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  1. 09-17-2009, 01:03 PM #1
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    Default 32 things bckie hates about the club.

    I'm really not an angry person, but I notice almost every little thing that happens around me in the club... This is my list of things that drive me nuts me or that I notice in the club. Enjoy...

    1. That shtfaced guy that always tries to get on the mini-stage where the hot girls are dancing and then tries to get bad with the bouncer when he's told to get down...

    2. That girl on the ministage who knows damn well she does not belong in tight clothes...

    3. "Thugs" who go out to look for fights only when they are no less than 10 deep.

    4. Girls who are "Talking to someone" but take your number...

    5. Guys with popped collars and spiky hairy who remind me of Dragonball Z, I Wish I Was From North Jersey, douchebags...

    6. Girls who try to force me to dance when all I want to do is hold the wall up and check out her friends butt...

    7. Guys that cut the line... (I'm not usually in line so it's not so bad...)

    8. People who scream "OMG' I'm puttin that one on Myspace!!" after taking a picture...

    9. Girls who ask me if I'm on Myspace...(Isn't everyone??)

    10. The ugly friend who is always trying to cockblock in the parking lot... "We gotta get home..." No you don't.

    11. Guys who start fights with no concern about whether or not there are females in the vicinity...

    12. Your friend that can never get in the club because he refuses to listen to you when you try to tell him how to dress...

    13. Your friend who got kicked out early as hell for doing something stupid and keeps calling you from the parking lot asking for the keys... ( I always go out and give him the keys, lol...)

    14. Seeing Ex's at the club and trying to make a big show of hugging up on someone else... (Childish)

    15. People who whine when good House/Techno comes on...

    16. Clubs with security guards that look like they couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag...

    17. "Parking Lot Pimps" who drive around the lot 6 times like no one realizes we have all seen your 94 Honda Civic with the Chinese letter decals and 17's every time... Get some credit!

    18. The way dudes try to stare you down when you walk in the diner and you are checking out their chicks...

    19. Girls who won't give you the time of day in the club, but when the see the vette they're ready to have a conversation..(Blah! Go away... I gotta go home!)

    20. When you buy a drink for your friend and they don't return the favor on the next round or at least pick up the tip...

    21. The friend that wants to go to the same garbage ass ATL club every week and absolutley refuses to spend more that 30 bucks each time...

    22. People who come out broke knowing you will take care of them...

    23. Friends who can't hang with real partiers... "Man. I'm not goin to AC, it's 2 in the morning..." Blah!

    24. The person who drags you out of the club early cuz they have to work in the morning and you drove...

    25. The hot one that you can never seem to find at the "Let-out..."

    26. Paying $35.00 for 2 Red Bull and vodkas and 2 Hienikens...

    27. Bartenders who purposely ignore me cuz "Black People Don't Tip..." Just for that I don't, *****...

    28. People who don't give wheelchairs the right of way...

    29. The old guy in the suit.

    30. Paying waaaay more than the club is worth to get in...

    31. "Yo ma! Ayo Ma, whats good shortie?" Thanks homie, you just fcked it up for the rest of us...

    32. Puke all over your passenger window...


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  2. 09-17-2009, 01:09 PM #2
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    So true.
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    I hate everything about clubs, especially the smoke..
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    I like the clubs...for the drunk bitchesWoot!!!
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    I'd just rather stay at home...

    ...invited my friends over...

    ...drink my own liqour/beer...

    ...sleep in my own bed...

    ...call up ol' girl and get some...

    ...and wake up in my own house.
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    You pretty much said it all
    but to add
    I hate bringing my camera to clubs with friends because there is always asshats that'll pose for pics trying to get me to take pics of their friends. Muthafucka I'm never gonna see you again
    and I hate club photos. They're all the same... Dudes throwing up dueces and girls pouting there lips(duckface)
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    # 12 is THA TRUTH lol
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    i never been to a club so i cant totally agree

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    ^ LOL WUT
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    But what about the good? Like getting dirty HOTT sluts to take lines of coke off your short hard penis in the bathroom?


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    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SicStang03 View Post
    But what about the good? Like getting dirty HOTT sluts to take lines of coke off your short hard penis in the bathroom?

    This is about what i hate. Not about what i love, fool. Exit thread left and continue to lurk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xxbckiexx View Post
    This is about what i hate. Not about what i love, fool. Exit thread left and continue to lurk.
    But I could look at all the fat ugly wanna be pornstars in clothes 5x smaller than they should be... as long as I have some phat onion booty in mah face later that night... Stop bitching and get your D wet


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    NO SHIT AT ALL I JUST HAD MILK AND A COOKIE. I DIPPED THAT BITCH AND EVERYTHING, SORT OF LIKE I DID MY NUTS INTO YOUR MOTHERS LOOSE VAGINA.
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    Hit the nail on the head with just about every one of them.

    1) Big girls getting all up in my shit without alerting the air traffic controller that they're coming in for a landing first.

