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quickdodgeŽ
10-09-2005, 09:24 AM
Scanty nourishment and the permanent lack of microelements and vitamins made people of the Bubal tribe ask their only wealth - cows - for help. The tribers learned that eating the menstrual matter of cows helps them fight such diseases as rachitis, scurvy and leukemia.

The mysterious tribe and their cows roam on the border between Kenya and Somalia. This is the only nation in the world, which practices a very unusual tradition: their children eat cows' menstrual matter until they get married. The Bubals believe that the licking of cow's vagina makes would-be warriors strong and courageous. Italian scientists have recently discovered that the menstrual matter of cows is a source of such vitamins as B6, B12, E and D. In addition, it makes up the deficiency of iron, magnesium, phosphorus, calcium and potassium. That is why, scientists think, cows protect the tribe from the most horrible disease of the region - anemia (the lack of haemoglobin). The most interesting thing happens afterwards, though. Hormone changes become extremely conspicuous with all males of the African tribe, after they reach puberty: their testicles grow up to 70-80 centimeters in diameter.

Later, QD.

Brett
10-09-2005, 09:27 AM
So why eat cow pussy? Can they not just have thier bitches wash the flys and shit of thier woman's pussy and eat that?

Spyder
10-09-2005, 10:54 AM
LOL Gross!

Spyder
10-09-2005, 10:54 AM
So why eat cow pussy? Can they not just have thier bitches wash the flys and shit of thier woman's pussy and eat that?

Read it again... they are eatting the "matter"...

Nitro
10-09-2005, 12:09 PM
ok hold on while i go :upchuck: lol......

ironchef
10-09-2005, 02:27 PM
Are you sure its 70-80 cm in diameter? That would make it 27 inches or roughly 2 feet, and having balls that size would be quite uncomfy i would think.

dazn
10-09-2005, 04:18 PM
The mysterious tribe and their cows roam on the border between Kenya and Somalia


yeah, having 80cm testes would make it hard to "roam"
having ginormous nads makes it hard to be nomadic

Tbird_guy
10-09-2005, 05:09 PM
i just threw up a little bit...in my mouth.