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  1. 06-04-2009, 01:16 PM #1
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    Default I Got The Remote Control

    Baby, I think it's time for us to do what we came to do

    Here...come closer to me...Imma make you feel so good tonight

    I'll do anything you say

    Verse 1

    Baby, here we are lyin in my bed
    With the same thing goin through our heads
    You been wantin my body, I been wantin yo body
    So no more waiting baby

    Can you move just a little closer
    Come and get this sweet lovin you deserve
    Girl I'll be real gentle with it I promise
    To make your body cum like 3 or 4 times in a row

    If you believe in me tonight all your fantasies will come true, in this bedroom
    And you ain't gotta say nothin, cause tonight I can read your mind
    Cause you want me to go down and push the power button

    Chorus

    Can, I be your remote, touch me turn me on
    Make me sing a song now put me on slow
    Baby push enter, now fast forward
    Girl you got me programmed, under your control

    Somethin about the way you turn it over and poke it out
    Said it makes me wanna grab the remote and put that ass on pause

    Girl it don't make no sense the way you imitate that dog
    When you do it, how you do it, baby take it all
    Tonight I'll be your slave, I will do anything you say
    Girl push menu and check out the features
    Just let me put this adapter in you it will keep you charged up
    Girl, I'll keep goin till you press the stop button baby
    All I want is for you to be happy when I'm done
    So I can call you my lady
    Push, audio on now
    Push, gettin too loud now
    Push, so wild now
    Push the mute now
    For somebody hear us up in here
    So professional I'd swear this here was your career
    Don't have to say nothin, girl cause I can read your mind
    Cause you want me to go down and, push the power button baby

    Chorus

    Just try to imagine that I'm the panel, and you are in control
    Baby push the down arrow and I will go down low
    Come on taste these juices babe I wanna feel you up
    I'm gonna push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it
    and make you say ooh (ahh) ooh (ahh) ooh (ahh)
    If you get lost just push the guide
    and I will lead you to your destination
    all you have to do is trust me
    Cuz baby girl I know what your body's yearning for
    See here are the rules
    I'm your remote and I have to do what you push
    So let your fingers do the walkin' baby there ain't no more talkin
    And you aint gotta say nothin girl, cuz I can read your mind
    Cause you want me to go down and push the power button babe

    Chorus 3x



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  2. 06-04-2009, 01:21 PM #2
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    STFU..... no one wants you here
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    A g00n... is a real life thing. It walks, talks, and shits. A goblin is a fictional character that isn't real life. It's FAKE..... like rotas, y0. Hope that helps.
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  3. 06-04-2009, 01:24 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOT_PURP
    STFU..... no one wants you here

    agreed
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  4. 06-04-2009, 01:24 PM #4
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    integrahot (1:20:05 PM): ...
    Gotpurp914 (1:20:13 PM): ....
    integrahot (1:20:22 PM): fux up
    Gotpurp914 (1:22:15 PM): where the fuck have you bbeen, i have missed you
    integrahot (1:22:21 PM): in yo wife
    Gotpurp914 (1:22:49 PM): at least you've been close
    integrahot (1:24:41 PM): closer than you think



    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?
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  5. 06-04-2009, 01:36 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammich
    integrahot (1:20:05 PM): ...
    Gotpurp914 (1:20:13 PM): ....
    integrahot (1:20:22 PM): fux up
    Gotpurp914 (1:22:15 PM): where the fuck have you bbeen, i have missed you
    integrahot (1:22:21 PM): in yo wife
    Gotpurp914 (1:22:49 PM): at least you've been close
    integrahot (1:24:41 PM): closer than you think
    lets not edit again, shall we

    integrahot (1:19:20 PM): ...
    Gotpurp914 (1:19:27 PM): ....
    integrahot (1:19:36 PM): fux up
    Gotpurp914 (1:19:44 PM): fux down
    Gotpurp914 (1:21:22 PM): fuck you homo
    Gotpurp914 (1:21:29 PM): where the fuck have you bbeen
    integrahot (1:21:35 PM): in yo wife
    integrahot (1:21:40 PM): where have u been
    Gotpurp914 (1:21:40 PM): you have been replied to on your threa
    Gotpurp914 (1:21:43 PM): d*
    integrahot (1:21:45 PM): wat thread
    integrahot (1:21:48 PM): the remote control
    Gotpurp914 (1:21:51 PM): yeah
    Quote Originally Posted by PURP View Post
    A g00n... is a real life thing. It walks, talks, and shits. A goblin is a fictional character that isn't real life. It's FAKE..... like rotas, y0. Hope that helps.
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  6. 06-04-2009, 01:38 PM #6
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    alot of bullshit sensed in post #5



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  7. 06-04-2009, 02:30 PM #7
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    My spider sense is tingling.....fail.....
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    LOOK HERE PUTO...R KELLY KNOWS WHAT HE TOM BOUT :-P



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  9. 06-04-2009, 02:33 PM #9
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    Ill take a peanut butter and jelly, hold the jelly...
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    CANT HAVE ONE W/O THE OTHER SON..GET REAL




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    Damn... That made me hungry for realz.
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    LOL I WAS GONA HAVE THAT FOR LUNCH TODAY...BUT I WENT TO HARDEES AND GOT A HEARTATTACK AKA MONSTER BURGER COMBO



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    Someone post some boobs to save this thread..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinfix_15 View Post
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