    2) Dudes that run up behind a chick and start air humping her like a blow up doll: then her friend pushes him away, then she turns around and pushes him away, then he get gets an attitude calling her an ugly bitch anyways.

    3) Dudes grabbing chicks they don't know. I would laugh my ass off if a dude grabbed a girl walking by and she turned around and stepped towards him like she was interested then tazer'd him in the face with 100,000 volts.

    I know there's more...

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    I hate everything about clubs, especially the smoke..
    Fog or Smoke? If you mean smoke then go to a better club.

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    I like the clubs...for the drunk bitchesWoot!!!
    Why am I not surprised, sober ones don't pay attention huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SicStang03 View Post
    But I could look at all the fat ugly wanna be pornstars in clothes 5x smaller than they should be... as long as I have some phat onion booty in mah face later that night... Stop bitching and get your D wet
    i always get my D wet fool. I just wanted to state why i hate going to clubzzzzezezezezezezezez.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefightin_tC View Post
    I'd just rather stay at home...

    ...invited my friends over...

    ...drink my own liqour/beer...

    ...sleep in my own bed...

    ...call up ol' girl and get some...

    ...and wake up in my own house.
    So you mean, party in a bunk, in the desert, drinking whatever you can get at the px, calling up the SGT. for some of that ass, and waking up on a cot?
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    1. the freaking restroom attendants
    2. when a friend of a friend of a friend introduces you to an ugly fatass and she persistantly tries to flirt with you all night, and you cant be rude because you know some of the same people.
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    Frat boys......I just want to punch them in the throat..

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    i hate clubs. i hate all the people that crowd in to be annoying to me. i would much rather just drink at the house where i don't have somebody puking on my shoes or wanting to fight just because they are in public.



    did i mention i fucking HATE clubs?
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    lol.

    You drink Heineken? that's cute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib® View Post
    lol.

    You drink Heineken? that's cute.
    tr00f. good ad campaigns, terrible fucking pisswater. yengling is what's up son!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GKtib® View Post
    lol.

    You drink Heineken? that's cute.


    Yes, homo.


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    I'm a Harp guy myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Identity_Crisis View Post
    tr00f. good ad campaigns, terrible fucking pisswater. yengling is what's up son!

    yengling is good, but I'll keep my good ol Bud Light. I drink Crown like water, though.
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    i don't even like beer, but yengling is about all i will drink. other than that it's liquor for me! i drink that classy shit. like barton vodka :lol: if it comes in a plastic bottle it MUST be delicious! seriously though i keep it nice and simple with crown and coke, or goose or jager.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Identity_Crisis View Post
    i don't even like beer, but yengling is about all i will drink. other than that it's liquor for me! i drink that classy shit. like barton vodka :lol: if it comes in a plastic bottle it MUST be delicious! seriously though i keep it nice and simple with crown and coke, or goose or jager.

    Do you like sprite? Try this....Crown+Sprite+Slice of an orange= WIN
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    i'll have to give that a try
    Who knows?
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    what i dont like about the clubs is that i once got kicked out for underage drinking a couple years, thats about it, normally i go with friends and enjoy myself.
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    It's Yuengling. Just sayin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded View Post
    It's Yuengling. Just sayin.

    The "u" b"u"tton on my comp"u"ter wasnt working last night.
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    I think it's homosexual to go to clubs in the first place. It reminds me of a middle school dance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett View Post
    I think it's homosexual to go to clubs in the first place. It reminds me of a middle school dance.
    lol! It is what you make it, so you're saying you had a homosexual experience during a middle school dance?
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded View Post
    lol! It is what you make it, so you're saying you had a homosexual experience during a middle school dance?
    Yes, the boys new my penis was big, and would always try to take it out and stuff. I had to change schools numerous times and had to start sitting on toilets to piss so they wouldn't check over my shoulder.
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    1. the group of asian girls that dance in a circle while the boyfriends, who are only 5 ft tall, stand behind them trying to mean mug guys who walk by.

    2. people who go to the club just to take pictures and consider that clubbing while the pictures end up on their facebook organized by date and what club they were at never realizing that every picture in the albums have the same people in each picture just with different clothes and different combinations of friends in the picture. i think every asian girl in my friends list has this problem.

    3. the peace sign and sour lip face all the girls make when they take pictures.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maverick View Post
    1. the group of asian girls that dance in a circle while the boyfriends, who are only 5 ft tall, stand behind them trying to mean mug guys who walk by.

    2. people who go to the club just to take pictures and consider that clubbing while the pictures end up on their facebook organized by date and what club they were at never realizing that every picture in the albums have the same people in each picture just with different clothes and different combinations of friends in the picture. i think every asian girl in my friends list has this problem.

    3. the peace sign and sour lip face all the girls make when they take pictures.
    If there is a will there is a way, don't let a bunch of dudes stop you lol.
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