xxbckiexx
09-17-2009, 01:03 PM
I'm really not an angry person, but I notice almost every little thing that happens around me in the club... This is my list of things that drive me nuts me or that I notice in the club. Enjoy...
1. That shtfaced guy that always tries to get on the mini-stage where the hot girls are dancing and then tries to get bad with the bouncer when he's told to get down...
2. That girl on the ministage who knows damn well she does not belong in tight clothes...http://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/icon43.gif
3. "Thugs" who go out to look for fights only when they are no less than 10 deep.http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:my350z.com/get/forum/images/smilies/11.gif
4. Girls who are "Talking to someone" but take your number...
5. Guys with popped collars and spiky hairy who remind me of Dragonball Z, I Wish I Was From North Jersey, douchebags...http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:my350z.com/get/forum/images/smilies/coolio.gif
6. Girls who try to force me to dance when all I want to do is hold the wall up and check out her friends butt...
7. Guys that cut the line... (I'm not usually in line so it's not so bad...)
8. People who scream "OMG' I'm puttin that one on Myspace!!" after taking a picture...http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:my350z.com/get/forum/images/smilies/28.gif
9. Girls who ask me if I'm on Myspace...(Isn't everyone??)
10. The ugly friend who is always trying to cockblock in the parking lot... "We gotta get home..." No you don't.
11. Guys who start fights with no concern about whether or not there are females in the vicinity...
12. Your friend that can never get in the club because he refuses to listen to you when you try to tell him how to dress...
13. Your friend who got kicked out early as hell for doing something stupid and keeps calling you from the parking lot asking for the keys... ( I always go out and give him the keys, lol...)
14. Seeing Ex's at the club and trying to make a big show of hugging up on someone else... (Childish)
15. People who whine when good House/Techno comes on...
16. Clubs with security guards that look like they couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag...
17. "Parking Lot Pimps" who drive around the lot 6 times like no one realizes we have all seen your 94 Honda Civic with the Chinese letter decals and 17's every time... Get some credit!
18. The way dudes try to stare you down when you walk in the diner and you are checking out their chicks...
19. Girls who won't give you the time of day in the club, but when the see the vette they're ready to have a conversation..(Blah! Go away... I gotta go home!)
20. When you buy a drink for your friend and they don't return the favor on the next round or at least pick up the tip...http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:my350z.com/get/forum/images/smilies/8.gif
21. The friend that wants to go to the same garbage ass ATL club every week and absolutley refuses to spend more that 30 bucks each time...
22. People who come out broke knowing you will take care of them...
23. Friends who can't hang with real partiers... "Man. I'm not goin to AC, it's 2 in the morning..." Blah!
24. The person who drags you out of the club early cuz they have to work in the morning and you drove...
25. The hot one that you can never seem to find at the "Let-out..."
26. Paying $35.00 for 2 Red Bull and vodkas and 2 Hienikens...
27. Bartenders who purposely ignore me cuz "Black People Don't Tip..." Just for that I don't, *****...
28. People who don't give wheelchairs the right of way...
29. The old guy in the suit.
30. Paying waaaay more than the club is worth to get in...
31. "Yo ma! Ayo Ma, whats good shortie?" Thanks homie, you just fcked it up for the rest of us...
32. Puke all over your passenger window...
post yours below...
1. That shtfaced guy that always tries to get on the mini-stage where the hot girls are dancing and then tries to get bad with the bouncer when he's told to get down...
2. That girl on the ministage who knows damn well she does not belong in tight clothes...http://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/icon43.gif
3. "Thugs" who go out to look for fights only when they are no less than 10 deep.http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:my350z.com/get/forum/images/smilies/11.gif
4. Girls who are "Talking to someone" but take your number...
5. Guys with popped collars and spiky hairy who remind me of Dragonball Z, I Wish I Was From North Jersey, douchebags...http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:my350z.com/get/forum/images/smilies/coolio.gif
6. Girls who try to force me to dance when all I want to do is hold the wall up and check out her friends butt...
7. Guys that cut the line... (I'm not usually in line so it's not so bad...)
8. People who scream "OMG' I'm puttin that one on Myspace!!" after taking a picture...http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:my350z.com/get/forum/images/smilies/28.gif
9. Girls who ask me if I'm on Myspace...(Isn't everyone??)
10. The ugly friend who is always trying to cockblock in the parking lot... "We gotta get home..." No you don't.
11. Guys who start fights with no concern about whether or not there are females in the vicinity...
12. Your friend that can never get in the club because he refuses to listen to you when you try to tell him how to dress...
13. Your friend who got kicked out early as hell for doing something stupid and keeps calling you from the parking lot asking for the keys... ( I always go out and give him the keys, lol...)
14. Seeing Ex's at the club and trying to make a big show of hugging up on someone else... (Childish)
15. People who whine when good House/Techno comes on...
16. Clubs with security guards that look like they couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag...
17. "Parking Lot Pimps" who drive around the lot 6 times like no one realizes we have all seen your 94 Honda Civic with the Chinese letter decals and 17's every time... Get some credit!
18. The way dudes try to stare you down when you walk in the diner and you are checking out their chicks...
19. Girls who won't give you the time of day in the club, but when the see the vette they're ready to have a conversation..(Blah! Go away... I gotta go home!)
20. When you buy a drink for your friend and they don't return the favor on the next round or at least pick up the tip...http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:my350z.com/get/forum/images/smilies/8.gif
21. The friend that wants to go to the same garbage ass ATL club every week and absolutley refuses to spend more that 30 bucks each time...
22. People who come out broke knowing you will take care of them...
23. Friends who can't hang with real partiers... "Man. I'm not goin to AC, it's 2 in the morning..." Blah!
24. The person who drags you out of the club early cuz they have to work in the morning and you drove...
25. The hot one that you can never seem to find at the "Let-out..."
26. Paying $35.00 for 2 Red Bull and vodkas and 2 Hienikens...
27. Bartenders who purposely ignore me cuz "Black People Don't Tip..." Just for that I don't, *****...
28. People who don't give wheelchairs the right of way...
29. The old guy in the suit.
30. Paying waaaay more than the club is worth to get in...
31. "Yo ma! Ayo Ma, whats good shortie?" Thanks homie, you just fcked it up for the rest of us...
32. Puke all over your passenger window...
post yours below...