I Shouldda Said...

[Mr. Clean]

GODDAMNIT i hate that feeling.


Today I pulled into the Publix parking lot; cut across a couple of rows stopping at each one and looking both ways (only have liability lol). So I get to one row and there's a guy coming so I stop, but he motions for me to go ahead. So I put it in first and pull out in front of and don't poke around in front of him and grab an open spot about 60 feet away. Maybe got to a top speed of 15. Well as many Honda owners know: to get to 15 in first you're at like 5 grand lol, and it sounds like your car is going to blow up to the unknowing ear. Well I get out of my car and this MILF is standing at the back of her gas guzzling Expedition letting the mildly mentally challenged 30+ yr old bag girl load her groceries. I notice she's looking at the back of my car for too long. Well I get about 10 feet from my car away from her but toward the door when she says,

"flyin' through the parking lot, huh"

I turn around and just nod at her and keep walking.



WTF... I got punked by a fucking old bitch (36-ish, smokin' hot :dunno:) looking for an argument because her home life sucks.


So then I got to think for the next hour on my way home about all the hilarious shit I could have said/done to her.

fuckin' a I hate that feeling.

[Scotsman]

i hate that too ,lol

[ATL_EG]

i feel ya man, that shit'll eat at ya for a minute

[tdurr]

should have yelled, "RACE WARS!!!!"

[Revmaynard]

Lol. I thought you wrecked your car once you mentioned insurance!

[Scotsman]

Lol. I thought you wrecked your car once you mentioned insurance!so did I

[Mr. Clean]

nah no wrecking. just verbal pwnage.

[Scotsman]

nah no wrecking. just verbal pwnage.:doh:

[PRO®]

lol, i know the very same feeling.

that-unexpected-got-you-by-suprise-imma-regret-not-saying- _____ -later feeling

BUT

its better than the responding with the wrong reponse and having the

what-the-ufck-was-i-thinking,-why-did-i-say-that,-that-was-lame,-i-feel-like-a-douche,-and-everyone-is-prolly-laughing-at-me-feeling.

[BKgen®]

So.... Make a thread about it. :thinking:

[Scotsman]

So.... Make a thread about it. :thinking:or post in a thread about it:thinking:

[Turbd4DE]

Its hard to fuss back at an older women. That shit would eat me alive.... :no:

[BKgen®]

or post in a thread about it:thinking:

or FUCK YO COUCH.

[Scotsman]

or FUCK YO COUCH.

GOT_PURP'S CACK IS SO TASTY.

[Mr. Clean]

Its hard to fuss back at an older women. That shit would eat me alive.... :no:


she was like 36 and smokin' hot. i use the term lightly lol.

[PRO®]

or..................FUCK YO OTTOMAN?!?!?!?!


noooooooo not otto! lol


http://www.papermag.com/blogs/OttoP_.jpg

[BKgen®]

she was like 36 and smokin' hot. i use the term lightly lol.

nice. mid-30's is a pretty fackin' hot age for milfs IMO. (the ones who don't have wizard sleeve cooters)

screw you, robert*

[Mr. Clean]

nice. mid-30's is a pretty fackin' hot age for milfs IMO. (the ones who don't have wizard sleeve cooters)


BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH. nah i'd smash this bitch right in the back of her expedition in front of the bag girl.

[Scotsman]

i lick 80 year old men's taints! poo poo plater FTMFW!QFT:ninja:

[JDMJAYDC2]

should have told her to take her top off like in the eat at joes commercials

[Greddypacked]

Should of been like, Ya im flying thru the parking lot cuz i got places to see and people to do... SO HOW YOU DOING! :lmfao:

[BKgen®]

QFT:ninja:

LOL arsehole

[Scotsman]

LOL arseholei can haz edit too:ninja: LMAO!

[Turbd4DE]

she was like 36 and smokin' hot. i use the term lightly lol.

Damn... lol U should just started talking to her. You never know what might come out of it. lol

[Turbd4DE]

nice. mid-30's is a pretty fackin' hot age for milfs IMO. (the ones who don't have wizard sleeve cooters)

screw you, robert*





Lol dang now i cant get wizard sleeves out of my head.:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Mr. Clean]

should have told her to take her top off like in the eat at joes commercials

bwhahahaha.

what i reallllly wanted to do was walk up to her and act like an off duty officer. ask her if she gone through training on how to accurately visually estimate someone's speed. then when she says no. tell her to STFU.


orrrr just walk up and say:

ME: do you know who the fuck i am? (crazy eyes)
HER: no
ME: maybe you should keep your snide remarks to yourself until you know what the Mr. Clean on the back of my goddamn car means
HER: oh.
ME: do you think me going an extreme rate of speed at 15mph in the parking lot is worth spilt milk?
HER: do what? no.
ME: (takes her newly purchased gallon of milk and throw it down the row and watches it explode)
watch your mouth.



that would be so goddamn mother fucking epic.

[ShaSweet]

Good reason to not own a Honda #1


You won't get punked by 30+ yr old bag ladies.

[yungdz]

bwhahahaha.

what i reallllly wanted to do was walk up to her and act like an off duty officer. ask her if she gone through training on how to accurately visually estimate someone's speed. then when she says no. tell her to STFU.


orrrr just walk up and say:

ME: do you know who the fuck i am? (crazy eyes)
HER: no
ME: maybe you should keep your snide remarks to yourself until you know what the Mr. Clean on the back of my goddamn car means
HER: oh.
ME: do you think me going an extreme rate of speed at 15mph in the parking lot is worth spilt milk?
HER: do what? no.
ME: (takes her newly purchased gallon of milk and throw it down the row and watches it explode)
watch your mouth.



that would be so goddamn mother fucking epic.


EPIC!


Good reason to not own a Honda #1


You won't get punked by 30+ yr old bag ladies.


lol it wasn't the bag lady that pwned him.

[Mr. Clean]

Good reason to not own a Honda #1


You won't get punked by 30+ yr old bag ladies.


good reason why you should read the whole thread #1. enjoy.

[ShaSweet]

lol it wasn't the bag lady that pwned him.


Either way he got owned and the was dumb enough to post about it on IA.:boobies: