward through the boring parts and get to the money shot. just curious because my gf despises porn but will watch it with me if its got a story.....
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    hehe wtf?

    the thing with the storyline is that they start out detailed and intricate but shit, it just fucking ends with the money shot, not even a witty comment at the end about it either -__-'

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    Porn has storylines?


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    i love porn

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    I always skip the cheesy porn storylines. I want to see boobs not a fucking movie.

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    now a days, alot more porn has no story line, and if they do it is very short. its called 'gonzo' porn (im pretty sure) and its become quite popular. most of the time the story line sucks, but occasionally you get to see some sexy ass random outfits.

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    yea the gonzo stuff is awesome. skips the cheese and gets to the point. but ive actually sat down with the gf and watched a couple all the way through. its actually funny watching these people try to act. this is the only way i can get away with watching porno because if shes not with me she thinks im doing something wrong.
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    Are they just failed soap opera actors???

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    They think there is a story line, but in the first 5 minutes of them trying to find the killer, way out of the woods, bowling, whatever...they start fucking. Then it gets all screwed up and never makes sense afterwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked View Post
    Porn has storylines?
    I LIRL



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    Quote Originally Posted by AnthonyF View Post
    They think there is a story line, but in the first 5 minutes of them trying to find the killer, way out of the woods, bowling, whatever...they start fucking. Then it gets all screwed up and never makes sense afterwards.

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    That's why I just skip to the money shots cuz sex shouldn't have a story

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    Each porn I watch starts and ends the same way.

    It starts with my browsing the internet.

    It ends with me cleaning up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked View Post
    Each porn I watch starts and ends the same way.

    It starts with my browsing the internet.

    It ends with me cleaning up.
    QFT



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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