spider...

[Humphrizzle]

I walked out to the garage.. looked down.. saw a fuckin huge ass spider.

i threw something at it and i swear it stared at me. then i sprayed it with some insect repellent. It returned with spurting out little baby spiders out of it's fat ass belly. walked inside to get the bug spray instead of repellent and i come back 10 seconds later and it left.. it left its children. i killed the babies and i've yet to see this disgusting piece of shit since.. i lined my garage and garage door with the bug spray..


that fuckin spider was scary as hell.

http://savetherobot.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/the-end.jpg

[FasTech]

Picture or it never happened.




Oh and 1st.

[Humphrizzle]

my phone had no battery left.

and i was too scared to take a picture..

[SicStang03]

How did it get away?

[MR2DR]

http://postworthy.com/contributorimages/hugespider.jpg

aerosol + lighter = win

[oneSLOWex]

FUCK spiders!!

[mocha latte cupcake]

agreed, brake clean + lighter =



http://membres.lycos.fr/fredrichung/forum/kill%20it%20with%20fire.jpeg

[Ran]

F*ck that sh*t. If that spider got away then your garage is going to be swarming with eight-legged babies before long. Your house has been compromised. Move.

[ShooterMcGavin]

and what did you smoke right before this "spider" encounter?

[oneSLOWex]

and what did you smoke right before this "spider" encounter?

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/4181/cheech27qj3bg4ws.gif

there was like spiders and stuff maaaaaaaaaaaaan

[NVEOUS]

How about some black widow??



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v611/justateen/weed123.jpg
:lmfao:

[90_ACCORD]

http://postworthy.com/contributorimages/hugespider.jpg

aerosol + lighter = win

ok if i found that in my house or garage i would flip the fuck out and sell the house. i already hate spiders and that would do me in good

[Brett]

my phone had no battery left.

and i was too scared to take a picture..

I SMELL......


PUSSY!!!

[oneSLOWex]

LAWL

[Terror]

90_accord, i second that motion, i may or may not have a heart attack if i saw that shit in my corner

[big crunch22]

http://postworthy.com/contributorimages/hugespider.jpg



that makes my skin crawl

[Mr Egg Rollllll]

I know this is kinda sick, but imagine that picture...but inside of a vag...

FML

[Z0_o6]

http://postworthy.com/contributorimages/hugespider.jpg

aerosol + lighter = win


i would straight pass the fuck out. :eek:

[oneSLOWex]

90_accord, i second that motion, i may or may not have a heart attack if i saw that shit in my corner

lol

I would be all :eek: then :cry:

[ATL_EG]

http://postworthy.com/contributorimages/hugespider.jpg

aerosol + lighter = win

id slit my own wrist on the spot :(

[TheGodfather]

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn286/kn1ckers93/Advice_dog1.jpg

[jr4mny]

i hate spiders, especially big ones.. next one i see is getting owned lol.

[Humphrizzle]

http://postworthy.com/contributorimages/hugespider.jpg

aerosol + lighter = win


dude.. that's what the fuck happened.. same spider and everything!!!

holy shit.

[Tech5]

repost

[Humphrizzle]

repost


someone was in my house? i thought the doors were locked..??

[jr4mny]

lol. i say u move.

seen that movie 8 legged freaks...=[ sucks

[FasTech]

dude.. that's what the fuck happened.. same spider and everything!!!

holy shit.


If that is seriously the case, FUCKING MOVE ASAP!!!!! I spray my house once a month with some insect stuff and I never see anything. Cockroaches, spiders, etc. But shit like that is just flat out creepy.

[Humphrizzle]

i havent seen the fucker since.. i want to.. because ever since when i go to the garage.. i keep my insect killer right by the door.

[tdurr]

dude. that fucking sucks.

reminds of me of the last time i was swimming at my friends house, someone was walking around the edge and freaked out randomly. so we all go over and look and a fucking spider had its babies in the fucking water. I had to kill them all cuz everyone else was being pussies.

gl finding that fucker. I say next time jump as high as u can and stomp it with both feet, then quickly jump away. thats wut i do when i see big ass spiders.

[Humphrizzle]

i wasnt wearing shoes..

[tdurr]

neither was I. lol I ran back and grabbed a flip flop and started smashing them.

but from now on keep shoes close to ur garage

[HypnoToad]

dude. that fucking sucks.

reminds of me of the last time i was swimming at my friends house, someone was walking around the edge and freaked out randomly. so we all go over and look and a fucking spider had its babies in the fucking water. I had to kill them all cuz everyone else was being pussies.

gl finding that fucker. I say next time jump as high as u can and stomp it with both feet, then quickly jump away. thats wut i do when i see big ass spiders.

i call BS


black people dont swim

and,i say u go back in the garage and unload 50 rounds of buckshot in everything

[TheProfiteer]

tisk tisk, the ignorance in this thread is monumental.

Spiders will never hurt you, in fact spiders are the good type of bugs.

They eat all the bad type bugs like mosquitoes, flys, and yo momma.

[ATL_EG]

neither was I. lol I ran back and grabbed a flip flop and started smashing them.

but from now on keep shoes close to ur garage

why so that bastard can gnaw my fucking toes off first thing in the morning?
keep a flamethrower close to your garage

[tdurr]

why so that *** can gnaw my fucking toes off first thing in the morning?
keep a flamethrower close to your garage

i throw my shoes across the garage before i put them on. Just in case. :lmfao:

[Humphrizzle]

tisk tisk, the ignorance in this thread is monumental.

Spiders will never hurt you, in fact spiders are the good type of bugs.

They eat all the bad type bugs like mosquitoes, flys, and yo momma.


stfu.. you werent there.. the shit was massive.

[bookthief]

True, spiders can be quite useful.
They are cool in my book:goodjob:

Wolf Spider
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/wolfspider-431x300.jpg
http://www.championpestcontrol.com/images/wolfspider.jpg
Female with egg sac
http://www.whatsthatbug.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/wold_spider_eggsac_spain.jpg

Camel Spider
http://naturanonfacitsaltus.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/large-camel-spider.jpg
http://www.dangerouswildlife.com/images/sun-scorpion.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wq9qXd2nHG4/SQBHsoYpJLI/AAAAAAAAEqg/4nIrBCwJuuo/s400/3.jpeg

And the ever-popular Tarantula
http://villagewiki.pbworks.com/f/Tarantula.jpg
http://www.ics.uci.edu/~eppstein/pix/t8bd/HanlinTarantula-m.jpg
Cobalt Blue Tarantula
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/11-sky_gina.jpg
http://www.petbugs.com/caresheets/gallery/H-lividum.jpg
http://silent13.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/z-411.jpg

[tdurr]

lulz. *waits for ppl to freak out*

[MR2DR]

True, spiders can be quite useful.
They are cool in my book:goodjob:



fucking cool until you get bitten by a brown recluse spider.. which are hella prominent in GA i might add. get ready for NWS shit...


5 day after a bite:
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/InnerCircle7/Brown%20Recluse%20Spider/Day5.jpg

6 days after a bite:
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/InnerCircle7/Brown%20Recluse%20Spider/Day6.jpg

a week or two after a bite:

































http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f365/InnerCircle7/Brown%20Recluse%20Spider/Day10.jpg

[bookthief]

yeah, I know the damage range.

It's just a matter of being, careful.

[Humphrizzle]

they suck.. i hate spiders..

[eg mike]

so didn't read your post! saw spider and the end