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Sammich
06-04-2009, 01:16 PM
Baby, I think it's time for us to do what we came to do

Here...come closer to me...Imma make you feel so good tonight

I'll do anything you say

Verse 1

Baby, here we are lyin in my bed
With the same thing goin through our heads
You been wantin my body, I been wantin yo body
So no more waiting baby

Can you move just a little closer
Come and get this sweet lovin you deserve
Girl I'll be real gentle with it I promise
To make your body cum like 3 or 4 times in a row

If you believe in me tonight all your fantasies will come true, in this bedroom
And you ain't gotta say nothin, cause tonight I can read your mind
Cause you want me to go down and push the power button

Chorus

Can, I be your remote, touch me turn me on
Make me sing a song now put me on slow
Baby push enter, now fast forward
Girl you got me programmed, under your control

Somethin about the way you turn it over and poke it out
Said it makes me wanna grab the remote and put that ass on pause

Girl it don't make no sense the way you imitate that dog
When you do it, how you do it, baby take it all
Tonight I'll be your slave, I will do anything you say
Girl push menu and check out the features
Just let me put this adapter in you it will keep you charged up
Girl, I'll keep goin till you press the stop button baby
All I want is for you to be happy when I'm done
So I can call you my lady
Push, audio on now
Push, gettin too loud now
Push, so wild now
Push the mute now
For somebody hear us up in here
So professional I'd swear this here was your career
Don't have to say nothin, girl cause I can read your mind
Cause you want me to go down and, push the power button baby

Chorus

Just try to imagine that I'm the panel, and you are in control
Baby push the down arrow and I will go down low
Come on taste these juices babe I wanna feel you up
I'm gonna push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it
and make you say ooh (ahh) ooh (ahh) ooh (ahh)
If you get lost just push the guide
and I will lead you to your destination
all you have to do is trust me
Cuz baby girl I know what your body's yearning for
See here are the rules
I'm your remote and I have to do what you push
So let your fingers do the walkin' baby there ain't no more talkin
And you aint gotta say nothin girl, cuz I can read your mind
Cause you want me to go down and push the power button babe

Chorus 3x

PURP
06-04-2009, 01:21 PM
STFU..... no one wants you here

Nemesis
06-04-2009, 01:24 PM
STFU..... no one wants you here


agreed :hot:

Sammich
06-04-2009, 01:24 PM
integrahot (1:20:05 PM): ...
Gotpurp914 (1:20:13 PM): ....
integrahot (1:20:22 PM): fux up
Gotpurp914 (1:22:15 PM): where the fuck have you bbeen, i have missed you
integrahot (1:22:21 PM): in yo wife
Gotpurp914 (1:22:49 PM): at least you've been close
integrahot (1:24:41 PM): closer than you think

PURP
06-04-2009, 01:36 PM
integrahot (1:20:05 PM): ...
Gotpurp914 (1:20:13 PM): ....
integrahot (1:20:22 PM): fux up
Gotpurp914 (1:22:15 PM): where the fuck have you bbeen, i have missed you
integrahot (1:22:21 PM): in yo wife
Gotpurp914 (1:22:49 PM): at least you've been close
integrahot (1:24:41 PM): closer than you think

lets not edit again, shall we

integrahot (1:19:20 PM): ...
Gotpurp914 (1:19:27 PM): ....
integrahot (1:19:36 PM): fux up
Gotpurp914 (1:19:44 PM): fux down
Gotpurp914 (1:21:22 PM): fuck you homo
Gotpurp914 (1:21:29 PM): where the fuck have you bbeen
integrahot (1:21:35 PM): in yo wife
integrahot (1:21:40 PM): where have u been
Gotpurp914 (1:21:40 PM): you have been replied to on your threa
Gotpurp914 (1:21:43 PM): d*
integrahot (1:21:45 PM): wat thread
integrahot (1:21:48 PM): the remote control
Gotpurp914 (1:21:51 PM): yeah

Sammich
06-04-2009, 01:38 PM
alot of bullshit sensed in post #5

1SICKLEX
06-04-2009, 02:30 PM
My spider sense is tingling.....fail.....

Sammich
06-04-2009, 02:31 PM
LOOK HERE PUTO...R KELLY KNOWS WHAT HE TOM BOUT :-P

Brian*
06-04-2009, 02:33 PM
Ill take a peanut butter and jelly, hold the jelly...

Sammich
06-04-2009, 02:34 PM
CANT HAVE ONE W/O THE OTHER SON..GET REAL

http://blog.silive.com/weather/pbj.jpg

Brian*
06-04-2009, 02:36 PM
Damn... That made me hungry for realz.

Sammich
06-04-2009, 02:38 PM
LOL I WAS GONA HAVE THAT FOR LUNCH TODAY...BUT I WENT TO HARDEES AND GOT A HEARTATTACK AKA MONSTER BURGER COMBO

1SICKLEX
06-04-2009, 02:47 PM
Someone post some boobs to save this thread..

Sammich
06-04-2009, 02:48 PM
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb63/Dustinsane/Tits.jpg

Sammich
06-04-2009, 02:56 PM
http://pics.ligthert.net/d/11461-1/massive-tits-demotivational-poster.jpg